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A blog concerned with making haha about neopets

[helenvaughans]

[atapi]

Is there an uncropped version of that Raya Valensi art, because I want to Yooyu his ba-

This Is All You Get For Your Sins

[yourfathersmustache]

Neopets Tattoo concept 7 Attack Pea to the rescue!

[neopianangst]

[adobe-outdesign]

Spin this wheel of gross foods from Neopets. I will pay you $500 to eat your result.

Are you taking the offer?

Hell yeah

I will begrudgingly suffer through it for the money

I would eat it but only for $1000

I am not eating it under any circumstances

[See results button]

Voting ended onJul 11

[funandaims]

I drew this back during the Void Within break, and honestly it still makes me laugh

[cataplecticfae]

It's time

https://artfight.net/~cataplectic

[sawkinator]

when your BD pet is sick of dying to Vocivus but you really really want that Corrupted Staff of the Void. and you also think the Void Wizard Hat is hilarious and would wear it.

[adobe-outdesign]

"what is Neopets about" well currently Neopets.com is where we send thousands of pets out as mass sacrifices to grind down an eldritch abomination that literally has 1 billion HP

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[adobe-outdesign]

So currently on Neopets:

If you do up to 100,000 cumulative damage to Vocivus (the current plot boss) you get several very good awards

Vocivus started with 850 mil HP, but players almost killed it within 12 hours so TNT boosted it to 3 billion

For players with untrained pets, grinding up to 100K points can take hours, so it's best if it doesn't die too fast

Elite battlers really like Vocivus as it provides a genuine challenge on account of having randomized element immunity and healing from light attacks

Therefore, people on the Neoboards have been "feeding" it light attacks to make sure it doesn't die too fast and have been petitioning it to stay as the "pet" of the Battledome Chat

Some users have also started a psudo-cult worshiping it so now the boards look like this

As of three days after its release it still hasn't been defeated because of this

[xordartonline]

rest in fucking peace

[neobastard]

[frenchfrysword]

I'm sorry but this keeps cracking me up. After nearly 24 years they release a mutant version of one of the most iconic petpets on the site

[bunannart]

Kass suggestion for @corvuscantum

[theomaru]

the neopets faeries are straight up using my xweetok as doordash at this point you do NOT need a cake and cookies for your magic spell ma'am i am on to you

[ragdoll-ren]

Interpreting the items I collect from Neopets dailies like they're tarot

[monsterbutch]

International Man of Fashion