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I think this is the best poem I've ever written.

In the latest issue of Notre Dame Review.

#poetry #poem #creative writing #couplets #poems #fiction #statistics #magician #magic #writing

UNCLE TIME is coming soon! I’m really proud of this collection of surreal prose poems & I hope you’re able to grab a copy. Some of my favorite authors were generous enough to blurb this weird little book & I can’t thank Gasher Press enough for selecting this as the 2025 chapbook prize winner. They’ve been a joy to work with. I still can’t wrap my head around it.

Click here to learn about the book, pre-order a copy, and read the blurbs.

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back on my bullshit (writing poems using LinkedIn language)

#we're hiring #linkedin #poetry #creative writing #poem #techbro #tech bro #tech culture #silicon valley #ai #subscribe #hiring #job market #dystopia

Breaking News

Comcast challenges Verizon inside MMA ring. NBC to begin promoting organic apples. The next World Cup scheduled to take place in SpaceX space station. POTUS found bleeding liquid iridium from his ears. Tobacco pivots to pickleball. AI cornered by 600-year-old trees. More at four.

#comcast #verizon #mma #nbc #world cup #spacex #potus #pickleball #ai #breaking news #fake news #the onion #creative writing #america #tech bro

LinkedIn Breaking News Headlines

Amazon embraces AI blood bank. Knicks kiss Pepsi's lips. This Eli Lilly Spotify concert will leave you in tears. Apple attacks intel collapse. Top economist found living in $2.3b bunker. Mother of nine awarded best data miner. A driverless future: Wired predicts no one in control.

#linkedin #amazon #ai #pepsi #knicks #eli lilly #spotify #apple #intel #economy #data mine #wired #poetry #poem #fake news #breaking news #anti poem #the onion #creative writing #humor #parody #satire

NEON NIGHT MIC STRIKES AGAIN! I’m so thrilled for our FIFTEENTH reading, something that started as an uncertain idea back in 2024. We have six amazing writers, four of whom are coming from out of state to be with us. See you on July 1!

#poetry #prose #event #free event #poetry reading #free reading #chicago #logan square #flyer #event announcement #creative writing #community #authors #writers #poets

I’M ONE YEAR OLDER & MY INDIE PRESS HAS TWO MORE BOOKS OUT TODAY!

A one-person operation I launched on my birthday last year, Piżama Press has been both a passion project & a learning experience. Rewarding, daunting, joyous, stressful, all of the above. Thanks so much if you’ve been following along, paying attention, or supporting in any capacity along the way.

It’d be *greatly* appreciated if you ordered a copy of one (or both) of these new books (link right here), helped spread the word (via Tumblr, Substack, Instagram, carrier pigeon), requested it at your local bookstore/library, and/or saved it over on Goodreads. This indie press is only twelve months old, so every little action helps keep us afloat! Much more to come. 📚❤️

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The Final

The final

oil spill, final

surge. Final

cloud harvest,

final bomb.

Final AI summary,

final strike. Final

merger, final

slop. God.

We can

only hope.

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Important News

America's top broadcast is a Taco Bell livestream. It's our Olympics, says fed in Disney+ tuxedo.

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Taco Tuesday

Elon Altman

merge as one

monster.

Spotify hides

streaming oil.

Tech giants

visit botanic

garden, startled

by its lack

of wires.

#poem #poetry #national poetry month #fake news #satire #parody #creative writing #elon musk #sam altman #tesla #openai #spotify #dystopia #linkedin

Monday Morning News

Meta bets against a second pandemic. Adidas CEO says GLP-1 is best for new glue running shoes. Humans fall behind in presidential election. Heaven is found to be hidden right over there.