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Em / them/they / INFJ-T / Leo / 19 / Nursing student

[nerd-all-day]

@glitterycoffeeperson @cheesymarmitebagel @schmille-the-dog @gaymerbirb @drxmdelusi0n @amoonymoon @glitchman2 @taylor-swift-as-a-coursing-river @fyodort4d8 @stunningmrc-blog @a-girl-with-a-wish @gabriellaaraya @carrsymphony @hannahshick @blackdoveswitheredlilies @katarinameow1-blog @sleepyhe-a-d @collegeofthedead @greenpeach @nothing-but-watch1223-blog @awesome-dean-winchester @ask-all-the-ships @starpinne @fishybones @imgoingnutsaboutyou @agent-starbucky @battleangela @thedamnhat-blog @hello-murderous-mr-fizzles @tylerisbored-blog @gothicow @hellakindasortarad-blog @uta-shirokage @only-consulting-fanboy @photoinworld @milkybottle @hemmingssandharry-blog @emotionallyoverwhelmedbyfandom @twi-lit @roflengine @sealcorn-blog @amorteentia @edsbenedict @yesthemarkie @iphonewallpapersforyou @vlogfanboy @mysterioum @avalayy @fashion-is-my-passiooon @glowspirit22874 

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[nerd-all-day]

@let-the-storm-rage-on-insid-blog @ninjawhatjahsay @baby-faeriegirl-blog @yosh6894-blog @colourfulchameleon @raisa-kerobyanb4f7r0-blog @mocomaalvarado4453-blog @abrian @psychonautbeing @byzantiumcat @maddieshrooms-blog @twogirlsandaweenie-blog @scepz @shippingthefinalfrontier @miriamlehane @mwhoreton @peasant-dont-even @rosy92445 @amandabro @caniloveyoupls @loisblawson-blog @matt-alorian @moxieapocalypse @lovelessema @bass-playing-avenger @justmymain-blog @mutatedxthoughts @dessanx @sparkysreturn @julienbobaye @in-the-weeping-chaos-blog @damnyousexy266 @proxvirjosh-blog @ash-embers @shygirlwrites-blog @whatsupbo @wiesenphilosoph @annacaroliiiina @itshinesforothers @dobroiler @avaxmarie @jessyfromtheblock9 @justareallyboredfangirl @imjustanothergay @raulsebastian @hoodrats-and-gutterpigeons @sirijily @ab3racja @un-fabulouss @sm10sq-blog 

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[nerd-all-day]

@sm10sq-blog @glitterycoffeeperson @cheesymarmitebagel @schmille-the-dog @gaymerbirb @drxmdelusi0n @amoonymoon @glitchman2 @taylor-swift-as-a-coursing-river @fyodort4d8 @stunningmrc-blog @a-girl-with-a-wish @gabriellaaraya @carrsymphony @hannahshick @blackdoveswitheredlilies @katarinameow1-blog @sleepyhe-a-d @collegeofthedead @greenpeach @nothing-but-watch1223-blog @awesome-dean-winchester @ask-all-the-ships @starpinne @fishybones @imgoingnutsaboutyou @agent-starbucky @battleangela @thedamnhat-blog @hello-murderous-mr-fizzles @tylerisbored-blog @gothicow @hellakindasortarad-blog @uta-shirokage @only-consulting-fanboy @photoinworld @milkybottle @hemmingssandharry-blog @emotionallyoverwhelmedbyfandom @devinnicolaus @twi-lit @roflengine @sealcorn-blog @amorteentia @edsbenedict @yesthemarkie @iphonewallpapersforyou @vlogfanboy @mysterioum @avalayy 

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[nerd-all-day]

@let-the-storm-rage-on-insid-blog @ninjawhatjahsay @baby-faeriegirl-blog @yosh6894-blog @colourfulchameleon @raisa-kerobyanb4f7r0-blog @mocomaalvarado4453-blog @abrian @psychonautbeing @byzantiumcat @maddieshrooms-blog @twogirlsandaweenie-blog @scepz @shippingthefinalfrontier @miriamlehane @mwhoreton @peasant-dont-even @rosy92445 @amandabro @caniloveyoupls @loisblawson-blog @matt-alorian @moxieapocalypse @lovelessema @bass-playing-avenger @justmymain-blog @mutatedxthoughts @dessanx @sparkysreturn @julienbobaye @in-the-weeping-chaos-blog @damnyousexy266 @proxvirjosh-blog @ash-embers @shygirlwrites-blog @whatsupbo @wiesenphilosoph @annacaroliiiina @itshinesforothers @dobroiler @queermarius @avaxmarie @jessyfromtheblock9 @justareallyboredfangirl @imjustanothergay @raulsebastian @hoodrats-and-gutterpigeons @sirijily @ab3racja @un-fabulouss 

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[bubonickitten]

i’m introducing my little cousins (ages 3 and 6) to studio ghibli movies. the first one we watched was ponyo, and we watched it like 6 times in two days because the 3-year-old kept requesting it on repeat, and she started crying when we suggested we watch something new, so i told her “this one is just like ponyo” to console her long enough to get five minutes into spirited away and realize she likes it

anyway now she refers to spirited away as “ponyo 2” and the rest of my studio ghibli collection as “the ponyos”

[bubonickitten]

the 3-year-old approached me with the cat returns and asked “can we watch this ponyo next?”

[paradisixx]

i’m so in love with this bath bomb 😍

[pocmemes]

[stars-struck-lover]

I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he agreed

He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this her might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the black bath bombs, and cuts it in half.

Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small harness under his shirt that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb one either shoulder blade.

He volunteers to get baptised

They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly surprised to see him participating.

Honestly. A mistake on their part.

I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude was a chaos entity.

So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the water and hisses at the priest

Everyone fucking lost it and her was banned from ever attending that church again.

So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story

[c3rvida3]

Oh, I forgot to tell you guys that this lady came in two minutes before closing with a two inch high stack of coupons and two full carts. It took me twenty minutes to ring everything up, and she only ended up paying around five bucks for all of it, and then she gave me three things of paper towels and a box of Frosted Flakes for no discernable reason other than that they were free and she kept me late.

That should be the new rule. If you inconvenience me, I get to have some of your groceries.

[c3rvida3]

There was also a woman behind her with WIC checks who looked very stressed about the whole ordeal, so this lady was like, “I can get you ten boxes of cereal for free. Come with me,” and proceeded to do exactly that with her baffling and powerful coupon game. I think this lady was an angel.

[magnuslightwoodbane]

psa!!

don’t let tumblr make you believe that you need:

- really good metal

- crazy rice farms

there is nothing inherently wrong with:

- hanging out between the mountains

- eating nuts off trees

- using the latest technology (like stones, and bowls)

[pr1nceshawn]

Bad Cats.

[cheetothecat]

OP, you fool. These are THE BEST CATS

[tooiconic]

Stanley is so chaotic I love him

[elizabeth-forbes]

This is Raven Reyes. And I’m alive.

[aryastark-deactivated20181204]

Viserion in The Dragon and the Wolf (requested by Anonymous)

[horsefriend]

decadance

[sophisti-cunted]

lil guy thinks he’s in lush

[princekendallroy]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The ‘Check Engine’ light on a car is the equivalent of walking into a hospital saying 'It hurts,’ but not telling anyone where it hurts.

[iheartgot]

And how should I be smarter? By listening to you? Would that be so terrible?

[amorindelevel]

[lady-threewhiteleopards]

(by karstenfotos)

Amsterdam

[asynca]

Sometimes lesbians do get happy endings. 

Mum wasn’t going to come to my wedding. It was hard, but I’d made peace with that. My girlfriend and I would get married without her blessing. 

Then, two days before the big day, when we were already in New Zealand, I got a frantic call at 11pm at night. I answered it and it was her, crying and asking if she’d still be welcome. We said yes, of course, and she booked herself last minute flights to get to New Zealand. 

When I first saw her outside the registry, all dressed up with her hair done and holding flowers, I burst into tears. She came up to me and touched my face, saying, “You look so happy. Both of you, you look so happy,” and gave us these roses.

They’re more than flowers to me. 

They’re given to me by a women to cried and shouted and refused to talk about my sexuality for seven years after I came out to her. It may not seem like much: but she had to walk into that flower store and buy these. She had to choose roses - the symbol of love - for her gay daughter and her gay daughter’s ‘friend’. There’s an admission in that. There’s acceptance in that. These roses say, “I know you love each other,” and she gave them to us at our wedding, which she flew three thousand kilometres to attend. 

I sobbed as she placed them in my hand. 

Because nothing will ever touch what it feels like to finally, finally know your mother loves you just the way you are. 

[violent-darts]

I’m so glad you got to have this, Internet Stranger