savannah

gemini

[captainfine-ass]

[ki55ed]

really looking forward to doing something one of these days

[plumslices]

College is like you’re vibing with the only girl in a class talking about music and then shes like “I don’t support abortion” and then you have to continue to see this person multiple times a week

[garbage1995]

zoomers be like We are the children of the revolution and cant figure out how to watch anime without letting a website mine bitcoin off their chromebooks

[catchymemes]

[commander-ledi]

Would you fuck an alien?

i own every mass effect game

[notvoid]

[tariqah]

First of all, OP is a scrappy doo sympathiser. Secondly, OP got a ticket for jaywalking in the December of 2005

[anahin]

[taylorculosis]

[onceler-vore-fanfic]

[coughloop]

[colachampagnedad]

is this a whole foods review

[gummiehz]

i fucking love this so muchn 

[erin159]

Me: here is my two week notice I have enjoyed my time in the position

My boyfriend: are you breaking up with me

[dojacat]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it’s only an unpaid internship if you don’t steal enough office supplies

[ramenismyhome]

Stealing is wrong

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

You mean unpaid internships? I agree

[sarahconnorjr]

Military commercials: do you like playing video games? Wouldn’t it be cooler to murder people?

[andreablog2-deactivated20220425]

Pale people cant wear adidias jackets without looking like they look like they huff gasoline in czechoslovakia

[theskabouncer]

That is exactly the look I’m going for