just a hopeless ramentic

they/them | chapter 26 | i suffer from naruto brainrot

[foxnaru]

sasunaru is the reason i'm slowly going insane like kishimoto should pay me for the damage he has caused on my mental health for the past 15 years i hate these idiots

[garykingz]

Very important Obito with a stick pix. Thank you

[possibly-drunk-on-fanfiction]

There are fics where Naruto gets fox summons and they're amazing but now I want some fics where Gaara gets tanuki summons

[nalathefoca]

Itachi gives me the vibes that he likes being carried around by Kisame

Princess carry

Sack of potatoes

Piggy back

Anything, he just likes being in Kisame's arms

And Kisame concedes because God forbid saying no to Itachi

Meanwhile Itachi asks himself why Shizuma is so clingy:

[tora-the-cat]

you think naruto ever accidentally summoned a frog with very specific and serious beef with him but he doesn't know why. but its because six years ago he kidnapped her newborn baby for like 3 minutes and it scared her to death

[carnbykim]

everything in naruto could’ve been solved if all the gays just kissed

[hi-ma-wa-rii]

that scene when konan dies and a piece of paper covered in blood flies and lands on her and there's a flashback of the time when she, yahiko and nagato were training with jiraiya and using pieces of paper with a red face and a white one with a toad drawn on it to signal whether they were home or not, and then we see a flashback of jiraiya leaving and another one of them leaving the little house years later, and when they leave the house we see them turning their little piece of paper for the last time and saying that one day they will find peace and all be together in this house with their sensei, and then the flashback ends and we see the piece of paper covered in blood fly to the little house and lands on konan's white paper there... and you know they're all back home they're all happy together they all found peace... finally...

[foxnaru]

akatsuki!naruto part 10

deidara: top 3 ways you wanna die?

sasori: blunt force, trauma, today.

naruto: sasori, nO!

[foxnaru]

team 7 discussing a mission

yamato: so what do we think?

naruto: i don't know what to think.

naruto: but thinking doesn't usually get me anywhere anyways so.

[foxnaru]

naruto: feeling cute. might lurk in your doorway at 3 am idk.

sasuke: excuse me?

[foxnaru]

*naruto and shikamaru having a drink together after a long day in the office*

naruto: i can't turn water into wine, but i can turn you into mine.

shikamaru: are you flirting with me?

naruto: yeah, is it working?

shikamaru: ... i'm afraid it is.

[foxnaru]

choji: daily reminder, don't let any twat waffles treat you like free salsa, you're the fcking guac.

naruto: ... thank you?

ino: speak yo shi bestie.

shikamaru: what she said.

[foxnaru]

akatsuki!naruto part 9

sasori: my hate doesn't suffocate my day-to-day life, like i'm not wishing the worst for this person constantly.

deidara: lies.

naruto: i don't ever wish the worst for people.

sasori: see that's where we differ.

[foxnaru]

naruto: when i asked if things could get worse it was a rhetorical question, not a request

sai: i'm surprised you even know what a rhetorical question is

[foxnaru]

naruto: i'm both dumber and smarter than you think. never estimate me.

shikamaru: that's valid.

[foxnaru]

kiba: i have a question.

naruto: yeah?

kiba: if an orphan takes a selfie, is that a family photo?

naruto: ...

kiba: what? it's a genuine question!

naruto: i hate you.

[foxnaru]

akatsuki!naruto part 8

naruto, angry at deidara for some unknown reason: stop being dumb, deidara! what're you looking at me for?

deidara, bewildered: cuz you just said my name name!

naruto: that's your fucking name tho! like what do you want me to call you?

deidara, sulking: ... deidei? babe? buttercup?

sasori: i'll fucking hurl if you don't stop.

naruto, blushing, before he covers it up: i will hit you and let you sleep on the fucking couch, that's what i'll do.