A little bit of everything all of the time

A train of thought as discombobulated as the day you were born-confused, naked, and screaming

[file-under-what]

REPORT AND BLOCK ALL BOTS

[shithowdy]

*walks into a party* so here's the deal. i'm eventually going to take a gargantuan megashit right here on the floor. a catastrophic fecalanche, just a downright fucking toilet-cracker of a heap that cannot be mitigated. everyone here has the choice to either join in forming a conveyor of little treats into my greedy foodhole to speed up the process or go home. but now that i have presented this choice, be aware that if you go home the assilisk is blowing out on your floor next. let's begin.

[headspace-hotel]

Url checks out

[communistkenobi]

sometimes when I get mad online I have remind myself that the coolest and most reasonable friend I have doesn’t know who dril is and asked me to explain what the acronym “MCU” stands for, because she spends most of her free time watching documentaries about industrial disasters with her girlfriend and going to quarries to collect rocks together. a better world is possible and it’s out there right now

[maculategiraffe]

I wish we'd gotten a comfier dystopia, like in brave new world or the machine stops or biting the sun or uglies. one of the ones where you live in a nice room and do recreational drugs and listen to music and your biggest problem is your protagonist buddy who keeps staring gloomily out the window and talking about how it's all meaningless really. can I transfer to one of those dystopias. this one sucks

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[poplockandcroc-deactivated20251]

I think about this image almost everyday

[5555ilenthill]

[tatersgonnatate]

Important reminder

[parmandil]

Happy Opera Pride! 🌈🌈🌈 Der Rosenkavalier (Robert Carsen, 2017) Don Carlo (Emilio Sagi, 2016) L'incoronazione di Poppea (Jan Lauwers, 2018) Adelaide di Borgogna (Arnaud Bernard, 2023) Platée (Jetske Mijnssen, 2023) Alcina (Robert Carsen, 2021) Champion (James Robinson, 2023) Ariodante (Robert Carsen, 2023) Les Pêcheurs de perles (Timothy Nelson, 2015) Der Rosenkavalier (Josef Ernst Köpplinger, 2021)

+ bonus Les Brigands (Barrie Kosky, 2024):

[baked-fish]

I hate to say "some of you don't go outside," but fucking Christ, dude

[hunbunqueen]

Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu

[baked-fish]

Girl, what are you talking about? Are you feeling alright?

[catchymemes]

Credit: @pet_foolery

[gaymothdude-deactivated20230716]

This is the best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[mealreminders]

This has gotta be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. 😂😂😂

Remember to eat, my loves! There's a whole world of delicious joy awaiting you!

[unidentifiablelifeform]

Why a decades-old forest planting practice from Japan is gaining traction in the U.S.

Communities across the U.S. are turning small plots of land into highly dense forests that grow quickly. Turns out these forests have roots

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[ruimtetijd]

None of the people he showed look like each other and yet he looks like all of them

[elgringo300-deactivated20260512]

[departmentq]

This is the world capitalists want to return to.

Instagram

[carriesthewind]

oh no

(link for the curious: https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flmd.442907/gov.uscourts.flmd.442907.50.2.pdf)

[babyjanedough]

Already know I wanna send this to people on June 1