Polaris

25 | Ask for Pronouns | plural mess, its loud in here

[nnugatoryextravagance]

I need to repost the funniest fucking video my friend has ever made I cant stop thinking about it I need to inflict it on more people

[maxpawb]

HAPPY PINK LION PARTY DAY 🎉

[sludgebitch]

1 horsepower = lifting 550lb 1 foot in 1 second

1 dogpower = making 1 items yucky in 1 second

[corginsailorfukku]

I been feeling like designing a sabertooth character😺

[ruettoo]

ruetto and baby rue junior (ruejr)

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[drxgonfvcker-deactivated2019061]

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

[running-with-toast]

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[tdg267]

the-masters-shadow hahahahahahahhaahhahahahaa pffffdf

[somethingwickedthiswaylives-dea]

This is such a beautiful thing

[metal-n-tech-nerd-deactivated20]

Jesus christ

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Ah, man. What a great post. *ties ballsack tightly with a hemp rope* TAKE IT FROM HERE DELORES! *Delores the amazon dressed in tight leather puts on a pair of spiked high heels. She starts stomping the sack* Oh! Ow! Oh god! Fuck yeah in the sack! Thats my sack! Oof! Oh! The sack baby, OHH!

[mr-downer]

yo what the fuck happened to this post

[stargirl720]

I’m. I’m not the only one seeing this right. Please tell me I’m not the only one seeing this.

[13mo]

Pūkeko !

[gutteredblood]

𝔖𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔱 ♱

[pixxyofice]

no....... not a burger i can't eat again....

[squeakitties]

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[bearsockz]

trying something new

[vocalsynthtextposts]

today's warm up doodle

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes at you

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

[shark--apologist]

[demilypyro]

progesterone beam

[sergal]

what if you had to go to a doctor to have your bodily fluids changed out every now and then like how cars need oil changes

[official-boob-posts]

I’m not sure if I’ve posted this one before but I stumbled upon it in the wild so it goes here now