why are you so obsessed with the teeth?

my name is jersey and welcome to my crib 

[realthighcrew]

in latest ahwu geoff said “im gonna deepthroat this dildo” whilst not facing the camera and i thought “haha funny joke what a tease making us think hed actually do it”

and then michael told him “well at least face the camera”

[megturnies]

so have you!

[moodybluemegamind]

Jeremy being Trevor’s arms was a gift to us all

[devilheaded-x-deactivated201911]

he sun

[trevorcolins]

“If you’ve ever had this conversation with a friend, you understand that me even looking back at this footage hurts. But he took it in stride. And I gave him the day off. Because I am his boss. And I need everybody at sugar Pine 7 to recognize that. It’s hard to imagine what Cib even thought in that moment. How do you even take in information like that? I probably should have stayed with him. But at the time I figured it was better just to let him handle it himself. And right about here, well… this is where I’m gonna stop talking to you guys because this isn’t a story you narrate over.”

#sp7meme: (5/7) Episodes of Alternative Lifestyle: Akrasia

[dryangon]

you cannot tell me that ryan wouldnt do this

dialogue from b99 - the audit

[achievememehunter-blog]

[lagerthavalkyrie]

[vanessakimballs]

The Red Team of Blood Gulch (insp)

[emietook]

The most important moment from this week’s Open Haus.

[moodybluemegamind]

Death Battle: 2013 Ryan vs 2017 Ryan

[lgbtqiapsupportlove]

[michaelsgavin]

top 5 rt employees (as voted by my followers) → #2 michael jones; ↳ voted by ryanthecomputerguy and 150 other people

Bad news, guys. I just found out that I might be an asshole. Oh man. My head is swimming. I can’t let my mom find out.

[strawberrybug111-deactivated202]

[iheartghostkids]

ryan, looking at shane with the biggest fucking grin on his face and the upmost fondness in his eyes: i hate you shane

[queenzufufu]

Elyse is me with every mistake I’ve ever made.

[foxtrot-12]

north & south