yasha catch me! *clapclap*

bang | philly | they/them protect the dolls. free palestine. go birds.

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

crazy how many shows and books will have bad and boring lesbian characters and relationships and also not even be very good shows and people be like oh my god this is so good and it's like so here's the thing. you can have a good show/book and good lesbian characters and you can have a bad book/show and good lesbian characters but it can't be anything else and then they'll be like but? there's lesbians? and I'll be like sure, but i don't like them and then people's teeny tiny little pea brains explode

[angelicguy]

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

[seaweed-station]

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

[dogpuppy]

[evstratt]

Doctor Grace is right. It is the CO2.

[gecko-with-a-greatsword]

*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st

[sacred-portal]

[120002-ants-deactivated20260409]

I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯

[captainchilly]

while we’re re-normalizing reblogging, we should also re-normalize checking the tags (especially the edit tags) to find new content to circulate in your circles. relying only on who you follow for new content makes it harder for things to circulate.

[neomedievalist]

[sugarsaltreading]

earlier this week Twitter user ppuccin0 tweeted about a fashion article that advised against tops with large floral patterns, saying the wearer was in danger of looking like a "ロマンティックおばさん," or a "romantic auntie." the tweet went viral with many agreeing that a "romantic auntie" sounded like a very nice thing to aspire to be, and some even posted illustrations or photos tagged with the trend

illustration by Toyota Yuu (author of Cherry Magic)

illustration by 141shkw/Sora Midori (author of Beautiful Curse)

photos by Takinami Yukari (author of Motokare Mania and Watashi-tachi wa Mutsuu Ren'ai ga Shitai or "We Want A Painless Romance")

illustration by m:m (mangaka of Matataki no End Roll)

illustration by ooinuai (mangaka of Onikui Kitan)

illustration by ma2 (mangaka of The Reason We Fall In Love)

BONUS:

[sugarsaltreading]

Twitter user WomeGa55 drew some art of “Romance Auntie x Combat Auntie”

[sayahbayahboo]

One pool floatie to rule them all

[smartypantsshow]

🧠 TONIGHT! A new episode of Smartypants launches on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT!

Featuring host Rekha Shankar and speakers: Angela Giarratana, Kendahl Landreth, and Josh Ruben!

➡️ Catch up with the series here:

Smartypants - Dropout

The greatest thinkers/comedians of our time ask the questions no one else will. New episodes every other Friday.

[uptownthots]

what is a normal amount of photos to have on your phone. probably 28,000 right

[uptownthots]

DONT SAY THAAAAAAAAT

[sanrio-stud]

how many pics & videos do you have on your phone?

0-500

501-1,000

1,001-5,000

5,001-10,000

10,001-15,000

15,001-20,000

20,001-25,000

25,001-30,000

30,001-40,000

40,001-50,000

50,001-60,000

> 60,000

Remaining time: 4 days 9 hours

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[mrscancelled-1]

[creepymutelilbugger]

absolutely insane camera work

[blignick]

[bunjywunjy]

this is actually HILARIOUS because both domestic rabbits and domestic cats practice dominance-related social grooming but for wildly different reasons.

if you're a rabbit, the boss rabbit is the one who gets groomed by its subordinate rabbits.

but if you're a cat... the boss cat is the one that grooms the other cats.

BOTH these idiots are going "aw yeah, it's good to be on top >:) "

[goldensunset]

‘cozy games need an edge’ nooo. edgy games need cozy stuff. not in a ‘what if disco elysium was about a young witch finding her neighbor’s lost cat in the alps’ kinda way but in a ‘your torture simulator 5000 should have a fishing minigame’ kinda way

[vintageandroid]

i made a post like this before but I can't find it now. so. I'll just redo it.

What's the first "big news story" you remember from when you were a kid?

It's something I love to ask mixed-aged groups sometimes because I think it's really interesting to see the responses. I've gotten answers from the Olympics of [whatever year] to Watergate to more recent stuff from my niblings.

My first news thing I remember is the OJ Simpson trial. I vaguely remember watching the news with my grandparents before that, but that's the first story I remember, in part because my second grade teacher had us go play so she could watch the verdict 😂