It's not too late. We have the rest of our lives.

I should probably update this at some point?

[motto-chanto-itte]

sometimes it's OK to skip a song you like when u don't feel like it at that moment. u r not hurting its feelings

[torchlake]

I made a reddit account specifically to make this post. Let’s see how this plays out.

[torchlake]

Some of them are catching on!

Others are…not 😂

I kind of feel bad for how seriously some people are taking this (one person suspects I’m in a cult)

[torchlake]

Dropping hints

[torchlake]

Let’s see how long before the post gets taken down

[torchlake]

The devil works hard but reddit mods work harder

[naraki]

A QUICK LITTLE ZINE ON PANSY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS DAMN GUITAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PLUS BONUS POSTER THAT WILL BE ON THE BACK OF THE ZINE

[official-german-puns]

Wenn ein großer, weißer Vogel wütend auf dich zukommt:

Mir schwant Übles.

[cuddlyaxe-deactivated20190218]

Gans schwierige Situation. Taub stellen.

[official-german-puns]

Enteweder die Fliege machen oder, wenn du huhngrig bist, um deine Schwanenwings kämpfen.

[fai-faery]

Diese Wortwitze machen Spatz!

[official-german-puns]

Nandu straußt dich aber so etwas zu behaupten. Da werd ich gleich emutional.

[geekycupoftea-blog]

Diese Witze sind Amselig… Ihr habt doch wohl alle nen Vogel.

[official-german-puns]

Das kranich bestätigen, wir haben alle ne Meise. Es kann ja nicht jeder ein Star sein.

[hair-of-illyria]

Bei den Witzen kann man nur reihern

[official-german-puns]

Reihern ist übrigens einfacher, wenn man vorher gut gekauzt hat. Sonst fühlt man sich eher wie ein Tölpel, wenn die Bröckchen einen zum würgern bringen.

[slanax]

Adler, diese Witze machen mich echt hahnsinnig

[official-german-gaming]

Wenn ich noch so was hier lesen muss geh ich in Flammingos auf. Und wenn nicht, dann verpasse ich allen beteiligten ‘ne dicke BEule.

[iciclequeentrishna]

Warum beenten wir das dann nicht? So ein Witz sperlingt ja doch nicht jedem. Und sich nur wegen sowas ausgeschlossen fühlen wäre echt uhunmöglich.

[official-german-puns]

Klingt als wären hier möwelicherweise schon einige müde. Vielleicht braucht ihr nur ein bisschen Taubenzucker. Oder tu cannst dich ein bisschen in einem Daunenbett entschwannen. Wobei ich mich auch schon ein wenig ausgegeiert fühle.

[applejuicewerewolf]

Das wird nie ein Ente nehmen, Habicht recht?

[official-german-puns]

Alba tross nicht rum. Ich werde schon darauf wachteln, dass das noch eine Weihe gleitaar geht.

[yodelkid]

Da muss man aber aufpassen, dass das hier nicht in einen Hahnenkampf ausadlert.

[official-german-puns]

Da hast du kiwiss specht.

[merphus]

Gans üble Nummer hier

[official-german-puns]

Pass auf, dass du nicht zur Salzeule erstarst.

[petitworld]

North Rhine-Westphalia, Germany by Patrick Simon

[nevver]

A difficulty is a light, Rebecca Norris Webb

[petitworld]

by Alicia

[thecripchronicals]

Made these about a month ago, figured other spoonies might want to use them

[reactionimagesdaily]

[beardedmrbean]

[sister-lucifer]

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

[rhyme-plus-zombie]

sorry i had a vision and i just had to draw it

[tiktoks-repost]

[crap-userrname16]

[vanpeltfoto]

The Architecture of Nostalgia, or: Why is the Amusement Park Always on the Other Side of the Water? 35mm Memory

(Photo: d.)

[alchemic-incantations]

I open Tumblr. I post something that should be a diary entry. I close Tumblr. I open Tumblr after having it closed for 1.2 minutes. I reblog 176 posts in a row. I add tags of absolute gibberish to 7 of those. I close Tumblr. I open Tumblr I post yet another should-be diary entry. I close Tumblr. I open tu

[idiopathicsmile]

researching 17th century piracy tonight. came across this:

One popular pastime amongst pirates was the mock trial.  Each man played a part be it jailer, lawyer, judge, juror, or hangman.  This sham court arrested, tried, convicted, and “carried out” the sentence to the amusement of all. (x)

how widespread could this have really been? how would it have gotten passed from ship to ship? can you imagine a pirate crew at a tavern, bragging to another pirate crew about how good they are at playing pretend? why was their go-to game “legal system”? were they performing incisive satire? is this some sort of pirates-only inside joke that’s been lost to the ages?

[idiopathicsmile]

update: the mock-charge in the mock-trial was piracy

they used to pretend to try each other for piracy

as a stress relief

[roachpatrol]

ok but it’s got to have been a lot of fun to be the pirate defense lawyer, for the pirate accused of piracy, to attempt to argue to the pirate judge, in front of a jury of pirate peers, that your client could not possibly be a pirate

[anony-mouse-writer]

‘sir, my client couldnt be a pirate, for everyone knows a pirate should know the basics of keeping a clean bunk’

‘oi!’

‘hush now, clients don’t talk’

[renmoldovan]

Iceland

Instagram

[rapidhighway]

oh, you're a perfectionist? name one thing you made that was perfect