[headstudents]

Harry Potter + quotes: Hermione Granger in The Order of the Phoenix

[jesperfahey]

this harry potter and hamilton mashup thread will make your life

[lbardugo-deactivated20210617]

Unwillingly charmed. 

[userboxer]

[neverlandsongbird]

Hufflepuff: You don't wanna mess with me I cry easily.

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[lupins-archive-deactivated20181]

“What a beautiful thing it is to be able to stand tall and say, ‘I fell apart but I survived.’” [x].

[thejilyship]

what’s the most disturbing HP fanfiction you’ve ever read?

[maraudersgetrekt]

The cursed child

[marauders70s]

See at first I was going to laugh but honestly it is the worst fanfic I’ve ever read because it directly contradicts so many of the characterizations directly from the canon books and it fits the definition of fanfiction. Please realize that an adult male theatre scriptwriter is worse at fanfiction than most 14 and 15 year old writers out there. Maybe that should boost everyone’s confidence a little. 

[harrypotterfandomunite]

Cursed child hands down

[wylansvaneck]

the saddest death in harry potter is my respect for jk rowling

[branstark]

happy slytherin pride day!

[jaspersboy]

Trump is angry at NBC News for using this photo of him, so please don’t use this enhanced, enlarged version of it for anything.

Trump Reportedly Discusses “Reset” and Unflattering Double Chin Photos During Media Meeting

[jaspersboy]

[slipperygal-deactivated20181221]

I will never share these.

[tap-shoes]

Pass these around to make sure everyone knows which ones not to pass around

[cubbybangbang]

Under no circumstances reblog this. It is forbidden.

[nawtinuddy]

Oops fingers slipped!

[shitthehousessay]

I kept all the promises I intended to keep.

Slytherin (via shitthehousessay)

[stormwaterwitch]

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

[dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021]

[aredhels]

We’re not bad people. We’re like our emblem, the snake: sleek, powerful, and frequently misunderstood.

[fanonical]

tbh no burn can ever be sicker than mcgonagall telling ron and harry she’ll turn one of them into a watch so at least the other one will be on time

[neverlandsongbird]

Slytherin: My theme song today has been internal screaming, sometimes to the tune of Beyoncé.

[liarwithleatherjacket]

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children [Mean Girls Edition]

[lilpieceofmyworld]

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

…Can anyone else picture Narcissa telling Draco this