Stop. Hammertime.

20-something Medical Laboratory Scientist working in Microbiology. Born and raised in Winnipeg, Manitoba. Now living in Ottawa, Ontario. Football. Hockey. Soccer. Golf. Shoe lover, horoscope reader, soccer player, cookie baker. Talk to me: [email protected]

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

Valentine sugar cookies

[buzzfeed]

13 Facebook Posts That Are On Your Timeline Right This Second

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President Donald Trump has been photographed briefly staring directly at the sun during the solar eclipse. An aide then reportedly shouted “don’t look,” telling the president to make sure he was wearing his protective glasses.

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i am an adult (by Alicia Berber)

[neonlily]

Sometimes I remember when there was exponential amount of tumblr drama between 20-26 year olds like 5 years ago. What a time.

[neonlily]

I finished level 3 of French school last week. Going to attempt to take level 4 while starting grad school. May or may not go well.

[ifelloffthebed]

[neonlily]

Test one two

Is this thing on?

Anyways, wanted to put this in the blog that I’m heading back to school for my Master of Public Health in Fall. Hooray!

[neonlily]

Going to Phoenix tomorrow! Leave suggestions below.

[dennys]

when you can’t decide to get the rudolph pancakes on a plate or on your skin

[neonlily]

This is the type of quality content I am here for.

[neonlily]

just some cute girls

[straightwhiteboystexting]

markanthonysays

[neonlily]

dead

[buzzfeedlgbt]

May we all strive to be as perfect as 1996 Cher (x)

[neonlily]

“Mum, I am a rich man”

[gamegrrl]

two things i want:

a chopped-style cooking show where the judges have no cooking experience

a chopped-style cooking show where the competitors have no cooking experience

[gamegrrl]

“i open the basket and i see tomatoes, and i’m immediately thinking ‘oh fuck i dont even like tomatoes god shittign damn”

[neonlily]

This got me good. 

[neonlily]

Looking extra refreshed after a visit to Le Nordik. 

[neonlily]

When your friend gets fucked by the ultimate fuck boy and you wish you saw it from the start.

[instagram]

Introducing Instagram Stories

Today, we’re introducing Instagram Stories, a new feature that lets you share all the moments of your day, not just the ones you want to keep on your profile. As you share multiple photos and videos, they appear together in a slideshow format: your story.

With Instagram Stories, you don’t have to worry about overposting. Instead, you can share as much as you want throughout the day — with as much creativity as you want. You can bring your story to life in new ways with text and drawing tools. The photos and videos will disappear after 24 hours and won’t appear on your profile grid or in feed.

You’ll see stories from people you follow in a bar at the top of your feed — from your best friends to your favorite popular accounts. When there’s something new to see, their profile photo will have a colorful ring around it.

To view someone’s story, just tap on their profile photo. It’s easy to view stories at your own pace: tap to go back and forward or swipe to jump to another person’s story. If you want to comment on something you see, you can tap and send a private message to that person on Instagram Direct. Unlike regular posts, there are no likes or public comments.

Your story follows the privacy settings of your account. If you set your account to private, your story is visible only to your followers. However, you can also easily hide your entire story from anyone you don’t want to see it, even if they follow you. When watching your own story, swipe up to check out who’s seen each photo and video. You can even choose to feature a particular part of your story by posting it on your profile.

Instagram has always been a place to share the moments you want to remember. Now you can share your highlights and everything in between, too.

Instagram Stories will be rolling out globally over the next few weeks on iOS and Android. To learn more, check out the Help Center.

[foxwithsocks]

wow this is so blatant, I don’t know what to think 

[neonlily]

Oh hi look we just created snapchat and shoved it onto your timeline