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It’s a damn fine ass. I’m not as bad with it as Adrian. xD

ah man. adrian's is everywhere!

the-transcendent replied to your post: hi i havent used tumblr since september what’s new

I post more ass now.

I hear you also post your own. ;__;

markgatiss

hi i havent used tumblr since september what's new

i never blog anymore

#soz

p-r-i-n-x-e-s-s

people on tumblr: wow you're so flawless let me look like you!

family members: your parents better lock you up, i bet the boys are all over you!

people in real life: poke it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite

glutenfreewaffles

hOLY SHIT GUES

Did you know there’s an actual paying job for people who work on television shows where all they do is look up fan websites to see the fanbase’s reactions to things and get ideas for new episodes?

This is it.

My life calling.

I knew I was good for something.

Reblog with your twitter, I'll follow you and stuff ~

@CustardChloe

Plot twist: I get a boyfriend

Double plot twist: it's a celebrity

Triple plot twist: he had a choice in the matter

Quadruple plot twist: it wasn't a dream

parasailin-sarahpalin

omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg