Nerdy Nonsense

Unpredictably predictable, sinful, joyful, bashful, sneezy and slightly obsessed with video-games and some shows on the bbc. I'm also an "artist" (ah-ah-ah), and study game design. So there you have it!

[caden]

literally the clickbait on this website has completely entirely surpassed actual jokes made by bloggers in terms of humor

[detroiters]

[gluom]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

wow bill nye is a fucking stud

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[bidoof]

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

[coelasquid]

If this can make it before December is over something nice will have happened in 2016.

[lashizaw]

i hope something wonderful happens to this man if he makes it to that magical million or not

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

“have you tried weed to fix your mental illness” is just the libertarian version of “have you tried yoga”

[iskariotrising]

i hate this so fucking much

[apisashla]

[pinglederry]

@fullten this one has better detail imho

[sizvideos]

[jhameia]

tonight’s aesthetic: Cookie Monster philosophizing in an art museum

[aur-eliaa]

This just changed my life.

[kurotsuchi-sterling]

The lasagne one has opened my eyes

[mickeyandcompany]

Real Life Disney Villains, by Jirka Vinse Jonatan Väätäinen

[spooky-pens]

Did…someone draw realistic Disney villains and keep the old characters old, fat characters fat and brown characters brown!?

am I fucking dreaming!? someone hold on to me! this is PERFECTION!!!

[giflounge]

Cockatoo makes a tool

[cailineireannach-deactivated201]

Irish politician Aodhán Ó Ríordáin (TD, Labour Party Senator) calls out the Irish government on their reaction to election of Donald Trump.

“TRUMP IS A FASCIST AND I’M EMBARRASSED BY THE GOVERNMENT’S RESPONSE.”

[lamardeuse]

fucking legend

[latiox]

[lollipopatrice-deactivated20210]

#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

This came up on my facebook feed and I am so excited to see how generation Xers and Baby Boomers will find a way to use this to shit on millenials anyways

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

nice okay we’re off to a good start

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

oh boy do i have something to tell you about millennials, working, and debt that’s gonna absolutely blow your socks off

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

banksy’s family found this article

[onlyblackgirl]

Why old people so mad.

[witchtimez]

It’s funny because millennials can pretty much multitask like it’s second nature simply because it’s necessary to keep up with society, while baby boomers whine about reading subtitles and can’t seem to program anything more complicated than a VCR.

But sure, ok, the kids are lazy and have entitlement complexes

[decrystallize]

Older Generations: -Make comics about kids not knowing how books work-

Millenials: -Read more books than anyone else-

Older Generations: …no we changed our minds reading a lot is lazy and entitled now

[lotad]

“laughfulable”

[landrykilledyetanotherguy-blog]

“Would you go on vacation for $100,000?”

[aplague0fbitches-deactivated201]

I would take people out at the knees with a baseball bat to get front of the line access to a remote cabin in the woods where no one knows where I am and can’t contact me, all for a $100k reward after the fact.

[pr1nceshawn]

[quinn-against-ddlg-deactivated2]

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

[dog-heaven-deactivated20161117]

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

[bleachdalilah]

PLEASE EXPLAIN

[pd-angel]

things to remember: short responses or no responses are usually due to low mood and intolerance for socializing. not because they hate you and would rather you disappear.

[brazenautomaton]

dear guys who make gatorade frost:

the purpose of having a name for the flavor of your product is to tell me what flavor your product is

apparently, nobody ever told you this, and so you think the purpose of naming flavors is to sound like Death Knight talents

I don’t know what Icy Charge tastes like but I’m pretty sure it’s going to move me into melee with my target and slow their movement speed by 75% for 3 seconds

[lamorbidezza]

Make-up at Rodarte Fall 2014

[queen-garfield-deactivated20160]

how can you take this post seriously with the photos arranged like that

[ewebean]

I looked up ways to sign off an email to my professor and got this list as result

tag yourself I’m confusion to your enemies,

[mrsunrepentantwarriorpriest]

I’m “This message will self destruct”

[rabbi-thotzki-deactivated201708]

im “vive la revolution”

[art-angelsz-deactivated20170721]

I’m later vader

[nerdynonsense]

In my humble but accurate opinion

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes