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Ness sarcastically reviews Lost Island | This blog tragically died when my phone refused to load the game

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Ooh alliteration

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I know it's sad but can we please not phonetically transcribe sobs

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Same energy

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Boring for you but entertaining to read for me

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Wasn't he literally described to be uncouth but manly

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Hey buddy ever heard of consent

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Pompous? Abusive? Uncouth but manly? Boy oh boy am I gonna have a field day making fun of these losers

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I mean if the government built a lab on my island I'd be pissed too