I'd rather be sailing

Allison / “A different kind of gay” according to my boss

[thenightblogjameth]

Jimmy 'silly flirt' Kent

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

me pushing forward with my life even though i didn’t plan to live past the age of 21

[roymolloy]

this plagued my mind forever

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Fuckin’ real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn’t want it, Archie’s dad! So what we got now is this old tree stump behind the construction lot! Everything’s built on that! That’s all we got, boy, fuckin’ all. So I hope you know that, even if you don’t never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly twenty years and you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Mexico and tell me you’ll kill me for needing somethin’ I don’t hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I’m not you… I can’t make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year! You are too much for me archies dad, you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you.

Well, why don’t you? Why don’t you just let me be? It’s because of you FP, that I’m like this! I’m nothin’… I’m nowhere… Get the fuck off me! I can’t stand being like this no more, FP.

[danoriddler]

im miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips hit me with your sweet love steal me with a kiss im miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips im gonna be your bubblegum bitch im gonna be your bubblegum bitch

[doeberman-moveddd-deactivated20]

moment of silence for everyone who's just like their dad but a girl

[salty-memes]

[officialromaniantranslatiuni]

[owlmylove]

#if my therapist had one of these bad boys in his office he could unlock a spectrum of mental disorders only perceptible to shrimp

[commedesgarconsliketheboys]

getting the top result on a uquiz rlly damages my not like other girls complex

[taxfraudturner]

Hey op what does this mean

[commedesgarconsliketheboys]

[farmlesbians]

[woman-respecter]

[thoodleoo]

girls in 2000 BC out here like omg my mom sold me to orpheus

[rogueofstars]

[grandtheftacademia-deactivated2]

May 4th, eh…? I guess it’s time to find a date already… 

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 9th of april, 2013.

[smallballz-deactivated20240713]

evil anb i hate sailing

[smallballz-deactivated20240713]

"roger leaves" absolutely destroyed me thank you

[handmethelilies]

ROGER

LEAVES

[weaver-z]

Only female mosquitoes drink blood….. are you really going to use bug spray? Like a fucking misogynist?

[dingdongyouarewrong]

they hate to see a girlbug winning

[relelvance]

[ka3l]

just go enjoy your life, 

[gigastacyy-deactivated20231011]

demi lovato isn't a bad person she just shouldn't be famous. she belongs on tumblr making long unnecessary comments on people's posts