NY Gremlin

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[boxheadpaint]

[catchymemes]

[a-cat-in-a-funky-hat]

I work in a kitchen. We are always told to not just stand around, that’s rule number one. Even if something’s on the stove, usually you can do something else while you wait for it.

EXCEPT

If it’s milk. “You stand right there and watch over it, do NOT leave.”

What’s even better is if you’re forced to leave because you need something from the fridge or something. So you dash into the back and get it and if someone wants to ask you something you just go “MILK! ON THE STOVE!” and everyone jumps out of your way and goes “oh shit, run!!!”

It’s the funniest thing I’ve ever encountered at work

[justlookatthosesausages]

In French we literally have an old saying, “I have milk on the fire” to say “I’m very busy at the moment” 

[61below]

[fallout-lou-begas]

(trying to vent but has too big of a following to get into any genuinely vulnerable specifics) there is a sadness that overtakes me at times

[saloongirls]

sign at the crossroads in nutt, new mexico, taken 1982 | steve fitch

[eridan-ampora]

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

[eridan-ampora]

^ just found the dodge button

[thememedaddy]

[batsandboba]

@munnchausenzip i can't lie, it goes hard (x) (x)

[thebluefuzzyone]

[photos-of-space]

Strait of Gibraltar seen from Low Earth Orbit

[fuckyeahanarchistposters]

Anti-racist poster designed by Rafeal Pereira

[gooselycharm]

rancid vibes are off the charts and im LOVING EVERY MINUTE OF IT!!!!!!!!

[skullebesta]

ermm

[eggwishing]

I like dragon susie

[pixiishi]

a mirror. your friends smile warmly behind you.

[nikoco11]

thought this was cute ^^

[pmamtraveller]

By Fernando Cidoncha

[amietita]

been watching too many toph fan edits, i love her so much