Leon's Blog

I'm just trying to annoy Donnie and copy him. Do the same thing with me as you do with Donnie

[neonleon-thechampion]

hello! Just want to say your jokes are awesome! I know you don't know me, just wanted to say I love your jokes

I'm glad you can recognize an amazing personality such as myself. I hope you enjoy future ones 😉

[neonleon-thechampion]

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[neonleon-thechampion]

Why did the electric car feel discriminated against?

Because the rules weren't current.

[neonleon-thechampion]

How did I know my girlfriend thought I was invading her privacy?

She wrote about it in her diary.

[neonleon-thechampion]

What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?

You're toast!

[neonleon-thechampion]

What's a shark's favorite saying?

"Man overboard!"

[neonleon-thechampion]

I had a quiet game of tennis today.

There was no racket.

[kittpunk144]

I love him so much so silly

Good!Future Leo my beloved…

(Don’t trace or use my art without credit.)

[avery73]

@sophiacloud28 @thelaundrybitch

[neonleon-thechampion]

Woah! You made me look good @kittpunk144!!

[neonleon-thechampion]

Why do crabs never volunteer?

Because they're shell-fish.

[chickenclan]

I WILL SHATTER YOU LIKE GLASS LAMENARDO

[neonleon-thechampion]

Bring it on!! And since when did you come up with that lame excuse for an insult? Is that the best you can do, Laughael?!

[chickenclan]

you said moi was Spanish for leo, and you can’t yourself a champion you know ghostbear was cheating!!

[neonleon-thechampion]

I could see it a mile away!! Ghostbear was never skilled! Just skilled at hibernating 😏

[chickenclan]

so therefore if he was never skilled, and it took the help of ME to take him out, you must’ve sucked bad with him.

[neonleon-thechampion]

You couldn't defeat him on your own either! He was cheating half the time if you recall, not actually wrestling. My, did you hit your head too many times?

[neonleon-thechampion]

Why do crabs never volunteer?

Because they're shell-fish.

[chickenclan]

I WILL SHATTER YOU LIKE GLASS LAMENARDO

[neonleon-thechampion]

Bring it on!! And since when did you come up with that lame excuse for an insult? Is that the best you can do, Laughael?!

[chickenclan]

you said moi was Spanish for leo, and you can’t yourself a champion you know ghostbear was cheating!!

[neonleon-thechampion]

I could see it a mile away!! Ghostbear was never skilled! Just skilled at hibernating 😏

[neonleon-thechampion]

Why do crabs never volunteer?

Because they're shell-fish.

[chickenclan]

I WILL SHATTER YOU LIKE GLASS LAMENARDO

[neonleon-thechampion]

Bring it on!! And since when did you come up with that lame excuse for an insult? Is that the best you can do, Laughael?!

[neonleon-thechampion]

Why do crabs never volunteer?

Because they're shell-fish.

[himeno54]

To sleep

[cowabungamiguel]

No, no, no no no!! Not falling asleep!! @neonleon-thechampion @raphadooodle are you two ok?!?!!

[neonleon-thechampion]

We're fine @cowabungamiguel its just fan art

[himeno54]

[cowabungamiguel]

Annoyingly accurate. @neonleon-thechampion!!! You aren't allowed to kill yourself!!

[neonleon-thechampion]

I said I wouldn't Mikey! You don't need to keep telling me!! @cowabungamiguel

[ellietubbie]

What a drama queen....

[cowabungamiguel]

🤣🤣🤣 you would be this dramatic @neonleon-thechampion

[neonleon-thechampion]

That is not true Miguel!!