May 13
Phryne Fisher is CRAZY why is no one talking about her. I miss her so much. She would just say and do ANYTHING. There is no one like her. I'll never be over her going "there are not enough beautiful young men on this earth for them to get murdered on my watch". One time her friends were a little busy on one weekend so she ran off and joined the circus.
#LITERALLYYYYY there is something wrong with her (affectionate)#she's a lady detective she's a circus performer she's a traumatized war veteran she's an ex nurse she's a crazy driver she's a concubine#she's capable of doing wing walking on an airplane??#she doesnt really care about the people involved in any mystery she cares about solving puzzles and her own version of justice#she had a cuckolding pseudo threesome with sherlock holmes and john watson. the threesome is the pseudo part not the cucking.#they had the chair and everything#she cares about her family and friends so much. she cares about beautiful men as a form of entertainment.#or maybe more as a general gift to the world#she is canonically polyamorous and “painfully heterosexual” (her own words)#she's crazy. she will do anything to not be bored. she will treat any intuition of her own as the absolute truth.#she once said that Jack's wife probably has to embroider his name onto his clothes so she can remember what it is. she said this fondly#what a woman
