please enjoy this i drank slightly too much wine take on the signs
Aries- literally babies. innocent and lovely and passionately curious but also holy shit stop crying you don’t need to throw a fit over everything
Taurus- stubborn. but also loyal. which is like the positive side of stubborn.
Gemini- #momfriend but also if you cross them they will fuck you up. wait that’s basically still #momfriend
Cancer- creativity in a compact package. basically a unicorn lol remember that magical sparkly rainbow horn is sharp af
Leo- THESE PEOPLE NEVER WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME SO FUCK ‘EM
Virgo- a’ight here’s the thing, they’re gonna remember that shitty thing you said to them 10 years ago. and they’re gonna be one extreme or the other when it comes to “love”
Libra- I swear if y’all ask me to decide where we’re eating one more time I’m going to punch you. if I find a libra with “balanced scales” I will marry them to appease the vengeful libra gods that i have offended
Scorpio- on the one hand I don’t trust ‘em but on the other hand, damn ;)
Sagittarius- in some aspect or another we’re bound to “sleep around” (not necessarily literally sleep around in the sexual sense i just mean there’s gonna be some topic/aspect of life that we can’t be tied down on)
Capricorn- guarded so idek
Aquarius- somehow these people don’t give a fuck while constantly giving a fuck? and they’re generally people that I vibe with but only when they feel like it, otherwise I’m slow to get the hint that they’re moved on
Pisces- this isn’t even a real sign ok, you’re a fish, bye.
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