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♔22 ☆ Finland ☆ Ronja ♔ My blog is full of everything i find funny / interesting Spending most of my time on the internet, feel free to join me

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this post has been a wild ride for me

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You giveth love, a defil’d name

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no offense but i’m a cat i’m a kitty cat and i dance dance dance and i dance dance dance 

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this is what its like to dissociate

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What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

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I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

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Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

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Did he survive?

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Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

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I should also add he didn’t just take “too many” because that’s an understatement, he took the entire units supply (30 pills) in one go.

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So basically he was Fry in that one Futurama episode where he drank a metric fuckton of coffee

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I just imagine some rampaging Finn screaming “PERKELE” while tearing Soviets apart with his bare hands

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anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

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