terminally lovesick

Your favorite Yandere Advice Blog. All advice is purely fictional. 18+ Only

[nevercured]

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Goes by: Never

Age: 22. I will not interact with minors. Be respectful of that. If you are under 18, do not send letters.

Pronouns: He/Him

Purpose of the Blog: To provide Yandere relationship advice and content. I'll answer all your burning questions about Yandere Types, dating a Yandere and dating as a Yandere.

I'll answer everything I receive, but there a few exceptions. I also do not answer letters in order-- some responses/prompts take me longer to write.

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(Some of these links are broken and not reflecting all of the tags. If you know of a fix, please let me know.)

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Doting - Yandere who will shower you with praise in return for your worship and your undivided attention. The definition of a God complex.

Possessive - Yandere who will make you into their personal pet. You'll never have to make another decision in your life.

Silent - Yandere who will stalk you, obsess over you, and pin hundreds of pictures of your face all over their wall. They're always watching. Always.

Desperate - Yandere who will never let you go. They'll change their face, clothes, or personality to make you stay. They'll hold hostages if you threaten to leave. Your only escape is death, really.

Sadistic - Yandere who derives pleasure from the emotional/physical pain of you and those who interact with you. Known for their love of violence, torture, and manipulation tactics.

Disclaimer: All advice is purely fictional. It is not intended to be taken seriously or applied to real life. Advice letters are a creative and collaborative way to vent Yandere tendencies and desires. By sending an ask, you agree to these terms.

Taken Anons: 🥮 🥀 💗 ✅ 🍮 ♡ 👾 🐇 🌻 🤍 🦭 ❤️‍🩹 🧶 🪷 🌺 🪞

[obssessive]

[t3rmsandconditions]

if you love something, set it free ☺️

just implant a tracking device first 😘

[yanderex0]

you have some nerve to ignore me, darling

[sheizfearless]

[stepghost]

[nevercured]

I'm dying to know if you have notifications on for my blog or you just simply really like my posts

You liked one of them makes me really happy

- ✅

Dear ✅,

I'm very selective. I only like posts I very much enjoy. And I only follow blogs I very much enjoy. (My dash has been a bit bare lately, so I really need to go through and follow back a few blogs. It's long overdue.)

If I liked what you've written in the past, then I look forward to seeing more.

-Never🗡️

[nevercured]

Hey Never!!

I hope you’ve been doing well, but how have you been? You’ve gone MIA for a little while, so I think you’ve been cooped up with work. But still, remember to take care of yourself! Hydrate and take your meals regularly! :) How has your week been, anything interesting happen as of late? Feel free to chat about anything!! I for one, am pretty tuckered out with all the orientation programmes and socialising, but meeting my freshmen are great! :)

-🦭

Hey 🦭,

Good to hear from you again. You're correct-- I have terrible work-life balance. But anyone who follows the blog knows that already lol.

As for anything interesting... I finally got around to designing my new place. I decided to leave most of my old furniture behind when I moved cross-country, so I've had to re-buy everything. New bed, couch, etc. It's been satisfying for me to build furniture on the weekends/after work. I enjoy working with my hands.

My favorite piece of furniture I purchased is this black transforming ottoman. It has four different transformations-- it can be an ottoman, a chair, a lounger, or bed. Very functional and a great fabric. I also purchased a round coffee table with a faux marble top that compliments it quite well.

I've become a bit obsessed with interior design. I want everything I own to look perfect, whether that's a piece of furniture or a darling. I'm very particular about my space.

Hope you've been able to recoup since orientatientation. Thanks for the letter.

-Never🗡️

[nevercured]

You actually give me motivation to move to a different place if ever wanted to

If you can do it so can I right?

I wanna be near more malls. One of my favorite small town is like an hour away.

- ✅

Dear ✅,

That's an interesting desire. I haven't been to a mall since pre-pandemic. There's an abandoned one near my place I'd be interested in visiting, only two or three stores still open. An ideal place to hunt for lost little darlings.

One more thing: don't compare yourself to me, sweet anon. That's all you are.

-Never🗡️

[nevercured]

I’m tired of going to work everyday, wish you’d take me away from it all

I'd just put you to "work" for me-- and I can't say I'm the nicest employer.

Especially if I don't receive enough attention. 40 hours a week is not even close.

-Never🗡️

[nevercured]

Hello Never! I'm taking 🪞 anon!!

So... I wanted to have advice on a hard situation.

I have someone that I love dearly[not romantic!!] that would be conscidered a possessive and sadistic yandere(maybe even doting...?), and even if to me our bond is unclear; to him it is since apparently "he knew" for my obsession / FP link that I have with him, and doesn't seem to care much, even when asking for his boundaries he said that it was fine. I told him beforehand that I felt like he adopted me, and even if it wasn't a clear "yes", it was a positive reaction?? Plus to that, everyone in our circle feels like I'm his pet. Which I'm totally okay with.

I don't know what he REALLY feels, and it frustrates me so much!! But that isn't my main problem. (However I wouldn't mind some clear-up about this because he's driving me insane)

The thing is that he has a boyfriend. And in all honesty, I don't care in the most positive way ever. I even appreciate his boyfriend and I would hope they would both adopt me. But his boyfriend is also a possessive type (and maybe others??) to his boyfriend.

"You're mine and I'm yours"

Type of relationship. I'm glad for them, really! But I really feel in the way. I want to tell to my FP's boyfriend the truth, by respect and that I'd rather die by the truth than living in a lie and then die because everything gets known, but I don't really know how. I don't want to compete with him. Like I don't love my FP like he does. Not the same type of love nor obsession. Their eachother's theirs, but I only belong to my FP. I just want them to show me affection and to take care of me forever, nothing more. I'm just willing to do a lot just to make them happy that it goes obsessive. I don't have jealousy at all.

I hope you can help me!! Thanks!

Dear🪞,

It sounds like your FP is keeping you in the dark as far as his feelings on the matter. If he's a sadistic type it's likely an intentional choice. He enjoys making you wonder where you stand-- and if he is a doting type, he enjoys the attention that comes from having a "pet" always longing for his attention.

It sounds like you have a clear idea of what you want-- or at least you genuinely believe you do. You want them both to care about you, but they're caught up in each other and you've been pushed to the side. As far as whether you should tell your FP's boyfriend the truth, it's likely he already knows as a possessive type. Yet still, your desires are ignored and brushed off as unimportant.

If you truly hope to be his pet, then you need to come to terms with this. A good pet or darling, especially to a sadistic type, would learn to enjoy the abuse, to sit with those feelings and devote them entirely to their Yandere.

Is that what you want?

Or is what you want unimportant, pet?

-Never🗡️

[nevercured]

How liberating must it be to confess all your dirtiest secrets to me? I promise I won't think you're a bad person, darling. We both know I've thought far worse things.

[nevercured]

Hello Never,

I thought I'd try asking a fun question:

Yanderes are usually the ones that do the stalking, but what if they were on the receiving end? Would they be more perceptive than most or with their zero-in-on-a- single-target-mentality make them completly oblivious? How long do you think it would take you to notice.

p.s. your blog is a great read! and its been fun trying to see which yan sterotype I fall under

-Ella

Dear Ella,

Interesting question.

I can't imagine any Yandere being completely oblivious to such a thing. The zero-in-on-a-single-target mentality extends to the environment around their Darling as well.

For example, a doting Yandere might use their stalker as a tool to make their Darling jealous, while a silent Yandere, the most perceptive of them all, would notice straight away-- and likely find themselves irritated by the unwanted attention.

Thank you for the compliment.

-Never🗡️

[nevercured]

Yaay! You're finally back! I've missed you, Never.

-🪷

Hello 🪷,

I'm happy to be back. Looking forward to your letters.

-Never🗡️

[nevercured]

It's a relief to know your back!

I hope work hasn't been killing you

I missed you

- ✅

Hey ✅,

I enjoy my work, but in high-stress periods it saps all of my creative energy. The blog is a decent outlet, so I'm pleased to know my presence was missed.

-Never🗡️

[nevercured]

What gender are you attracted to?

F or F presenting

-Never🗡️

[nevercured]

I was just excited your inbox was open again and couldn't think of anything better. I'm sorry!

-the one who meowed at you :')

Hah, you're lucky I'm a cat person.

-Never🗡️