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@nerevarine-s
There is a ripple in reality. A Dunmer appears, one with coily, bright red hair, wearing bonemold armour under an enchanted robe of exquisite make.
"...where are we?"
It appears we are in Morrowind. Though... I do not think it is our Morrowind.
What the fuck do you mean by "not our Morrowind?"
As in... another Kalpa.
"You're joking. Please tell me you're joking."
I don't tend to joke, Avani.
"Damn it."
// Idk if I've mentioned this BUT fun fact: each alter (excluding Nerevar) bears a resemblance to a Tribunal member.
Avani is most like Almalexia, Velyn is most like Sotha Sil, and Drarayne is most like Vivec.
Obviously, none of them are exactly like their Tribunal counterpart, but I drew inspiration from the Tribunal when creating their characters.
Avani generally did one of two things in her free time: reading and training. Today was a training day.
Trueflame was a familiar whirlwind in her hand as she practiced the motions of fighting. She wished she had someone to spar with, but she still hardly knew anyone in this kalpa. And it felt odd to ask the one person she did know. Avani was quite aware that Voryn didn't actually want anything to do with her, Velyn, and Drarayne. He only tolerated their presence because of Nerevar.
She tried telling herself she was fine with that. She tried telling herself that she didn't care what he thought.
Unfortunately, even Avani did not remain unaffected by Nerevar's clear fondness for Voryn. It hurt that he only cared about Nerevar. That Avani was just an obstacle to him.
Stupid. He didn't know her. He had no reason to care about her. And yet, it still hurt.
Avani's attacks on the air grew more aggressive. She pictured every person she hated being her targets. Avani always managed to get carried away in training sessions.
"THE FUCKING CLIFF RACERS AGAIN???"
"It's partly under control. On an unrelated note, can you bring any Ordinators or Buoyant Armigers by."
Well, that's suspicious.
"Why do you need them?"
He stares down at them. "No reason."
Drarayne smirks. "Well, if there's no reason you need them, then there's no reason to bring them here!"
"Tea party. With the Cliffracers. "
"Aaaand there it is. I suppose you want them as a sacrifice?"
"No to train the cliffracers."
"To train them for what, exactly?"
"To not attack you. Mostly Nerevar."
That's so sweet!
Okay, but what happens to the Ordinator?
"I mean, that's... not bad, actually. I think we would all appreciate not getting attacked by cliff racers. But what is going to happen to the Ordinator?"
"They are the cliff racer's snack."
"Yeah... I'm not going to lead an Ordinator to their death, Voryn. That's a bad thing."
Drarayne pauses, considering.
No. Absolutely not, Drarayne. I know what you're thinking. Don't–
"Unless they're a little s'wit. Maybe I can find one I don't like."
NO! WE DON'T KILL ORDINATORS!
Shut the fuck up, Avani. Ordinators are often pieces of shit, anyway.
Nerevar, PLEASE back me up, here.
I'm staying out of this one. Besides, it's just one Ordinator. If it prevents Voryn from killing more people... that's a win.
Azura damn you all.
"I could leave all these cliff racers to starve or be angry."
"Yeah, yeah, okay. You've convinced me. I'll bring you an Ordinator, de- VORYN!"
NEREVAR WHAT THE FUCK I'M NOT CALLING HIM DEAR.
:<
"Are you keeping Nerevar from me." has a dangerously crazy look in his eyes.
"No! We don't generally control when we switch! Sometimes we can try to do it on purpose, but it doesn't always work."
Drarayne pauses and sighs.
"You want me to try? I know you're crazy about him. Literally. I can try to get him to take over."
He seems dissatisfied. "If you can't, you can't."
Drarayne shrugs. "I mean, sometimes it works. Doesn't hurt to try."
Nerevar, I need you locked in.
I'm trying :<
Well try harder! Your man wants you!
It's hard :<
Drarayne sighs. "I don't know if it's going to– work!"
Nerevar stumbles a bit as the switch happens, his head spinning. That was a disorienting switch. "Ow. Headache."
Ow, indeed. But, hey, at least it worked.
"Nerevar?"
Nerevar looks up and grins. "Yeah. Hey, Voryn!"
I feel like he's got literal heart eyes right now.
Not literal, Drarayne. Figurative.
Oh shut up.
"You are the stronger one. Why is it not your body? You could beat them all easily."
Nerevar frowns. "We share a body, Voryn. It's as much theirs as it is mine. And, as Drarayne said, switching isn't usually something we choose. It's an unconscious thing, most of the time. Besides, I don't want to beat them. I love each of them dearly. And I hope that you will learn to love them, too."
I doubt he will. He's probably just going to see us as obstacles.
Don't be so pessimistic, Avani. It is possible that Voryn will come to at least tolerate us, if not like us.
"I would prefer you in charge so I can speak to you more often."
"That's not how that works, Voryn. I can certainly try to be in charge more often, but you're going to have to get used to the others. You've... only really met Drarayne, but Velyn really likes you, you know."
Why are you outing me? This is embarrassing. He doesn't even know me! You can't just tell him I like him!
HA! THE NERD IS EMBARRASSED!
Boethiah give me the strength to withstand these fucking dumbasses.
"For you I will try."
Nerevar beams at him. "Thank you, dear Voryn!"
After a brief moment of hesitation, Nerevar decides to hug Voryn.
This is adorable.
"THE FUCKING CLIFF RACERS AGAIN???"
"It's partly under control. On an unrelated note, can you bring any Ordinators or Buoyant Armigers by."
Well, that's suspicious.
"Why do you need them?"
He stares down at them. "No reason."
Drarayne smirks. "Well, if there's no reason you need them, then there's no reason to bring them here!"
"Tea party. With the Cliffracers. "
"Aaaand there it is. I suppose you want them as a sacrifice?"
"No to train the cliffracers."
"To train them for what, exactly?"
"To not attack you. Mostly Nerevar."
That's so sweet!
Okay, but what happens to the Ordinator?
"I mean, that's... not bad, actually. I think we would all appreciate not getting attacked by cliff racers. But what is going to happen to the Ordinator?"
"They are the cliff racer's snack."
"Yeah... I'm not going to lead an Ordinator to their death, Voryn. That's a bad thing."
Drarayne pauses, considering.
No. Absolutely not, Drarayne. I know what you're thinking. Don't–
"Unless they're a little s'wit. Maybe I can find one I don't like."
NO! WE DON'T KILL ORDINATORS!
Shut the fuck up, Avani. Ordinators are often pieces of shit, anyway.
Nerevar, PLEASE back me up, here.
I'm staying out of this one. Besides, it's just one Ordinator. If it prevents Voryn from killing more people... that's a win.
Azura damn you all.
"I could leave all these cliff racers to starve or be angry."
"Yeah, yeah, okay. You've convinced me. I'll bring you an Ordinator, de- VORYN!"
NEREVAR WHAT THE FUCK I'M NOT CALLING HIM DEAR.
:<
"Are you keeping Nerevar from me." has a dangerously crazy look in his eyes.
"No! We don't generally control when we switch! Sometimes we can try to do it on purpose, but it doesn't always work."
Drarayne pauses and sighs.
"You want me to try? I know you're crazy about him. Literally. I can try to get him to take over."
He seems dissatisfied. "If you can't, you can't."
Drarayne shrugs. "I mean, sometimes it works. Doesn't hurt to try."
Nerevar, I need you locked in.
I'm trying :<
Well try harder! Your man wants you!
It's hard :<
Drarayne sighs. "I don't know if it's going to– work!"
Nerevar stumbles a bit as the switch happens, his head spinning. That was a disorienting switch. "Ow. Headache."
Ow, indeed. But, hey, at least it worked.
"Nerevar?"
Nerevar looks up and grins. "Yeah. Hey, Voryn!"
I feel like he's got literal heart eyes right now.
Not literal, Drarayne. Figurative.
Oh shut up.
"You are the stronger one. Why is it not your body? You could beat them all easily."
Nerevar frowns. "We share a body, Voryn. It's as much theirs as it is mine. And, as Drarayne said, switching isn't usually something we choose. It's an unconscious thing, most of the time. Besides, I don't want to beat them. I love each of them dearly. And I hope that you will learn to love them, too."
I doubt he will. He's probably just going to see us as obstacles.
Don't be so pessimistic, Avani. It is possible that Voryn will come to at least tolerate us, if not like us.
"I would prefer you in charge so I can speak to you more often."
"That's not how that works, Voryn. I can certainly try to be in charge more often, but you're going to have to get used to the others. You've... only really met Drarayne, but Velyn really likes you, you know."
Why are you outing me? This is embarrassing. He doesn't even know me! You can't just tell him I like him!
HA! THE NERD IS EMBARRASSED!
Boethiah give me the strength to withstand these fucking dumbasses.
"THE FUCKING CLIFF RACERS AGAIN???"
"It's partly under control. On an unrelated note, can you bring any Ordinators or Buoyant Armigers by."
Well, that's suspicious.
"Why do you need them?"
He stares down at them. "No reason."
Drarayne smirks. "Well, if there's no reason you need them, then there's no reason to bring them here!"
"Tea party. With the Cliffracers. "
"Aaaand there it is. I suppose you want them as a sacrifice?"
"No to train the cliffracers."
"To train them for what, exactly?"
"To not attack you. Mostly Nerevar."
That's so sweet!
Okay, but what happens to the Ordinator?
"I mean, that's... not bad, actually. I think we would all appreciate not getting attacked by cliff racers. But what is going to happen to the Ordinator?"
"They are the cliff racer's snack."
"Yeah... I'm not going to lead an Ordinator to their death, Voryn. That's a bad thing."
Drarayne pauses, considering.
No. Absolutely not, Drarayne. I know what you're thinking. Don't–
"Unless they're a little s'wit. Maybe I can find one I don't like."
NO! WE DON'T KILL ORDINATORS!
Shut the fuck up, Avani. Ordinators are often pieces of shit, anyway.
Nerevar, PLEASE back me up, here.
I'm staying out of this one. Besides, it's just one Ordinator. If it prevents Voryn from killing more people... that's a win.
Azura damn you all.
"I could leave all these cliff racers to starve or be angry."
"Yeah, yeah, okay. You've convinced me. I'll bring you an Ordinator, de- VORYN!"
NEREVAR WHAT THE FUCK I'M NOT CALLING HIM DEAR.
:<
"Are you keeping Nerevar from me." has a dangerously crazy look in his eyes.
"No! We don't generally control when we switch! Sometimes we can try to do it on purpose, but it doesn't always work."
Drarayne pauses and sighs.
"You want me to try? I know you're crazy about him. Literally. I can try to get him to take over."
He seems dissatisfied. "If you can't, you can't."
Drarayne shrugs. "I mean, sometimes it works. Doesn't hurt to try."
Nerevar, I need you locked in.
I'm trying :<
Well try harder! Your man wants you!
It's hard :<
Drarayne sighs. "I don't know if it's going to– work!"
Nerevar stumbles a bit as the switch happens, his head spinning. That was a disorienting switch. "Ow. Headache."
Ow, indeed. But, hey, at least it worked.
"Nerevar?"
Nerevar looks up and grins. "Yeah. Hey, Voryn!"
I feel like he's got literal heart eyes right now.
Not literal, Drarayne. Figurative.
Oh shut up.
"You are the stronger one. Why is it not your body? You could beat them all easily."
Nerevar frowns. "We share a body, Voryn. It's as much theirs as it is mine. And, as Drarayne said, switching isn't usually something we choose. It's an unconscious thing, most of the time. Besides, I don't want to beat them. I love each of them dearly. And I hope that you will learn to love them, too."
I doubt he will. He's probably just going to see us as obstacles.
Don't be so pessimistic, Avani. It is possible that Voryn will come to at least tolerate us, if not like us.
"THE FUCKING CLIFF RACERS AGAIN???"
"It's partly under control. On an unrelated note, can you bring any Ordinators or Buoyant Armigers by."
Well, that's suspicious.
"Why do you need them?"
He stares down at them. "No reason."
Drarayne smirks. "Well, if there's no reason you need them, then there's no reason to bring them here!"
"Tea party. With the Cliffracers. "
"Aaaand there it is. I suppose you want them as a sacrifice?"
"No to train the cliffracers."
"To train them for what, exactly?"
"To not attack you. Mostly Nerevar."
That's so sweet!
Okay, but what happens to the Ordinator?
"I mean, that's... not bad, actually. I think we would all appreciate not getting attacked by cliff racers. But what is going to happen to the Ordinator?"
"They are the cliff racer's snack."
"Yeah... I'm not going to lead an Ordinator to their death, Voryn. That's a bad thing."
Drarayne pauses, considering.
No. Absolutely not, Drarayne. I know what you're thinking. Don't–
"Unless they're a little s'wit. Maybe I can find one I don't like."
NO! WE DON'T KILL ORDINATORS!
Shut the fuck up, Avani. Ordinators are often pieces of shit, anyway.
Nerevar, PLEASE back me up, here.
I'm staying out of this one. Besides, it's just one Ordinator. If it prevents Voryn from killing more people... that's a win.
Azura damn you all.
"I could leave all these cliff racers to starve or be angry."
"Yeah, yeah, okay. You've convinced me. I'll bring you an Ordinator, de- VORYN!"
NEREVAR WHAT THE FUCK I'M NOT CALLING HIM DEAR.
:<
"Are you keeping Nerevar from me." has a dangerously crazy look in his eyes.
"No! We don't generally control when we switch! Sometimes we can try to do it on purpose, but it doesn't always work."
Drarayne pauses and sighs.
"You want me to try? I know you're crazy about him. Literally. I can try to get him to take over."
He seems dissatisfied. "If you can't, you can't."
Drarayne shrugs. "I mean, sometimes it works. Doesn't hurt to try."
Nerevar, I need you locked in.
I'm trying :<
Well try harder! Your man wants you!
It's hard :<
Drarayne sighs. "I don't know if it's going to– work!"
Nerevar stumbles a bit as the switch happens, his head spinning. That was a disorienting switch. "Ow. Headache."
Ow, indeed. But, hey, at least it worked.
"Nerevar?"
Nerevar looks up and grins. "Yeah. Hey, Voryn!"
I feel like he's got literal heart eyes right now.
Not literal, Drarayne. Figurative.
Oh shut up.
"THE FUCKING CLIFF RACERS AGAIN???"
"It's partly under control. On an unrelated note, can you bring any Ordinators or Buoyant Armigers by."
Well, that's suspicious.
"Why do you need them?"
He stares down at them. "No reason."
Drarayne smirks. "Well, if there's no reason you need them, then there's no reason to bring them here!"
"Tea party. With the Cliffracers. "
"Aaaand there it is. I suppose you want them as a sacrifice?"
"No to train the cliffracers."
"To train them for what, exactly?"
"To not attack you. Mostly Nerevar."
That's so sweet!
Okay, but what happens to the Ordinator?
"I mean, that's... not bad, actually. I think we would all appreciate not getting attacked by cliff racers. But what is going to happen to the Ordinator?"
"They are the cliff racer's snack."
"Yeah... I'm not going to lead an Ordinator to their death, Voryn. That's a bad thing."
Drarayne pauses, considering.
No. Absolutely not, Drarayne. I know what you're thinking. Don't–
"Unless they're a little s'wit. Maybe I can find one I don't like."
NO! WE DON'T KILL ORDINATORS!
Shut the fuck up, Avani. Ordinators are often pieces of shit, anyway.
Nerevar, PLEASE back me up, here.
I'm staying out of this one. Besides, it's just one Ordinator. If it prevents Voryn from killing more people... that's a win.
Azura damn you all.
"I could leave all these cliff racers to starve or be angry."
"Yeah, yeah, okay. You've convinced me. I'll bring you an Ordinator, de- VORYN!"
NEREVAR WHAT THE FUCK I'M NOT CALLING HIM DEAR.
:<
"Are you keeping Nerevar from me." has a dangerously crazy look in his eyes.
"No! We don't generally control when we switch! Sometimes we can try to do it on purpose, but it doesn't always work."
Drarayne pauses and sighs.
"You want me to try? I know you're crazy about him. Literally. I can try to get him to take over."
He seems dissatisfied. "If you can't, you can't."
Drarayne shrugs. "I mean, sometimes it works. Doesn't hurt to try."
Nerevar, I need you locked in.
I'm trying :<
Well try harder! Your man wants you!
It's hard :<
Drarayne sighs. "I don't know if it's going to– work!"
Nerevar stumbles a bit as the switch happens, his head spinning. That was a disorienting switch. "Ow. Headache."
Ow, indeed. But, hey, at least it worked.
"THE FUCKING CLIFF RACERS AGAIN???"
"It's partly under control. On an unrelated note, can you bring any Ordinators or Buoyant Armigers by."
Well, that's suspicious.
"Why do you need them?"
He stares down at them. "No reason."
Drarayne smirks. "Well, if there's no reason you need them, then there's no reason to bring them here!"
"Tea party. With the Cliffracers. "
"Aaaand there it is. I suppose you want them as a sacrifice?"
"No to train the cliffracers."
"To train them for what, exactly?"
"To not attack you. Mostly Nerevar."
That's so sweet!
Okay, but what happens to the Ordinator?
"I mean, that's... not bad, actually. I think we would all appreciate not getting attacked by cliff racers. But what is going to happen to the Ordinator?"
"They are the cliff racer's snack."
"Yeah... I'm not going to lead an Ordinator to their death, Voryn. That's a bad thing."
Drarayne pauses, considering.
No. Absolutely not, Drarayne. I know what you're thinking. Don't–
"Unless they're a little s'wit. Maybe I can find one I don't like."
NO! WE DON'T KILL ORDINATORS!
Shut the fuck up, Avani. Ordinators are often pieces of shit, anyway.
Nerevar, PLEASE back me up, here.
I'm staying out of this one. Besides, it's just one Ordinator. If it prevents Voryn from killing more people... that's a win.
Azura damn you all.
"I could leave all these cliff racers to starve or be angry."
"Yeah, yeah, okay. You've convinced me. I'll bring you an Ordinator, de- VORYN!"
NEREVAR WHAT THE FUCK I'M NOT CALLING HIM DEAR.
:<
"Are you keeping Nerevar from me." has a dangerously crazy look in his eyes.
"No! We don't generally control when we switch! Sometimes we can try to do it on purpose, but it doesn't always work."
Drarayne pauses and sighs.
"You want me to try? I know you're crazy about him. Literally. I can try to get him to take over."
"THE FUCKING CLIFF RACERS AGAIN???"
"It's partly under control. On an unrelated note, can you bring any Ordinators or Buoyant Armigers by."
Well, that's suspicious.
"Why do you need them?"
He stares down at them. "No reason."
Drarayne smirks. "Well, if there's no reason you need them, then there's no reason to bring them here!"
"Tea party. With the Cliffracers. "
"Aaaand there it is. I suppose you want them as a sacrifice?"
"No to train the cliffracers."
"To train them for what, exactly?"
"To not attack you. Mostly Nerevar."
That's so sweet!
Okay, but what happens to the Ordinator?
"I mean, that's... not bad, actually. I think we would all appreciate not getting attacked by cliff racers. But what is going to happen to the Ordinator?"
"They are the cliff racer's snack."
"Yeah... I'm not going to lead an Ordinator to their death, Voryn. That's a bad thing."
Drarayne pauses, considering.
No. Absolutely not, Drarayne. I know what you're thinking. Don't–
"Unless they're a little s'wit. Maybe I can find one I don't like."
NO! WE DON'T KILL ORDINATORS!
Shut the fuck up, Avani. Ordinators are often pieces of shit, anyway.
Nerevar, PLEASE back me up, here.
I'm staying out of this one. Besides, it's just one Ordinator. If it prevents Voryn from killing more people... that's a win.
Azura damn you all.
"I could leave all these cliff racers to starve or be angry."
"Yeah, yeah, okay. You've convinced me. I'll bring you an Ordinator, de- VORYN!"
NEREVAR WHAT THE FUCK I'M NOT CALLING HIM DEAR.
:<
"THE FUCKING CLIFF RACERS AGAIN???"
"It's partly under control. On an unrelated note, can you bring any Ordinators or Buoyant Armigers by."
Well, that's suspicious.
"Why do you need them?"
He stares down at them. "No reason."
Drarayne smirks. "Well, if there's no reason you need them, then there's no reason to bring them here!"
"Tea party. With the Cliffracers. "
"Aaaand there it is. I suppose you want them as a sacrifice?"
"No to train the cliffracers."
"To train them for what, exactly?"
"To not attack you. Mostly Nerevar."
That's so sweet!
Okay, but what happens to the Ordinator?
"I mean, that's... not bad, actually. I think we would all appreciate not getting attacked by cliff racers. But what is going to happen to the Ordinator?"
"They are the cliff racer's snack."
"Yeah... I'm not going to lead an Ordinator to their death, Voryn. That's a bad thing."
Drarayne pauses, considering.
No. Absolutely not, Drarayne. I know what you're thinking. Don't–
"Unless they're a little s'wit. Maybe I can find one I don't like."
NO! WE DON'T KILL ORDINATORS!
Shut the fuck up, Avani. Ordinators are often pieces of shit, anyway.
Nerevar, PLEASE back me up, here.
I'm staying out of this one. Besides, it's just one Ordinator. If it prevents Voryn from killing more people... that's a win.
Azura damn you all.
"THE FUCKING CLIFF RACERS AGAIN???"
"It's partly under control. On an unrelated note, can you bring any Ordinators or Buoyant Armigers by."
Well, that's suspicious.
"Why do you need them?"
He stares down at them. "No reason."
Drarayne smirks. "Well, if there's no reason you need them, then there's no reason to bring them here!"
"Tea party. With the Cliffracers. "
"Aaaand there it is. I suppose you want them as a sacrifice?"
"No to train the cliffracers."
"To train them for what, exactly?"
"To not attack you. Mostly Nerevar."
That's so sweet!
Okay, but what happens to the Ordinator?
"I mean, that's... not bad, actually. I think we would all appreciate not getting attacked by cliff racers. But what is going to happen to the Ordinator?"
"THE FUCKING CLIFF RACERS AGAIN???"
"It's partly under control. On an unrelated note, can you bring any Ordinators or Buoyant Armigers by."
Well, that's suspicious.
"Why do you need them?"
He stares down at them. "No reason."
Drarayne smirks. "Well, if there's no reason you need them, then there's no reason to bring them here!"
"Tea party. With the Cliffracers. "
"Aaaand there it is. I suppose you want them as a sacrifice?"
"No to train the cliffracers."
"To train them for what, exactly?"
"THE FUCKING CLIFF RACERS AGAIN???"
"It's partly under control. On an unrelated note, can you bring any Ordinators or Buoyant Armigers by."
Well, that's suspicious.
"Why do you need them?"
He stares down at them. "No reason."
Drarayne smirks. "Well, if there's no reason you need them, then there's no reason to bring them here!"
"Tea party. With the Cliffracers. "
"Aaaand there it is. I suppose you want them as a sacrifice?"
"THE FUCKING CLIFF RACERS AGAIN???"
"It's partly under control. On an unrelated note, can you bring any Ordinators or Buoyant Armigers by."
Well, that's suspicious.
"Why do you need them?"
He stares down at them. "No reason."
Drarayne smirks. "Well, if there's no reason you need them, then there's no reason to bring them here!"
"THE FUCKING CLIFF RACERS AGAIN???"
"It's partly under control. On an unrelated note, can you bring any Ordinators or Buoyant Armigers by."
Well, that's suspicious.
"Why do you need them?"
"THE FUCKING CLIFF RACERS AGAIN???"
