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A blog concerned with making haha about neopets

[xordartonline]

rest in fucking peace

[neobastard]

[frenchfrysword]

I'm sorry but this keeps cracking me up. After nearly 24 years they release a mutant version of one of the most iconic petpets on the site

[bunannart]

Kass suggestion for @corvuscantum

[theomaru]

the neopets faeries are straight up using my xweetok as doordash at this point you do NOT need a cake and cookies for your magic spell ma'am i am on to you

[ragdoll-ren]

Interpreting the items I collect from Neopets dailies like they're tarot

[monsterbutch]

International Man of Fashion

[mantegato]

welcome to chia king can i take your order

[tesladyneindustries]

i made this gif but i didnt notice the video file got corrupted or the recording software screwed up or something and now it looks like a desperate attempt to find information on banana creme pie while my computer falls apart around me

[pnfpn]

neopets snow faerie... was planning to do some redesigning but her original look is actually perfect I think. I've always thought her original sprites were extremely stylish lmao

[warlocklair]

this image is from a comment on youtube posted by voxalice [vox-ull] that looks to be the very first neopets map, very interesting!

[finder-plus]

[prismaticdragee]

hm? chin?

(whenever I look at that kass lunchbox item, my brain keeps seeing the end of his beak as a funny chin.)

[loversvamp]

thanks neopets

[crabussy]

I bet it feels real good to be a sailing ship when they tighten the rigging

[crabussy]

wrong. everyone get more perverted about marine vessels now and I'm not kidding

[happymeals27]

[pussyandpetrichor]

[adobe-outdesign]

Petpet review: PLUMPY.

The Plumpy was originally an Advent Calendar surprise. As a result, it's a bit weird mechanically in the sense that it's clearly an Angelpuss, but it's not called an Angelpuss, can be painted in colours not available to the Angelpuss, and for the colours that overlap, has different designs than the Angelpuss.

However, none of that actually matters, because Plumpy is amazing. It honestly has better art than a regular Angelpuss, and the expression of pure disdain adds a lot to it, as does the nice variable-weight lineart and the tiny wings. I want to adopt 50 of these things and feed them the bacon they so clearly deserve.

Favorite Colours:

Valentine: I appreciate the redraw, and once again, the expression of pure disdain is really doing a lot of heavy lifting here. The shading is also good, and this is the Plumpy colour that made me realize they have long tails.

Chocolate: Not only is it inherently bon-bon shaped to begin with, but the chocolate dripping off the halo is a really nice touch. Also has a nice palette and some good shading.

Strawberry: I've mentioned the shading on most of these, and the strawberry Plumpy is no exception. I love way the seeds are the same yellow colour as the halo and tail, and the the little leaf wings are too perfect.

Least Favorite Colour:

Birthday: Plumpy really has no truly bad colours because Plumpy is just that cool, but if I had to pick one it would be birthday. It's not the worst, but I feel like just slapping icing and a plate in front of it doesn't exactly look that exciting (though I do like the cone wings). It could've at least been made out of cake like other birthday pets and then have a missing nibbled-away paw or something.

[starbiology]

moot pointed out we were missing a classic redraw of them

[sawkinator]

It really is so hard to explain to non-Neopets players just how unhinged the site's lore can be even in the most unexpected places and you can be an ancient player and still learn new things

I'm looking through the new Petpets section on Jellyneo's Book of Ages and most of the information about each species is fairly normal

Or adds a bit of fun flavor/lore to other parts of the site

but then you get some absolute gems like these

(apparently only one Spoppy III exists on the entire site. Fascinating.)

And then there's a concerning amount of entries that imply a lot of Petpets are, in fact, about as sentient as Neopets. What do you mean these guys have their own units of measurement.

It's all bonkers. Crazy messy Neopets worldbuilding my beloved