Sherlock Holmes simp club for geniuses

[they/mid 20s] [icon made by @two-nipples-maybe-more]

[lesbianlestrade]

I am not cis, terfs stop following my blog challenge! You are not welcome <3

[lesbianlestrade]

Phryne Fisher is CRAZY why is no one talking about her. I miss her so much. She would just say and do ANYTHING. There is no one like her. I'll never be over her going "there are not enough beautiful young men on this earth for them to get murdered on my watch". One time her friends were a little busy on one weekend so she ran off and joined the circus.

[duskquil]

did u know that sesame street did columbo parodies where he is a sheep and his name is colambo

[duskquil]

i love you colambo

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sherlock Holmes having a universal ace experience -- expressing disinterest and immediately getting called an inhuman robot.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#images#sherlock holmes#sorry i don't turn rabid and marry the prettiest girl in sight at the push of a button my dear watson

Watson is like "of course I proposed marriage to a girl I met two days ago, I'm normal and make rational decisions"

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#I read this part just the other day#He literally proposes within two days it’s crazy

Every Sherlock Holmes remake that tries to make Watson the straight man does him a great injustice. Mfer is a total madlad. Everyone's like "oh he's not addicted to hard drugs and doesn't do chemistry experiments in his bedroom for fun" there are subtler ways to be completely unhinged.

[elf-kid2]

The thing is, Watson may or may not instigate the Situations & Shenanigans, but he voluntarily spends most of his Sherlock Holmes, who DOES!

““Normal”“ people do not do that.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Watson will show up at Holmes' place and be like "are you doing any investigations of super weird shit today" and Holmes will be like "yes I am cornering this dangerous mass murderer, you should come and bring your gun in case anyone tries to shoot us" and Watson will do it without question, thinking "I'm so glad he's got something wholesome to distract himself with so he doesn't take more cocaine".

[itswalky]

[geeoharee]

[emma-d-klutz]

see @heydocverdant this is what I meant about Sherlock being this one

[anotheraccountonthisapp]

I thought this was a weird Sherlock fanfic but I fear I am slowly realising that this is in fact likely the actual book and I don't know how to process that information

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yeah this is actual Doyle-written Sherlock Holmes

[palvoa]

Jon Michael Hill as Marcus Bell in Elementary Season 1

[desolationlesbian]

remember when Elementary adapted the holmes stories and made Watson a woman which removed the gay subtext but then made Moriarty also a woman and gave them weird lesbian subtext. masterful technique. the never-before-seen uno yuri reverse

[mistbjorn]

totally normal 10ft tall portrait of your nemesis’ coworker

[imaginejolls]

love love love how Elementary keeps throwing evil women at Watson <3

[bowelfly]

Molumbo

[icantbotherwithusernames]

he could've said anything

gay people can never say i love you ect ect

[wanghedi]

One of the effect of elementary watson being a woman on sherlock is that hes always making caveats about murder suspects like a man caved his skull in. Or a woman. women can also cave skulls in 👍 he set the building on fire. Or she. I would never imply women cant set building on fire

[bbcwhereareyou]

[pizzazium-infinionite]

criminal from a sherlock holmes story: good heavens I've just committed a crime! time for a smoke

sherlock holmes: hi I am the most knowledgeable tobacco ash expert in the world you are fucked

[halloawhatisthis]

[gyrovagi]

just love an unclassifiable weird intense relationship. what are they to each other well they're two of them. what are their feelings towards each other they're strong ones for sure. and of course this can only be improved when one or both of them are in happy committed romantic/sexual relationships with someone else entirely, and then there's whatever the fuck these two have going on.

[beardedmrbean]

[skeletonislandtheme]

columbo villains are addicted to logically explaining why they can’t be the killer. columbo will ask them a question and they can never be like omg I have no idea I was in shock, they always gotta be like. ah, lieutenant, I assume I must be your prime suspect since I stood to inherit my great-uncle’s litter of solid gold puppies? well just to clear that up, old man George the puppy smelter can tell you that I entered the barn at precisely 11:53 so I could not possibly have been at the scene of the crime when someone murdered my poor great uncle at 11:55. also I’ve been carrying around this letter which proves that I won’t inherit the puppies anyway just in case you asked me such an insulting question

[teratocrat]

girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage

[lexie-squirrel]