yasha catch me! *clapclap*

bang | philly | they/them protect the dolls. free palestine. go birds.

[lunarblazes]

i bet it feels good as fuck to start swaying on your feet after overtaxing your magic reserves

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[worldmovingslow]

husband: I'm so glad we finally have our own place! You did such a great job decorating it, honey

fujo wife: Really? You don't think it's kind of...chintzy?

[sludgebitch]

YOU STUPID FUCKING DICKHEAD!!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE GONE THROUGH THE x10 GATE NOT THE x2!!!! YOU WON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEN!!! IT'S ALL FUCKED!!!!!!!!

[pissvortex]

[pangur-and-grim]

alright I'm almost finished Project Hail Mary, and I have to say, I don't get why people are shipping the guy with Markiplier when he's already in a perfectly healthy queer-platonic relationship with the alien spider made of rocks

[pangur-and-grim]

that's insane. we need to change this

[charl0ttan]

[mandaloriangf]

funniest thing about the doomsday trailer is it gives immense evidence of the terrible leaks being real like it’s going to be so bad

[mandaloriangf]

the very real possibility this is happening

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[fairycosmos]

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

[fairycosmos]

its … it’s almost like it was enough to make your systems blow

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

crazy how many shows and books will have bad and boring lesbian characters and relationships and also not even be very good shows and people be like oh my god this is so good and it's like so here's the thing. you can have a good show/book and good lesbian characters and you can have a bad book/show and good lesbian characters but it can't be anything else and then they'll be like but? there's lesbians? and I'll be like sure, but i don't like them and then people's teeny tiny little pea brains explode

[angelicguy]

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

[seaweed-station]

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

[dogpuppy]

[evstratt]

Doctor Grace is right. It is the CO2.

[gecko-with-a-greatsword]

*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st