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Two scientists admit to grabbing a wild baby seal by the hind flippers, causing it to burst into tears. Immediately feeling guilty, they let it go and it wandered back to its mother in the surf.

Source: Zoo Magazine, 1936.

#meeeeeeeee :3 #norpy

sealsdaily

Today's Seal Is: Willing To Discuss

#norpy #awesome

sealsdaily

Today's Seal Is: Joyful Pose!

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bnq

evereybody come over we”re

#me and my friends :)

everythingfox

Weddell Seal vocalizing while asleep

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nickyflowers

i know he ate a synthesizer

#meee :3 #norpy

sealsdaily

I have a colleague at work who for some reason hates all animals except seals...

Anyways I send a link for the daily seal posts to her everyday, as she doesn't have Tumblr (she thinks it's dead) and she always says something along the line of "this is why seals are the peak animal".

Im now on a quest to find a Baikal seal with the wettest eyes percieved to man, to print it and put in her work locker with a cheesy motivational quote.

There are many contenders...but here are some of my finest warriors.

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and a wake up call to all you hopeless dreamers.

♫ Katamari Damacy - Angel Gifts (Yuu Miyake)

alt: this video is so disturbing, it warps and distorts from a blank screen to display a norpy record. on the album cover, a pinniped of seals on ice stares pathetically, with parental advisory explicit content. on the vinyl itself, a serene seal sleeps soundly. All the while, with the dissonance of the alarming music, blissful seals on a background of microsoft bliss, helpfully ping in..but are they friend or sinister? each one adds and fades away as the next forlorn tone rings out. they group up as they increase at the end, and the norpish record distorts again to fill our vision.

#yeag