Mel & Em

Em’s part of the blog is shitposts and makki trash. Mel’s is now the Denny’s part.

[nerris-is-big-mood]

@dennys we have found you from across the world.

your heart will stop at 11:34 tonight.

[cosmicccalicont-deactivated2020]

i passed out making this last night

[scarecrow-hero]

So Jack Black got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame and was posing for pictures and 

[scarecrow-hero]

The face of a man who knew exactly what he was doing when they panned over his outfit.

[onesickpussycat-deactivated2022]

when that south park art is just a bit too sexy and anime for your liking

[makkiheadcanons]

My episode routine of posting every picture of these two

[oxikell]

[d4rk-x-w0lf-17]

i tried

[mrmentals]

Makki doodles anyone?

[nuka-rockit]

remember kids: rats are the capri sun of the vampire world

[dontbeanassbutt]

hi what the FUCK does this mean

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

was…was this not straightforward

[catilinas]

the scene where odysseus kills the suitors is very dramatic and all but like. he’s got no clothes on????

i arrive on ithaca

bow: strung

disguise: off

dick: out

[catilinas]

[skyblob]

Even more Camp Camp stuffs

(I’m still going to make more tho)

[oceanicgf-moved-deactivated2019]

you can not make me listen to eminem 

[oceanicgf-moved-deactivated2019]

didn’t know my followers were eminem stans

[oceanicgf-moved-deactivated2019]

[imperilysm]

Beans don’t belong in chili

[imperilysm]

Veggies don’t belong in chili

[imperilysm]

Spices don’t belong in chili

[stump-chunkman-deactivated20181]

You’re just making depressing beef stew st this point.

[1-800-pool-boy]

imperilysms chili is just meat water

[imperilysm]

>meat

Peasant detected

[1-800-pool-boy]

just water then

[imperilysm]

Yeah but you gotta reduce it down. Don’t want it to be too watery

[1-800-pool-boy]

rare footage of imperilysm collecting underwater water to make chili 2: now with reduced water

[thetimelimit]

MAKKI WEEK!! HELL YEAH

Sunday, July 1st: First Date!

They are agents of chaos, I can’t stop thinking about if they have a first date would be something like that. They are evil partners after all ♥

PLUS: Poor Neil, the good friend.

[ramroadrage]

The fact that Daniel is resistant to Kool-Aid poisoning means that either:

A) This is far from the first time he has accidentally poisoned himself

B) It’s a normal cult activity he participates in

C) He drinks it for fun/the flavor

D) All of the above

[puregold666]

Daniel, sharpening his child-murdering blades: This is self care and I am valid.

[makkiheadcanons]

max and nikki: *together in episode for 0.01 seconds*

Me: hngggggg good shit