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So I got this new anime plot. Basically theres this minecraft youtuber except hes got HUGE boobs. I mean some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packin' some dobonhonkeros. MASSIVE dahoonkabankaloos. Big ol tonhongerokoogers.
What happens next?
This fuckin green guy shows up one day with even BIGGER bonkhonagahoogs. HUMOUNGOUS homgolomgononologongous.
Ngl I watched some joehills videos and heās not that weird
You have alerted the horde.
Minecraft: My World AU - Nether Arc Part 16
nothing kills me quite like the hermits reacting to Scar's shulker monster
that is genuine fear in that man's eyes
did we ever find out what's the deal with bathroom penis
If I was a Minecraft YouTuber I would be so good at having a mcyt fandom. I'd be so hands off. Do whatever tf you want baby. I'd be silently gleefully watching with a lurk account that I'd never even allude to. Like Batman.
etho would find a cursed amulet and dump it in a random chest and bdubs would find it later and go hey when did you get this cool amulet and etho would go don't touch that it's cursed and bdubs would go OH i SEE you don't want me to wear this cool amulet and etho would go no it's really cursed bdubs and bdubs would go YEAH RIGHT and immediately succumbs to the curse
or etho is like oh that's my cursed amulet you should try it on ^-^ and bdubs is like OH so you WANT me to succumb to the curse huh??? hey! hey? and etho is like i didn't say that! i don't think you would get cursed i just think you should try it on and bdubs is like HA HA HA. NO. and etho is like well it was just a suggestion and bdubs is like oh alright and immediately succumbs to the curse
Hc11!keralis def daydreams about xB in some skimpy-ass Roman garb feeding him grapes sexual style but xB for sure just wants to 360 no scope an arrow into Keralisās forehead (also sexual style)
This post has fucking Consumed Me I hope you're happy with yourself Mx. xBeefralis
Another couple of silly pride doodles I did the other night while half asleep <3
Chapter 29 is up!
Xisuma and Evil Xisuma confront their tormentor.
Enjoy...
Chapter 27 is up!
It's time to fight. It's time to win.
But the Hermits might be in for a little more than they expected...
Enjoy!
[dbhc au flavored] Hermit A Day May '26, Day 19: Etho ā Past Life Edition!
I played around with this concept for the doodles I did when Past Life was coming out, but the more Iāve thought about it, I think Iāve decided to stick with this concept! Basically, as the series moved through minecraft editions, the Watchers (i suppose) would try to find the vessels/bodies/etc that were used by each player during each of those respective time periods (meaning the players would change physically as the minecraft version changed in each episode as old versions of themselves were physically grafted onto their current minds/souls). Except, for the androids, the earliest vessels available for the Watchers to snag (for versions up to 1.17, when s8 started) would be their original models. So basically, for most of Past Life, the androids are their normal current selves in mind, but living in the brand new bodies they were made with!
(Hilarious still to me that Past life Ep 7 jumps to 1.18, skipping over the version season 8 would have been in. Close enough, Welcome back Destruction Etho)
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ok maybe a lil more for @shepscapades ās dbhc au. itās very amusing to me. etho uses his deviancy to be a bit of a menace methinks
If you're still doing prompts, could you do one for zedaph? I'd like to know what he's seeing in that one fic you wrote where everyone's basically seeing their worst nightmare. But if that's too spoilery anything with his death stuff would be awesome!! (like what does he see? What do regular people rank as if the more off hermits set off his death sense, how does his death sense work with players when they have respawn?) I think your concept for him is very cool.
Zedaph is alive.
Of course he is. Heās a human being. A human being who likes to dress up in costumes and wants to implant horns into his skull, but a human being nevertheless. And humans are always alive.
The undead arenāt human. Anymore, that is. Toast isnāt bread, even though it comes from the same bag; itās the same with the undead. Chuck it in, watch them die, press the lever, and up they pop- defiled corpses with ill-gotten souls wrenched from the hands of the reapers who were snoozing on the job.
When Zedaph looks at Cleo, he sees her in all her glory, yes- a resplendent woman, violently railing against the natural order. But he also sees the shadow she casts; a long trailing stain on the ground she walks. Starlight sparkles in her wake; the spurned stars of the afterlife she crassly cast aside.
Zed wouldnāt dream of reaping her. The longer that black stain grows, the greater pride he takes- he wants to see how long itāll get. For science.
Mumbo is different. Sickly and lost, itās obvious that the decay is fresh. Or at least, fresh relative to Cleo. It burns to look at him, to see the ashen face and the gaunt cheeks, to see the obvious symptoms everyone else so blatantly misses. Even Mumbo himself, looking at his reflection in a gold-backed mirror, obliviously convincing himself that silver just doesnāt like him.
Zedaph wouldnāt dream of reaping Mumbo. Not now. Not ever.
But the black stain on the ground grows as he walks, indelible footprints worn into the soil that will never, ever wash out.
Zedās made a game of counting them. Seeing where Mumbo and Cleo go. Itās fascinating, counting the paths. The thousands of footsteps clustered around their beds, crafting tables, furnaces.
And theyāre not alone.
Keralis is on the brink. He dances with his stain, spits on it, laughs at it. Like a child let loose in a marble kitchen with a pack of permanent markers, itās almost like Keralis knows his stain is there and revels in vandalizing the world around him with it.
He drags it around like a brush loaded with paint- sometimes Zed will find a smiley face sketched into the earth in black, dripping footprints, fading back and forth out of existence. Because Keralis is nothing if not an infuriating fence-rider- his ill-gotten shell trapped on the brink, but the person inside? Heās alive.
And he will never, ever die.
No matter what Zedaph tries to do.
So the sun sets, and he sleeps, and when it rises again, theyāll be there. The stain sinks deeper into the earth, like an oil slick on fertile farmland. The aura of death radiates from them, his mental Geiger counter screeching at the proximity. His fingers itch to summon his scythe from the broom closet itās been banished to, reeking of Windex and mop water. To swing it, and finally send the three of them to the great beyond.
And he doesnāt.
Because Zedaph is alive.
And what is life if not one long struggle against the reaper?
[dbhc au flavored] Hermit A Day May '26, Day 9: Favorite āEventā ā Donāt Let It Reach The Heart
HI UH. So I was wracking my brain about what to do for today, because there are just so many good hc moments I could draw dbhc-style, but I realized it could be really fun to redraw a previous dbhc moment? As a sort of, āwhatās my favorite thing thatās happened in dbhc so far?ā And there were SOOO many good thoughts friends and I came up with while combing back through the au Masterpost, but in the end, Iām just. So so crazy about DLIRTH, the fic I wrote that follows the Destruction Comic series. Something about how Destruction puts these guys in such a vulnerable and desperate positionā¦ idk man. It just gets me so bad. They make my tummy hurt. You understand.
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eeeeeAeeEEHEHEHE.
[dbhc au flavored] Hermit A Day May '26, Day 8: Xisuma!
BEESUMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I speak about him I am in TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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