[wcfieldsimpersonator]

[bobbyjean]

[daughter-of-sapph0]

how am I supposed to tell people that this is my favorite color specifically because of the funny hex code?

[daughter-of-sapph0]

[wrecked-cuticles]

hun mutuals i might have exciting news

[wrecked-cuticles]

nevermind

[rabbitsociety]

how fuckd up would it be if rabbits had tumblr….

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🐇 raspberryberet2 Follow

i cant believe leporidae on this site dont know how to courtship correctly. an anon just asked me why their relationship isnt working even though he only chased her for 5 minutes. any buck thats worth it would at LEAST have the energy to run for 7 hours!

723 notes

🌨️ chilledoutlop Follow

haters are mad my snow coat grew out better than theirs! cant help it if im surviving this winter!

2 notes

🌷jarjarbinkies111 Follow

my hungry ass could never live next to a gardener…

#tunblr is sooo easy

78,678 notes

🌵 curious-hare Follow

met this girl online and turns out she wasnt a ‘doe’ she was a DOE. a deer. we both met near the canyon lakes and guess who almost got trampled!! fml

3 notes

🥀 blanc-de-thoto Follow

i want Benedict Cucumberpatch to sign my dewlap SO BAD!!!

🔁 blanc-de-thoto

is this really how i talked back in 2011

#why was i like that

32,765 notes

🥀 blanc-de-thoto Follow

omhg i NEED him sooo bad.. he could fix me in every single way

#freaking out rn #writing a new chapter for that angst fic about his family btw!!

45 notes

🍄 lucky7tail Follow

what would happen if i tried to chase the hunters dogs instead of them chasing me..

🔁 lucky7tail Follow

hopital.

#not the gotcha i thought it was

89,567 notes

[irlplasticlamb]

one thing about me is i love me a cunty priest

prints + merch + commission info

[perplexingly]

I did not expect canon lesbians in a Polish historical comedy show but I’m so glad

[waxdroid]

dont worry jakub i saw your chanel boots .

[galanon1m]

[fluffyninja91]

No thoughts, head empty, just Jakub screaming "Homo homini lupus est!"

[gruesomegf]

there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person

[deanwinchesterapologist]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

This was a complaint about a one-time incident of me having to get up at 3:30am to catch a flight idk about how some of you in the notes seem to be living on a regular basis

[zapruderfilms]

i actually really enjoy winter i don’t mind that it gets dark so early

>completely dark before 5:30

i think being alive is the worst thing that can happen to a person

[spookyfoxinc]

i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

[wolfythewitch]

How does this keep happening to me

[taffywabbit]

they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled

[hasgavlebockenburneddownyet]

Holy shit there are so many birds

[airandangels]

Pecked apart by birds would be a really cool new gävlebocken destruction variant. I mean we all hang out hoping for a conflagration but there are so many fun possibilities.

[hasgavlebockenburneddownyet]

You know, i never would have put the goat dies of consumption on my 2023 bingo card

i dont think that is what consumption usually means

[prismatic-bell]

Back up, what did I miss?

[captainlordauditor]

Due to weather conditions, the straw goat has more seeds in the straw than usual this year.

The goat is getting eaten. Consumed. Feasted on. By birds.