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Oil painting by Lizz Lopez
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 Sakura Endo by Minori Nakada for OVE Magazine â July 2018
Dracula Untold (2014, dir. Gary Shore)
reasons i havenât replied back:
- iâm socially exhausted - i donât have the time right now - i donât know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - iâm having a depressive episode and donât have the energy to socialise
not reasons i havenât replied back:
- iâm ignoring you just because - i hate you - iâm fed up with you - i donât want to be your friend anymore
Creatures of the night.
Fun fact... our earliest ideas of Western literature's "bloodsucking monsters" reflected the people's fears of the time: i.e. the anxiety around sexuality, homophobia, xenophobia, and racism of Victorian and imperialistic England. Dracula has explicitly homoerotic moments (deliberately to incite fear in the readers of the time) as well as scandalizing implications and images of oral sex; gender subversions, especially in a sexual manner, abound, and fear of having one's flesh "penetrated" by Dracula or the weird sisters' fangs and being corrupted by them is not subtle. It was also considered "scary" to British readers fresh from conflicts with colonized India that a "foreigner" like the Count could learn to speak English and "invade" their country by posing as one of them, stealing or seducing their women, turning their men gay, and also spreading "disease" (syphilis was rampant at the time), etc... The symbolism of Count Dracula needing to bring the very earth of his foreign country into his new house in England to disguise himself as a regular citizen (and then planning on doing the same to another house, then another, eventually taking over the whole country) can't be ignored.
And Carmilla, written 26 years before Dracula, is a lesbian vampire! So is Christabel's (1816) intruder, wherein a female vampire-like being slips into a woman's house to seduce her and most likely plans to assume the appearance and gender of her absent male lover in order to marry her! The Vampire, one of the first-ever known published vampire works (and written some 150 years before any of these others), depicts a male vampire threatening to steal into a good Christian maiden's bedroom in order to seduce her and teach her that "his ways" (aka the sexual liberation and kiss of the vampire) are superior to Christianity's teachings!
God-fearing Victorian England was like oooo so scary and corrupting!!, but it's no surprise we're like, UH YES PLEASE.
Point is: sex and sexuality have always been part of our understandings and depictions of vampires. Always, or at least since the 1700s, long before Dracula was ever written. Vampires have always represented sex (and fear of sex); they've also always been tied up with elements of homosexuality and queerness; race and foreignness; gender roles and their subversion, etc. All of the cultural and social prejudices that ran roughshod over the Western world at that time.
Romanticizing and humanizing vampires is a good thing. It shows that our society is moving away from the fears that Victorian England was so terrorized by; we are embracing the sexuality, queerness and homosexuality, foreignness and power that vampires represent. More than embracing, we are desiring these things, in characters as well as in our cultural landscapes! Our fears regarding this have turned to wants, and our romanticizing and humanizing of vampires reflects that. It's a good thing.
(Our fears are now reflected in other horror media, but that's a story for another time.)
TL;DR - ROMANTICIZE VAMPIRES!!! BE HORNY FOR THEM IF YOU WANT!!! It shows we are embracing what they stand for, and it's also literally what they've been about since they began appearing in popular media over 300 years ago... It's not like associating vampires with sex is weird, like people are just taking some horrifying creature that was never meant to be sexual and making it that way. Anyone who's like 'hurr they're meant to be scary because they drink blood so just be scared of them and stop desiring them' is only giving half a take, and it's a bad one at that. INTERACT WITH MEDIA HOW YOU LIKE*, AND ALSO, VAMPIRES + SEX/ROMANCE PRETTY MUCH GO HAND IN HAND AND ALWAYS HAVE.
*in a way that doesn't harm others!
vampire starters
as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns, lore, or anything else !
Human
âOh, bite me. Waitâdonât do that.â
âWoah, those are some freaky colored contacts/fake fangs/fake bloodstains.â
âIs that why youâve always been soâŠweird?â
âIâm not afraid of you.â
âYou got a little something on your face thereâŠand hands, and..oh gosh..â
âSoâŠhow old are you?â
Turning
âWhatâs happening to me?!â
âDid you justâŠbite me?â
âThis..hurtsâŠâ
âGet away from me!â
âI feelâŠweirdly strongerâŠâ
Newly Turned
âIâm still not used to thisâŠâ
âBeing immortal sounds pretty cool.â
âAm I supposed toâŠkill things?â
âI want cool vampire powers.â
âI canât believe this actually happened to me.â
âI have so many questions.â
Born a Vampire
âDrinking blood isnât weird for me.â
âWe watch Dracula to make fun of how dumb humans are.â
âYou donât have to drink human blood, dumbass.â
âSomeone around here should show you the ropes.â
âIâm actually not that old.â
Ancient
âIâve lived through hundreds of generations.â
âDoritos are the greatest invention in the history of time.â
âSo many people have died in front of my eyes.â
âThereâs no such thing as âthe good old daysâ. Every time sucks.â
âI wish I could be with you forever.â /Â âI canât wait until your ass dies.â
Lore
âI donât sleep in a coffin.â /Â âI sleep on silk sheets.â
âNo, we donât turn into bats.â
âAre you checking to see if I sparkle? Because I do, with my shining personality.â
âMost of the crap in movies isnât true.â
âIâd stay away from anyone that smelled like garlic. So would you, if youâre a reasonable person.â
Hungry
âNo matter how much I eat, itâs never enough.â
âYouâre bleedingâŠâ
âGo. Now. Before I-â
âEveryoneâs blood smells different. Yours smells like chocolate/dog shit/cheese fries.â
âI shouldnât have waited this longâŠâ
So itâs been established that vampires can tell a personâs blood type. But can vampires determine.... like, blood alcohol count?
Just *sip* âoh you should not have been driving my dudeâ
@anmcrtist whatâs your take on this
Vampire: *sips blood*
Vampire: *pushes you out of the seat* Move over, bitch, youâre too drunk for this shit.
Vampire designated driver
me: cruising down 505, minding my own business
also me: checks rear-view mirror to see a drunk dude in the passenger seat with nobody in the driver's seat