All shall fall to Chaos

Hey guys, this is my main account, but I also have @partial-pablo, @captain-gaster-offical, @chartreuse-chef, and @stylts. I do have a few universal rules for my blogs. 1: No images of gore. Ever, period. It freaks me out. 2: NSFW asks and posts ARE allowed. Be warned, I will respond in character, so they won't actually get anywhere. 3: If you want me in an arc, TELL ME! I love being parts of peoples stories! 4: Criticisms are very much allowed. I can't improve if I never realize I did something wrong. 5: I curse. Dont be mad at me for that. I am a very passionate person. 6: New rule bc people need to hear this. DO NOT ASK ME PERSONAL QUESTIONS!!! I won't tell you where I'm from, my legal name, my address, you'll be lucky to get my pronouns. You wanna know about me? Read my posts. Look at my blog. Just don't ask me! Asks are always open for memes, story arcs, or actual questions! Have fun!

[neutral-wizard-offical]

I'm tempted to rebrand to "Neutral wizard offical" and cast deeply unethical spells and occasionally really good ones.

Moots?

Dare I?

Do it you coward

no you unoriginal invertebrate

Voting ended onAug 11

[captain-gaster-offical]

An au of Undertale where everything‘s the same except grilby’s a thick thigh femboy 

No. Grillby wouldn't make a good femboy.

Besides, if his thighs were any thicker, I might suffocate! (Not that thats a bad thing...)

[cattoroll]

Hey @grillbyzthebartender opinions?

[neutral-wizard-offical]

Wrong Grillby. He's taken.

[cattoroll]

Uhhhhhh @latenight-at-grillbys do YOU have opinions then

[neutral-wizard-offical]

Also taken.

[cattoroll]

Any grillbys who AREN’T taken?

[neutral-wizard-offical]

Probably not.

I mean have you SEEN him?

[icemayorsoffice]

-[ @420december the reblog showed MINUTES after my response. This is very funny. ]-

[420december]

** i’m the fastest responder in the world. 😼

i also have nothing else to do lmao

[redstonedust]

i understand why writers keep their alien worldbuilding relatively simple for story practicality reasons but its always a lil funny to me when a sci-fi series is like "this alien species is a culture of bounty hunting warriors" like damn all of them? the whole planet? a whole planet-scale society built on bounty hunting? that seems highly impractical but i'll believe it for you bestie.

[neutral-wizard-offical]

I like to think it's just space racial profiling. "Oh they're from (planet known for bounty hunters), well he MUST be a bounty hunter"

And they're just like "No ma'am I'm an orthapedic surgeon."

[captain-gaster-offical]

An au of Undertale where everything‘s the same except grilby’s a thick thigh femboy 

No. Grillby wouldn't make a good femboy.

Besides, if his thighs were any thicker, I might suffocate! (Not that thats a bad thing...)

[cattoroll]

Hey @grillbyzthebartender opinions?

[neutral-wizard-offical]

Wrong Grillby. He's taken.

[cattoroll]

Uhhhhhh @latenight-at-grillbys do YOU have opinions then

[neutral-wizard-offical]

Also taken.

[captain-gaster-offical]

An au of Undertale where everything‘s the same except grilby’s a thick thigh femboy 

No. Grillby wouldn't make a good femboy.

Besides, if his thighs were any thicker, I might suffocate! (Not that thats a bad thing...)

[cattoroll]

Hey @grillbyzthebartender opinions?

[neutral-wizard-offical]

Wrong Grillby. He's taken.

[depsidase]

[the-unflappablewolf]

[homunculus-argument]

Did you have a happy childhood, and can you cut onions without crying?

I had a happy childhood and I can cut onions without crying

I had a happy childhood and I can't cut onions without crying

I didn't have a happy childhood and I can cut onions without crying

I didn't have a happy childhood and I can't cut onions without crying

I emerged from a ditch already fully grown/I've never been trusted with a knife

Remaining time: 6 days 13 hours

No nuance, if you had to hesitate at all, the answer is "no".

[neutral-wizard-offical]

Never cut an onion before.

Also no.

[wildernezz]

hey chat did you guys know there's a whole website with informational videos on the rights you hold when interacting with ICE or witnessing interactions with ICE. all written by immigrants and for immigrants. idk man it'd be a shame if people watched these informational videos y'know.

We Have Rights

[homunculus-argument]

Finally, a soap designed specifically for crying in the shower after losing an internet argument.

[neutral-wizard-offical]

The p.

The fucking p.

ITS A Q!!!!

I HATE IT!!!

[what-even-is-thiss]

Ah, getting childhood trauma even when you have decent parents. Weird ass experience.

[neutral-wizard-offical]

STOP CHANGING YOUR GOD DAMN HANDLES ITS CONFUSING THE FUCK OUT OF ME

(all /lh)

NEVER!!!

[project-catgirlpiller]

[tiny-space-whale]

Reblog if you are a human rights extremist who believes that all humans are equal and has no sense of loyalty to nation states.

[project-catgirlpiller]

[tiny-space-whale]

Reblog if you are a human rights extremist who believes that all humans are equal and has no sense of loyalty to nation states.

[neutral-wizard-offical]

@jakejavu-offical

I'm sorry

I'm rebranding again

[neutral-wizard-offical]

I'm tempted to rebrand to "Neutral wizard offical" and cast deeply unethical spells and occasionally really good ones.

Moots?

Dare I?

Do it you coward

no you unoriginal invertebrate

Voting ended onAug 11

[neutral-wizard-offical]

Welp.

You know what that means!