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Proof of my bad sense of humor. Sometimes amusing things happen in my life.

[nerdyperfectionistgrl]

hastur: my name is hastur--

me: yeah i know

hastur: --la vista

me: *fucking spits out my water*

[just-shower-thoughts]

The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared

[nerdyperfectionistgrl]

Shook

[unflatteringcatselfies]

Pls, I beg of u, show me a good sweet girl, the softest girl u can find

[nerdyperfectionistgrl]

I need this purity in my life right now

[just-shower-thoughts]

Do deaf people think other people are screaming when they’re actually yawning?

[fatcatartru]

[supersighyan-deactivated2016113]

give him a theme song

[savrenim]

BODE

[nerdyperfectionistgrl]

#goals

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders-moved]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[theawesomeadventurer]

[twitterlols]

*somewhere in an alternate universe*

[nerdyperfectionistgrl]

*somewhere in a perfect universe*

[delzdesigns]

[creativekandi]

Bill Nye should just be the answer to all our problems

[foodchewer]

live laugh lasagna

[just-shower-thoughts]

Spiders are the only web developers who like bugs

[shitpostempire]

[stability]

[nerdyperfectionistgrl]

I have selective hearing

On the drive home today, my dad and I were driving past a church. He read out the sign for the church. It read, "worship & awana". I thought he said worship marijuana. I got very confused very fast.

[torracat]

i havent eaten an apple in days. the doctors are closing in. my barricade wont last much longer. theyre coming. tell my family i love them

[cookii-whore]