Totally Nerd Rageous

Totally Nerd Rageous I'm a nice gal...just don't be a dick...lest you feel the NERD RAGE!

[free-range-tiddies]

Can’t believe Peter Griffin really tried it.

[video-store-clerk]

Ok but I’d the second dude like…a vampire? Because my straight ass is bewitched.

[gamebiadvance]

[Transcript:

(the first person has text over them that says “being fat and wanting a girlfriend”)

First person: “See what’s behind this door..!”

(Door has text over it that says “fat girls” while The Toccata and Fugue in D minor plays in the background)

First person: “Noo, is there a bett-”

Second person: “ Yo it’s funny that there’s an entire demographic, of petite women who love bigger men. But because you’ve just ousted yourself, as a cunt, it’s never gonna happen for you mate. You’re really out here body shaming, all these beautiful shawties, big body Bugatti (kiss noise), exquisite; but you’re built like a less cool Bling Bling Boy from Johnny Test. Make it make sense mate. It doesn’t- it really doesn’t. Could’ve kept your mouth shut. But you had to say something. And you even went so far as to put it on the internet. And you thought that was a good idea because-? Please, take yourself elsewhere. Sincerely the entire fucking human race.”

End transcript.]

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

The moment that man started speaking -

[satancheeto]

Okay but he DOES actually sound very suspiciously like Trevor or Alucard from Castlevania

[briagain]

Sir speaks in cursive

[file-under-what]

Dude got taken to the cleaners by the demon of LUST

[commandtower-solring-go]

Imagine getting roasted by The Old God of Fuckin

[nerdrage42]

There is nothing more unattractive than men who compare women's bodies for fuckability.

[peridactyl]

i saw an opportunity and i took it

[nerdrage42]

My new flag to hang from my flag pole.

[nerdrage42]

Try to give credit to @mcmystery in an article. Hope I get a response. McMystery? Was this your original composition(pose & gem)? Reply to me on Twitter (sent you a message there).

[nerdrage42]

B-Love of White Girl Wasted

[nerdrage42]

Got damn, imma be using Tumblr more!!!! And now I think "Dope Flips y'all" needs to be a thing.

[sassyscans]

Here it is! You CLAMORED for it and you got it, courtesy of Sassy fan Remyrogue - the Twin Peaks fashion spread from the October 1990 issue of Sassy Magazine.

PLEASE do not remove the Flickr attribution or re-upload this photo set. Remy LeBeau worked very hard to track down this magazine and share these images with us! I know there is very little I can do to stop you from doing these things but heed my words - stealing is not the Sassy Magazine way.

[nerdrage42]

Love this!!!! And I loved Sassy magazine as a teenager.

[nerdrage42]

Was thinking about all the Snopes workers who have to make their sacrifice today so big companies can spread their lies without consequence today.

[nerdrage42]

Don't get hangry!

[nerdrage42]

Sailor Steve Jobs!

[hex000]

good news everyone, they found the cure for straight people

[slimemeister]

#finally

[kateordie]

How lucky we are to be alive right now

[nerdrage42]

So THAT explains all the autistic gay people who get the flu from their flu shots. I was wondering.

[sizvideos]

[pants-cat]

Tag your porn…

[thatboyswagg]

Holy fuck super cool

[lets-be-transient-deactivated20]

Does anyone else notice at the end how the smoke starts to turn into a shit ton of sub smoke circles moving in all different directions, spaced nearly perfectly apart??????

[ultranos]

Vortex rings.

A vortex is fluid rotating around an axis (also has something known as vorticity).  Vorticies have to follow a couple of rules, and the one that’s probably relevant here is Helmholtz’s Second Theorem, which simply states that a vortex tube cannot end in a fluid; it must either end at a surface or form a closed path.  In the case of smoke rings, the vortex tube closes in on itself to form a torus.

(img from Wikipedia)

As you can see, a smoke ring is essentially a ring of rings all spinning about.

So what happens when two of them collide?  Well, in the ideal case, where the two rings were of the same magnitude and opposite in rotation, they’d hit each other and…stop.  Each would have an equal effect on the other and we’d have a stagnation point.  Which would look bizarre, but also really cool.

Alas, the real world is often different from ideal physics, and you’re pretty much almost never going to get that.  There’s going to be some variation somewhere, which means that the two rings will break up as seen here.  But because of the smoke particles, you can see the dissipating, evenly-spaced bits of vortex tubes.

[bapgeek2geekbap-deactivated2016]

I love the science side of tumblr.

[nerdrage42]

Cute! They gave birth to baby smoke rings!

[nerdrage42]

Went to the store and said "Hmmmmmm....$5 for a slab of cinnamon rolls. Pft, I can do better." 2/$3 biscuit dough $3.50 butter $1.50 cream cheese $1.50 brown sugar $1.50 powdered sugar Already had small amount of milk, vanilla, sugar and cinnamon but if I didn't, probably something like $3 milk, $5 vanilla, $2 sugar, $3 cinnamon? Or there about? Viola! Monkey bread! With cream cheese frosting that blended up to look like Ponda Baba. At about triple the price! When you bake or craft, chances are you pay more. But guess what. I bet it tastes better than the slab of pre made cinnamon rolls. And it was fun to make with my little monkey. Who might be 14, but he still loves to bake with momma.

[nerdrage42]

"I'm late for school!!!" Happy Back to the Future Day!

[nerdrage42]

Tinder is weird

I joined Tinder recently and it seems like every dude does the same activities as each other. Mountain climbing, drinking and selfies in cars. Maybe they should date each other because they have so much in common.

[nerdrage42]

You know who else experimented with clocks and fake bombs? Still wasn't arrested.

[nerdrage42]

I weep at the thought of this.

[nerdrage42]

Do your job, Kim.