I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels
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occasionally subtle

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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Misplaced Lens Cap
YOU ARE THE REASON
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

#extradirty
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Cosimo Galluzzi
Acquired Stardust

Love Begins

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dirt enthusiast

Product Placement
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hello vonnie

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels
My favorite category of government program to run across is "program you've never heard of doing extremely important work to solve a major problem which you have also never heard of." On that note, the US drops millions of pounds of sterile bugs over Panama each week in order to prevent a parasite infestation from moving into North America. Everyone say thank you to the Panama-United States Commission for the Eradication and Prevention of the Cattle Borer Worm (COPEG)
This program had its funding cut during the DOGE cuts last year and now the parasitic worm they were trying to slow the spread of has officially arrived in the United States.
The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious
when you say something awkward and stupid in a social situation that probably no one will remember except you for the rest of time
4 days until wet rat wednesday
3 days until wet rat wednesday
1 day until wet rat wednesday
happy wet rat wednesday
Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath
I'm not religious but I know who I'm supporting in this. More bullets belong in servers.
Remember when you had energy to do things? Those were some wild times
I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.
You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats
I elect @ivan-fyodorovich-k as our leader.
rip to c. s. lewis, you would’ve hated ai
Not sure how this works when shark skin is so incredibly smooth
Married the woman of his dreams.
One of the three Hobbits allowed into Elf Heaven.
The only working class member of the Fellowship.
pride month!!!
Is that a miette?
Pride for you! Pride for a thousand years!!
you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
me checking this dumb stupid idiot app everyday like there's a daily login bonus
don't hide this in the tags
can I just say that we all owe Kojima an apology for Metal Gear Solid 2? He looked right into the camera and said “the future of information control will not be censorship, it will be drowning people in trivial noise and misinformation until people partition themselves into their own separate realities” in TWO THOUSAND AND ONE. Three years before Facebook existed. Kojima gave us the biggest Babe-Ruth-pointing-at-the-sky called shot of all time and we weren’t ready for it.
Apologize for what? Some of us knew genius when we saw it in 2001. Better late than never for the rest of you
me: im tired
Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS!
Alternatively, a mother: Just wait until you have kids :)
Honestly the two worst kinds of people ever oh yeah and “wait until you’re my age” the fucking three horsemen of undermining your pain
what about the fourth horseman of “what about all those starving orphans in africa”
“Not as tired as our troops!”: War “Just wait until you have kids”: Pestilence “Wait until you’re my age”: Death “What about all the starving kids in Africa?”: Famine