fuck you, and your eyebrows

[humoristics]

2016: Brexit and Trump is president of the United States

2017: Kim Jong-Un elected as Secretary General of the United Nations

2018: Sauron reclaims the One Ring

[weavemama]

DON’T FUCK IT UP

[lost-caps]

[slavery]

Scientist: *sees a spider with long legs* Scientist: I think I’ll call it daddy…… Daddy long legs

[catghibli-deactivated20210917]

we must kinkshame scientists

[squintrovert]

can u imagine becoming internet famous as like a toddler and growing up and having to explain to people like “oh yeah there was a viral video of me when I was three saying “I smell like beef” in a creepy voice”

[surprisebitch]

[humoristics]

Seems legit

[unsanitarys-remade-deactivated2]

[cantbringthisdown]

[net-flux]

girl: come over

me: i cant

girl: i understand

me: i love you

[girthakitt-blog]

Trigger warning: Breakfast

[avfwdrugec]

Holy shit.

[fitzefitcher]

reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers

[built2bulk-blog]

I sat here staring at that last panel for a solid minute, reading then reading again. This is just something else.

[net-flux]

lady: yes i was wondering if you could tell me when my boyfriend will propose :)

me, pretending to be a fortune teller because i'm being chased by a monster a la scooby doo and i ran into the fortune teller's booth at this carnival and disguised myself so the monster would be confused but then a lady came in and paid me to tell her fortune thinking i was the fortune teller to begin with: dump him

[sartorus-deactivated20160224]

People: are you ok?

Me: yea

[h0odrich]

[net-flux]

me taking a personality test: whats the right answer whats the right answer whats the right answer whats the right an

[entomophobia]

[skindeeptales]