The Llurtle Says

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Name That Non Profit

I’m calling on all of the beautiful and brilliant minds to help me come up with a creative name for a non profit whose mission is to organize fundraisers  for individuals and families who cannot afford the cost of treatment OR the cost of not being able to work. 

I need them to be somewhere between “Jesus Is the only Oncologist I need”” and “Let’s Cut Cancer’s Dick Off and Feed It to Goats.” Let’s say PG+

It  needs to be gender inclusive and general enough so that as it grows, I can reach people with a range of the disease as opposed to just one or two types of cancer.

Don’t let me down Tumblr!! :) Share and repost!!

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HP Question

Dear HP Fandom on Tumblr, Sorry if this has already been asked, but why did the basilisk bite in Chamber of Secrets not destroy the horocrux inside of Harry? My mind has exploded and I need closure. Kthxbye

[eezybree]

SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

[moonchild-robina]

Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think “omg what an adorable fucking cutiepie”?

[psithirisma]

a while ago I read an article about how dogs love us back, but recognize that we’re different from them, while cats see us as bigger and clumsier than them, but do not consider us different  

[lavendergrandpa]

Dogs: I am fuzzy creature and you are a different adorable creature and I love you!!!!! Cats: I am lanky and graceful and you are a giant mess

[purrypixel]

This is why cats occasionally try to bathe and feed us

[deadmomjokes]

It’s true; cats see us as giant dumb hairless babies. That’s why they bring us half-dead prey– to teach us how to hunt and eat properly. That’s why they attack when we rub their bellies– that’s how parent cats teach kittens to defend themselves. That’s also why they meow– cats communicate with other adults on a frequency we can’t hear, but meow at kittens because their ears aren’t fully developed. They even specialized a set of meows they use only for humans, because we are especially deaf babies.

We are all of us dumb kittens.

[sorrynomoretaee]

Today I Learned That I Am A Dumb Kitten

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Like a good neighbor, Steve Harvey's there!

[mxtwlv-deactivated20151105]

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[nerdlethellurtle-blog]

Well if this isn't the most well thought out and captivating method of campaigning, my name is Beyonce.

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In another world....

[gif-tv]

[justbadpuns]

A Mexican magician tells the audience he is going to disappear on the count of 3. He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres..

[ruinedchildhood]

[nerdlethellurtle-blog]

I just HAD to zoom in....

[oaleinad]

doof still can’t get on the bed

[nerdlethellurtle-blog]

It's hard to dog.

[kyian]

i’m so sorry

[nerdlethellurtle-blog]

The weight is ogre.

[allyourdreamsaremade]

Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon

[alexander]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[bernicethevenusflytrap]

Burn the house down. It’s the only way.

[nerdlethellurtle-blog]

I'd start with a flamethrower to the toilet.

[69donaldtrump69]

[pumpkin-pasty]

The fandom who are still crying over it

[beemonarch-deactivated20220525]

Ow ow ow I just have something like the Whomping Willow in my eyes

[galgadotssss-deactivated2016071]

[giggleshrug]

#remembralls are the most USELESS things in the entire magical realm#they don’t do anything except make you confused and upset

[carryonwaywardsoldier]

for those of you still wondering, Neville forgot his robe

[adamtorresismyhomeboy-blog]

well i can cross that off my list of random questions that still bother me

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[nerdlethellurtle-blog]

When someone asks if I have time to talk about their drama....