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50 Prompts with Little One

Little one jumping in puddles wearing rain boots.

Shopping for nursery furniture for little one.

Holding the little one for the first time.

Being immensely proud when little one takes their first steps alone.

Little one’s first reaction to seeing/feeling snow.

Singing nursery rhymes to get little one to sleep.

Finger painting with little one.

Little one getting food all over their face.

Going on a walk together with little one.

Little one coming to sleep with you after having a bad dream.

Picking out little one’s first Halloween costume.

Little one’s first birthday.

Keeping little one from trying to eat crayons.

Little one’s first trip to the zoo or aquarium.

Showing little one a lightning bug for the first time.

Little one sticking their toes in their mouth.

Little one pulling on your hair with surprising strength.

Helping little one go down a slide at the park.

Little one needing an emergency bath.

Tickling little one’s chubby thighs until they laugh.

Singing songs and rocking little one to sleep.

Reading a book with little one on your lap.

Having to show little one that the food tastes good by having some too.

Playing airplane/train to get little one to open their mouth and take a bite of food.

Little one chasing after bubbles to pop them.

Playing peek-a-boo with little one.

Little one snuggling with a stuffed animal.

Playing “This Little Piggy” on little one’s toes.

Having little one help mix cookie dough.

Little one eating a slice of fruit and getting juice all down their chin.

Kissing little one where they got hurt to make the pain go away.

Little one stripping their clothes and running around in their diaper.

Waking up to little one crying out in their sleep.

Little one biting everything they can stick in their mouth as they teethe.

Little one sticking pretzel sticks up their nose.

Little one leaving sticky fingerprints on everything they touch.

Having little one help flip pancakes.

Giving little one a raspberry on their tummy after changing their diaper.

Watching little one go in and out of the kiddie pool.

Little one pointing out colors and shapes that they recognize.

Having little one wear their first formal wear.

Little one drifting off to sleep with a smile on their face.

Little one settling down after you finally figure out what they need.

Choosing little one’s name together.

Watching little one attempt to blow the seeds off a dandelion.

Little one getting in a laughing kick where everything is funny.

The first time little one picks their own outfit.

Little one chasing down the pet to rest their head on them and hold them tight.

Being unable to stay mad at little one when they give you puppy dog eyes.

Little one playing dress up with a grown-up set of shoes.

[txemrn]

@burnsoslow after seeing that precious commission, I need some drabbles of these. 😍 @sfb123 you, too, with Uncle Drake! 🥰

[sfb123]

I just got a new blender, so I’m sitting here drinking milkshakes and writing. Hit me up with some Uncle Drake prompts (I will also accept them Liam/Riley since, you know, Eleanor is their kid and all. Just let me know which one you’re requesting for).

Cheers!

[darley1101]

Omg this list is adorable!

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23 dialogue prompts for angsty break ups

requested by anonymous [the OC is breaking up with their love even though they really don’t want but it’s to protect them from something/someone]

“you should know that i love you, and that i always will.”

“a broken heart is a small price to pay when you’re not the one who has to pay it.”

“just tell me it was worth it. tell me my love was worth it.”

“i lost it all for a [person] who didn’t love me.”

“i’m doing this to protect you.” “don’t.”

“i grew to discover that love simply won’t always be enough. but that doesn’t mean your love wasn’t enough, or that you weren’t loved. you were. you’ll always be.” “just not in the way i love you.” “no.”

“i’m sorry. i wish things were different, i really do.”

“i have to do this. it’s what’s right, for the both of us.” “you don’t get to decide what’s right for me.”

‘‘i did this to you, to us. and if i could take it all back, i would.’‘ 

“i loved you. i always will. until my last dying breath.”

“does that mean it’s over?” “it’s over.”

“i love you. i’ll always love you. but i’m choosing to let you go.”

“we can’t be together. it’s dangerous. you understand that, right?”

“i can’t do this without you.” “you can, and you will. because there’s no us anymore, not if it means putting your life at risk.”

“i stayed by your side, through everything. remember that, [name of character].”

“i’m sorry. i’m so sorry. i never meant to hurt you.”

“how could you do this to me?”

“you can’t claim to love someone and then do what you did.”

“where does your heart go to sleep at night? because it’s not with me.”

“you’re still thinking about it, you and i. the future we could have had together.”

“you promised me forever, and now you’re going to give all if that up? all because you’re worried something is going to happen to me? that is not how we’re supposed to do things. we’re supposed to fight, we’re supposed to protect each other.”

“i couldn’t leave without saying goodbye.”

“you said you wouldn’t break my heart. and that’s exactly what you did.”

[drakewalkerfantasy]

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#100 Dialogue Prompts to Make a Reader Swoon... (Okay maybe not all of them)

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Prompt List #1

A/N: phew finally finished my first prompt list. a vast majority of these are my own but there are a few that I found online/was inspired by.

Prompt List #2

Fluff

“Is that my shirt?” “You mean our shirt?”

“It’s you, it always has been.”

“You’re everything I could’ve wanted and more.”

“Kiss me.”

“Home stopped being a place when you entered my life.” 

“You should probably go home.” “But I’m already home.”

“You’re an idiot.” “But you love me.”

“I’d do anything for you.” 

“You took all the pillows so I’m using you as one.”

“Stop moving and let me braid your hair.”

“I’m so proud of you.” 

“Could you say that again?” “Were you not listening?” “No I was, I just like hearing your voice.”

“I didn’t think it was possible to love someone this much.”

“You are my family.”

“I’m right here.”

“Can you just please hold me?” 

“I’m pretty sure (you’re/she’s/he’s/they’re) my soulmate”

“You come here often?” “Well considering I work here, yes.”

“You know, I think my (mother/father/parents) would be proud if I brought (you/her/him/them) home.” 

“I just want to see you happy.”

“I haven’t seen (her/him/them) smile like that in ages.” 

“You made me a better person. Thank you.” 

“I’d rather live in the woods with you than in a mansion with some (girl/boy/person) I barely know.”

“This reminded me of you.” 

“Your hair is really soft.”

“You’re really warm.”

“Are you blushing?”

“Can I stay here tonight?”

“Because I love you.”

“I’ve been in-love with you since we were kids.”

“I’m never going to leave you. I promise.”

“Make a wish!”

“I love seeing you smile.”

“Why are you wearing my sweater?” “Because it smells like you.”

“I just want to be there for you.”

“I couldn’t get you out of my mind.”

“You’re just a softie.”

“You owe me.” “Fine, whatever you like.”

“You’re safe now, I’m here.”

“Why are you scared of loving?”

“You are crushing me right now.”

“Darling I love you and all, but please step out fo the kitchen.”

“I love you.”

“You’re an idiot.” “But I am your idiot.”

“Take my hand. Just trust me.”

“You’re hurt. Please just let heal it.”

“At least let me clean it.”

“I told you to take care of yourself.”

“You’re the only thing that matters.”

“Stay.”

Angst

“I’m leaving.” “Of course you are, that’s all you know how to do.”

“You started drinking again, didn’t you?” 

“You promised you’d stop drinking.” “And you promised you wouldn’t hurt me!″

“But it’s my fault right?”

“I don’t want to feel this. I want to be numb again.”

“You’re lying to me again. Why can’t you just tell me the truth for once?” 

“I love you.” “No you don’t” 

“I can’t lose you.” “You already did.”

“Did it mean anything to you? Did I mean anything to you?”

“How was I such an idiot, to believe that you, out of all people, could ever love me?”  

“I loved you.” “Then why did you let (her/him/them) get in between us?”

“Maybe they were right, you never did change.” 

“This is all in my head. It’s all happening in my head.”

“Don’t you dare walk away from this!” 

“What gives you the right to just waltz back into my life after all the pain you’ve caused.”

“You’ve changed.”

“You win, happy?”

“Any other lies left to tell me?”

“Why did you wait until I moved on?”

“Don’t look at me like that.” “Like what?” “Like you still love me.”

“Its (her/him/them), isn’t it?”

“It’s always been (her/him/them).”

“When did you stop loving me?”

“Let me go.”

“You’re not you.”

“I miss the old you.”

“What happened to their happily ever after?” “Not all love stories get a happily ever after, sometimes it’s just once upon a time.” 

“Move out of my way before I make you.”

“You deserve better.”

“I risked my life for you.”

“I never would’ve thought (she/he/they)’d end up with someone else.”

“They were perfect for each other.”

“I was happier with you.”

“I would’ve done anything for you.”

“I loved you. I loved you so so much but you hurt me.” 

“They warned me about this.” “About what?” “You.” 

“Lie to me. I don’t care what you say, just lie to me. Make me feel okay again.” 

“You broke me.”

“You just threw four years of friendship out the window.”

“Hasn’t this addiction done enough damage already?”

“Sorry doesn’t fix everything.”

“You promised.”

“I don’t need help! I need an end to this pain.”

“What am I in your life? Because as of lately I feel as though I’ve been nothing to you.”

“Leave.”

“I can’t keep playing pretend.”

“You deserve so much better.”

“Give me one reason why I shouldn’t leave.”

“I wish we never met.”

“I’m sorry I’m not enough for you.”

General

“I love you.” “Tell me that when you’re sober.” 

“It’s pouring rain why are you here?”

“I love you.” “You shouldn’t.”

“Where are you?”

“What happened?”

“Have you been taking care of yourself?”

“Is that blood?” “Yes but that doesn’t matter right now, what does matter is-” “You are literally bleeding.”

“Is that my book?”

“Are they dead?”

“You want to play pretend? Well two can play at that game.”

“Did you know that you talk in your sleep?”

“Come back to bed. Please.” 

“You’re who they warned me about.” 

“Come back.”

“You should’ve listened to me.”

“I haven’t seen you in days.” 

“Are you jealous?”

“Cheers, I’ll drink to that.” “You drink to everything.” “Cheers!”

“Why is there a deer in the room?” 

“Is that vodka? At 7 in the morning?”

“It’s not my choice.”

“Can we take this home?”

“Hey, look at me. Focus on me alright?” 

“I haven’t seen (her/him/them) smile in months.”

“(She/he/they) don’t belong with (her/him/them)!” “Than who do(es) (she/he/they) belong with?” “…..with me.”

“Come home.”

“I hope you’re happy.”

“They don’t need to know.”

“I made this for you.”

“Why is arson always your first answer?”

“Is this really the time for jokes?” 

“You always do this.” 

“Wake me up when it’s over.” 

“You look happy.” 

“I’m sorry, do I know you?” 

“Why can’t I get you out of my head?”

“Do you want that?”

“Don’t let go.” 

“Just let me stay.”

“Can I at least tell my side of the story?” 

“Do you trust me?” 

“Are you flirting with me?”

“Is the weight of your sins too heavy?”

“Just let me see (her/him/them) one last time. Please.”

“Are you afraid to die?”

“Are they really ‘just a friend’?”

“I wasn’t lying when i told you that I loved you.”

“I won’t hurt you.”

“Have you been sleeping?”

“I didn’t know where else to go.”

[darley1101]

Stuck in a car. Willing to do 5 drabbles. Any characters.

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Prompt List #2

A/N: While a majority of these are mine there are a few I have found online/was inspired by

Prompt List #1

Fluff

“I’ve learnt to love you.”

“They’re good for each-other.” 

“(She/he/they) don’t compare to you. No one does.”

“Shut up and hold me.”

“I’m not leaving. Ever.”

“I promised to love you forever.”

“You’ll find your way back to me, I know you will.”

“I’ll take care of you.”

“Can you sing that song for me again?”

“I don’t know if you know this but, I love you.”

“I know it’s 2 in the morning but do you want to…” 

“It looks good on you.” 

“You’re the reason I’m still here.”

“I love you and all but…” 

“You saved me.”

“Would you like to stay?” 

“I’ll take the couch.” 

“I’m quite comfortable here.”

“How did I manage to get you.” 

“Maybe I’m just lucky.”

“It’s us agaisnt the world.”

“Are you hurt? What happened?”

“You fainted, are you alright?”

“What do you remember?”

“I think (she/he/they/I) rubbed off on you.”

“Don’t let go.”

“I promise.”

“Am I dreaming?”

“I don’t want to wake up.”

“Find me again.”

“Don’t forget me.”

“Well it’s a good thing I don’t plan on doing that.”

“Please don’t say goodbye.”

“I wish we didn’t we have to say goodbye.”

“You didn’t think you’d be able to get rid of me just yet did you?”

“Because I fell for you, isn’t it obvious?” 

“I could never get tired of you.”

“Are you alright?” “I will be.”

“No you don’t understand, I have to get back!”

“I’m not your princess.” 

“You say you hate it but your red face is telling me otherwise.” 

“For (her/him/them), (I’ll do) anything.”

“(She’s/he’s/they’re) worth the wait.”

“I can be your reason why.” 

“This is not what I meant when I told you to fall for me.” 

“I don’t know if I want to yell at you or kiss you.”

“Is it that hard to believe that I love you?”

“Stop flirting with me, I’m not going to fall for it.”

“Is somebody jealous?”

“Can you quit being sappy for five seconds?”

Angst

“Why does it sound like you’re saying goodbye?” 

“It’s always a losing game with you.”

“If it means anything, I love you.”

“I must’ve loved (her/him/them) a lot.”

“You’re in-love with somebody else.”

“(She/he/they/I) lost (her/his/their/my) soulmate.”

“It wasn’t supposed to end this way.” 

“I’ve moved on.”

“This isn’t the person I fell in-love with.”

“It doesn’t matter unless I’m their last right?”

“Why are you still fighting?”

“You were the one who walked out, not me.”

“Please don’t make me choose.”

“You’re choosing (her/him/them) over me?”

“You don’t get to call me that.”

“You lost the right when you walked out of my life.”

“What happened to forever?”

“Don’t you remember me?”

“Would you have said yes?”

“Please don’t make me choose.”

“You can’t just act like nothings wrong when it isn’t!”

“You’re with me for a reason, right?”

“Why would (I/she/he) fall for someone else?”

“I haven’t seen you in months.”

“You’ll always be a friend.”

“Did you love me (me/her/him/them)?”

“I’m sorry.” “For what?” “Everything.”

“I’ll see you soon, I promise.”

“You have to let me go.”

“It’s all in my head. This isn’t actually happening, you’re not real!”

“Look me in the eyes and repeat what you just said.”

“Why are you letting (her/him/them/me) do this to you?” “Because I love (her/him/them/you).”

“Would you do the same for me?”

“What happened to all of our promises?”

“This was our forever.”

“Don’t tell me to calm down!”

“It’s been years, can’t you just give me a chance.”

“I’m not ready to get hurt again.” 

“Because I know when I open my eyes this will all turn out to be a dream and I’ll lose you again.”

“I’m not ready to lose you.”

“No, not again. Please!”

“You just had to go and ruin everything.”

“Why do we have to keep hiding? I’m tired of being kept a secret.” 

“You know this means nothing right?”

“It’s not my fault you believe(d) everything I (say/said).”

“You promised forever.”

“Why is it so hard for you to believe me?”

“Wake up! Please don’t do this to me.” 

“Why did you have to go and fall in love with me?” 

“I shouldn’t still be in love with you.” 

General

“I still find myself falling asleep with you on my mind.”

“Do you not remember me?”

“I thought you said wouldn’t fall in-love.” 

“(She’s/he’s/they’re) just a friend.” “We used to be friends to be ‘just friends’ too.”

“I’d never fall in-love.”

“I’ll wait for you.” 

“Just take my hand.”

“You’re weak.”

“Was that part of the bet?”

“At least I kept my promises.”

“Take me back.”

“I need (her/him/them).” 

“Do you miss me?”

“What happened to us?”

“People say I’m heartless.”

“Another nightmare?”

“Are you afraid of me?”

“Is that a threat?”

“Hold onto me.”

“I have nothing.”

“It’s killing you.”

“Maybe you should give up.” 

“I’m tired of running.”

“(She/he/they) changed (her/his/their) world.”

“Just like we promised.”

“I can’t leave.”

“You’re a bad liar did you know?” 

“I could’ve helped.”

“I never wanted any of this.”

“Only you.” 

“Come home.”

“I’ll see you when I get back.”

“Just say the word.”

“Well, I can scratch that off my bucket list.”

“We really shouldn’t be doing this…”

“Do you trust me?” “No.”

“It was your idea!”

“What happened to your face?”

“All you had to do was ask.” 

“I don’t like you.” 

“I haven’t seen you in months.”

“Why is it always you?”

“Don’t let go.”

“Who said I ever stopped?”

“Get out of my head.”

“You flinched.”

“Is it worth it? Risking everything just for a chance.”

“I did it again, didn’t I?”

“I’m not going to fight you.”

“Every time I think I’m close to finally figuring you out you end up surprising me.”

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Prompt List #1

A/N: phew finally finished my first prompt list. a vast majority of these are my own but there are a few that I found online/was inspired by.

Prompt List #2

Fluff

“Is that my shirt?” “You mean our shirt?”

“It’s you, it always has been.”

“You’re everything I could’ve wanted and more.”

“Kiss me.”

“Home stopped being a place when you entered my life.” 

“You should probably go home.” “But I’m already home.”

“You’re an idiot.” “But you love me.”

“I’d do anything for you.” 

“You took all the pillows so I’m using you as one.”

“Stop moving and let me braid your hair.”

“I’m so proud of you.” 

“Could you say that again?” “Were you not listening?” “No I was, I just like hearing your voice.”

“I didn’t think it was possible to love someone this much.”

“You are my family.”

“I’m right here.”

“Can you just please hold me?” 

“I’m pretty sure (you’re/she’s/he’s/they’re) my soulmate”

“You come here often?” “Well considering I work here, yes.”

“You know, I think my (mother/father/parents) would be proud if I brought (you/her/him/them) home.” 

“I just want to see you happy.”

“I haven’t seen (her/him/them) smile like that in ages.” 

“You made me a better person. Thank you.” 

“I’d rather live in the woods with you than in a mansion with some (girl/boy/person) I barely know.”

“This reminded me of you.” 

“Your hair is really soft.”

“You’re really warm.”

“Are you blushing?”

“Can I stay here tonight?”

“Because I love you.”

“I’ve been in-love with you since we were kids.”

“I’m never going to leave you. I promise.”

“Make a wish!”

“I love seeing you smile.”

“Why are you wearing my sweater?” “Because it smells like you.”

“I just want to be there for you.”

“I couldn’t get you out of my mind.”

“You’re just a softie.”

“You owe me.” “Fine, whatever you like.”

“You’re safe now, I’m here.”

“Why are you scared of loving?”

“You are crushing me right now.”

“Darling I love you and all, but please step out fo the kitchen.”

“I love you.”

“You’re an idiot.” “But I am your idiot.”

“Take my hand. Just trust me.”

“You’re hurt. Please just let heal it.”

“At least let me clean it.”

“I told you to take care of yourself.”

“You’re the only thing that matters.”

“Stay.”

Angst

“I’m leaving.” “Of course you are, that’s all you know how to do.”

“You started drinking again, didn’t you?” 

“You promised you’d stop drinking.” “And you promised you wouldn’t hurt me!″

“But it’s my fault right?”

“I don’t want to feel this. I want to be numb again.”

“You’re lying to me again. Why can’t you just tell me the truth for once?” 

“I love you.” “No you don’t” 

“I can’t lose you.” “You already did.”

“Did it mean anything to you? Did I mean anything to you?”

“How was I such an idiot, to believe that you, out of all people, could ever love me?”  

“I loved you.” “Then why did you let (her/him/them) get in between us?”

“Maybe they were right, you never did change.” 

“This is all in my head. It’s all happening in my head.”

“Don’t you dare walk away from this!” 

“What gives you the right to just waltz back into my life after all the pain you’ve caused.”

“You’ve changed.”

“You win, happy?”

“Any other lies left to tell me?”

“Why did you wait until I moved on?”

“Don’t look at me like that.” “Like what?” “Like you still love me.”

“Its (her/him/them), isn’t it?”

“It’s always been (her/him/them).”

“When did you stop loving me?”

“Let me go.”

“You’re not you.”

“I miss the old you.”

“What happened to their happily ever after?” “Not all love stories get a happily ever after, sometimes it’s just once upon a time.” 

“Move out of my way before I make you.”

“You deserve better.”

“I risked my life for you.”

“I never would’ve thought (she/he/they)’d end up with someone else.”

“They were perfect for each other.”

“I was happier with you.”

“I would’ve done anything for you.”

“I loved you. I loved you so so much but you hurt me.” 

“They warned me about this.” “About what?” “You.” 

“Lie to me. I don’t care what you say, just lie to me. Make me feel okay again.” 

“You broke me.”

“You just threw four years of friendship out the window.”

“Hasn’t this addiction done enough damage already?”

“Sorry doesn’t fix everything.”

“You promised.”

“I don’t need help! I need an end to this pain.”

“What am I in your life? Because as of lately I feel as though I’ve been nothing to you.”

“Leave.”

“I can’t keep playing pretend.”

“You deserve so much better.”

“Give me one reason why I shouldn’t leave.”

“I wish we never met.”

“I’m sorry I’m not enough for you.”

General

“I love you.” “Tell me that when you’re sober.” 

“It’s pouring rain why are you here?”

“I love you.” “You shouldn’t.”

“Where are you?”

“What happened?”

“Have you been taking care of yourself?”

“Is that blood?” “Yes but that doesn’t matter right now, what does matter is-” “You are literally bleeding.”

“Is that my book?”

“Are they dead?”

“You want to play pretend? Well two can play at that game.”

“Did you know that you talk in your sleep?”

“Come back to bed. Please.” 

“You’re who they warned me about.” 

“Come back.”

“You should’ve listened to me.”

“I haven’t seen you in days.” 

“Are you jealous?”

“Cheers, I’ll drink to that.” “You drink to everything.” “Cheers!”

“Why is there a deer in the room?” 

“Is that vodka? At 7 in the morning?”

“It’s not my choice.”

“Can we take this home?”

“Hey, look at me. Focus on me alright?” 

“I haven’t seen (her/him/them) smile in months.”

“(She/he/they) don’t belong with (her/him/them)!” “Than who do(es) (she/he/they) belong with?” “…..with me.”

“Come home.”

“I hope you’re happy.”

“They don’t need to know.”

“I made this for you.”

“Why is arson always your first answer?”

“Is this really the time for jokes?” 

“You always do this.” 

“Wake me up when it’s over.” 

“You look happy.” 

“I’m sorry, do I know you?” 

“Why can’t I get you out of my head?”

“Do you want that?”

“Don’t let go.” 

“Just let me stay.”

“Can I at least tell my side of the story?” 

“Do you trust me?” 

“Are you flirting with me?”

“Is the weight of your sins too heavy?”

“Just let me see (her/him/them) one last time. Please.”

“Are you afraid to die?”

“Are they really ‘just a friend’?”

“I wasn’t lying when i told you that I loved you.”

“I won’t hurt you.”

“Have you been sleeping?”

“I didn’t know where else to go.”

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Themed Prompt List: Strangers

1- Meeting someone’s eyes, from across a crowded room

2- A brief smile from a passing stranger

3- Unexpectedly deep conversations, with a person whose name you don’t know

4- Accidentally meeting each other’s eyes, as you both try not to laugh

5- Sharing a moment of peace with a complete stranger.

6- A silent glance of mutual understanding

7- Comfort from a stranger, in a moment of vulnerability

8- Getting caught in the rain with a familiar stranger

9- A helpful stranger, their warm touch seeming to linger long after you’ve parted ways

10- You pass by each other, everyday, but today you speak for the first time

11- A stranger with an unforgettable smile

12- Words left unspoken, and glances that say it all, anyway

13- Hearing their name for the first time

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8K Milestone Prompt List

Dudes, thank you so much for still following me and to the new followers who actually like my blog. Here’s a random ass prompt list. As usual, no need for credit, but it is appreciated. There’s only 10 because I am Very Lazy.

“I knew I loved you the moment I saw you.”

“A smile that lights up an entire stadium, eyes that pull me back to earth.”

“I need you to be safe. That’s all I ask for. Can’t you do that? For me, please. Be safe.”

 "You’re such a buzzkill.“ 

“I’m always terrified. I act like I’m brave, but I’m not.” 

"I get very uncomfortable when people cry in front of me." 

“That’s such a ‘you’ thing to do.” 

“If you walk out that door, you’re dead to me.” 

“Well, this just got very uncomfortable.” 

“Oh, please. Don’t act like you actually care!” 

[i-m-w-a-i-i-i-t-i-n-g]

1. “I can’t sweetheart. You’re drunk, it’s not right”

2. “Do you want to join me for a scenic ride to the middle of nowhere?”

3. “Shit, this is getting really gay, I know I’ll just- Wait I am gay”

4. “No, no it’s alright. Come here”

5. “Why is your mirror covered?”

6. “You drive me crazy”

7. “It’s pretty big, isn’t it?”

8. “Fun fact about voodoo, can’t conjure a thing for myself” 

9. “You said his name in your sleep again”

10. “No gun required” 

11. “Grenades are oh so underrated”

12. “You’re the only one I trust with her”

13. “We are but servants”

14. “Either you get rid of him or I quit!”

15. “If you were a little more confident sweetheart, you could take over the fucking world”

16. “I can’t have you”

17. “Oh, threatening me now are you?”

18. “You’re a lot smaller than you sound”

19. “I’ve been doing a lot of thinking and the thing is, I love you”

20. “It sounds like he sucks, I would totally kill that guy for you”

21. “I love you, you enormously sstubborn pain in the ass”

22. “Sorry, I saw a hot guy and got distracted”

23. “I violently dislike you”

24. “I can feel the disapproving look from across the room”

25. “You know you would miss me if I were gone. Who else would let you complain to them as long as I have?”

26. “You’re going to pretend you didn’t just say you love me? Really?”

27. “He’s gonna catch feelings for you”

28. “Isn’t it a beautiful day to create some chaos?”

29. “You’re soaked!”

30. “I need to invest in a sombrero”

31. “This used to be my favourite part”

32. “I wasn’t feeling up for company but I’ll make you an exception”

33. “Why did you kiss me?”

34. “So what’s this about me having a pretty bottom lip?”

35. “A masked villain? Really? Well why don’t we just call up Scooby-Doo and the gang?”

36. “You don’t understand how difficult it is to makeout with someone while handcuffed to them”

37. “I know you’re planning something.You have this look like you know I’m going to hate it too”

38. “Why didn’t you run away? Why did you have to come back for me?”

39. “Stop digging into my secrets. There’s good reason why I haven’t told you yet”

40. “Anything else. You coul have done anything else”

41. “I might not condone violence but I think severe annoyance is more than justified”

42. “If you’re scared, just be scarier than whatever is scaring you”

43. “Do not worry about the demon”

44. “I’ve been keeping an eye on you, you know”

45. “Stealth is not my strong suit okay? You want quiet, you find someone who can do that”

46. “I think you’re an asshole and I hate you”

47. “Long night? You’re covered in blood”

48. “I got a rock”

49. “For a moment there I actually thought you were gonna shoot me”

50. “It’s not my fault I fell in love. You tripped me!”

[i-m-w-a-i-i-i-t-i-n-g]

1. “Real love doesn’t meet you at your best, it meets you in your mess”

2. “You’re hiding under the blanket because you’re blushing?”

3. “I accept chaos”

4. “I’ve missed this”

5. “No one believes me when I tell them I’m capable of defending myself”

6. “Mate even I can’t help you out of this one, you fucked up”

7. “It’s cool, everyone in here’s seen me in my underwear anyway”

8. “I got the job!”

9. “There was an incident. I just wanted to fix him”

10. “I think you’d be safer here with the others”

11. “I get productive when I’m nervous”

12. “The extreme always seems to make an impression”

13. “Forget it X, I’m not going”

14. “I can’t stand him, so I guess I’ll have to sleep with him”

15. “I don’t know man but being high is the only reasonable explanation”

16. “Sorry, I got a bit excited to see you”

17. “There is one your heart must find room for”

18. “I’ve never had someone treat me the way you do”

19. “You find me lacking in those qualities?”

20. “You snuck into my room at 4am to cuddle?”

21. “Just let me cry”

22. “Don’t stop looking at me. Don’t you fucking look away”

23. “I need a break from my own thoughts”

24. “You kissed my boyfriend?!”

25. “Dude why are you going through all this trouble for one chick?”

26. “There was some issues, they’ve been resolved”

27. “Dammit X, I told you I was busy this weekend”

28. “Those words would never pass my lips”

29. “Goodbyes are hard. I’d rather not have them”

30. “Look I’m not going and that’s that!”

31. “Look who’s here! Afraid I’d leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?”

32. “What’s your damage sweetheart?”

33. “I wanna smack you”

34. “Guess the big secret’s out now, huh?”

35. “Do I get to say thank you this time?”

36. “This changes nothing”

37. “She quite clearly doesn’t want you”

38. “You need to release yourself from the guilt you’ve been carrying in your head”

39. “Okay, that’s a little strange”

40. “You could fight me but you could also kiss me” 

41. “Are you ever gonna tell her?”

42. “I don’t know why you’re complaining. I would have punched you”

43. “How swiftly you dismiss our love”

44. “Why shouldn’t I be so reckless? You’re reckless all the bloody time”

45. “She’s like a ticking time bomb. You need to get her out of here”

46. “I am one of them!”

47. “That bad a day, huh?”

48. “I can’t believe you”

49. “Everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!”

50. “There is something strange going on between the two of you. I don’t know what it is. I don’t think I want to know what it is”

[i-m-w-a-i-i-i-t-i-n-g]

1. “If you say that one more time, I’m going to break up with you!”

2. “It’s hardly my fault you weren’t listening”

3. “I can’t tell how you how happy it makes me to see you all like this. You look awful”

4. “X you’ve gotta come quick!”

5. “I should like to give you a kiss”

6. “There are good memories I’m too afraid to touch”

7. “Bad things happen and you can’t do anything about them”

8. “Are you planning to stay glued to my side the whole day?”

9. “You act tough but I know it’s just a front. You’re a softie”

10. “I never needed you to make me like me”

11. “Would you like to have your turn yelling at me too?”

12. “You’ve been gone a while and I’m feeling funny”

13. “I suppose I can’t deny you’ve been a big help. Alright you can stick around but only for a bit”

14. “You must’ve been holding that back for a long time”

15. “What’s so special about this girl, huh?”

16. “Is this the part where I kiss you?”

17. “The more I talk to you, the more I want you and I obviously can’t have you”

18. “Forever is a long time to wait for something”

19. “Sometimes I forget how beautiful you are and when I turn to look I get momentarily stunned”

20. “The drunk voicemail at 3am was really nice by the way”

21. “It’s not me you’re angry with”

22. “Are you going to tell me what you’re brooding about?”

23. “Damn those eyes could break a heart”

24. “You’re the best thing I never knew I needed”

25. “You bring him home!”

26. “Okay let’s be real. Is any of you straight? At least one of you?”

27. “The way to a girl’s heart? Mmm asparagus and baby corn!”

28. “Try again”

29. “It’s only me!”

30. “Babe you’re making a mess”

31. “I’m so tired”

32. “Do me a favour: cause a distraction”

33. “People like me don’t get happy endings”

34. “You’re really not a morning person, are you?”

35. “I’ll leave my window open tonight”

36. “You’re going to get caught walking around like that”

37. “I don’t play fair. Sorry babe”

38. “Stop bringing all my plants to life. They keep dragging their pots across the floor. They’re getting soil everywhere”

39. “And he’s almost completely sure that his heart was made for you”

40. “In case you ever foolishly forget. I am never not thinking of you”

41. “Serenade me all you want, I’m not letting you take my cat”

42. “You fancy my sister but I fancy you”

43. “And suddenly you were everything I cared about”

44. “It’s just really cool and really amazing and I just wanted to share it with you”

45. “It was nice, not dying with you”

46. “Are you just gonna follow me around with a guitar all day?”

47. “So kiddo, how’s the crush on X going?”

48. “Just saying, it’s an option”

49. “I correctly noodled everyone”

50. “There’s no way you’re naturally such an asshole X”

[deity-prompts]

Welcome to the 30 Day AU Writing Challenge! For 30 days you will be given 30 aus (alternate universes).

Greek God AU

Fallen Angel AU

Road Trip AU

Grease AU

Band On Tour AU

Con Artist AU

Midnight Café AU

Local Musical / Play AU

Hospital AU

Online Friends AU

Bar Owner and Café Owner AU

Royal AU

Camp Counsellor AU

Theme Park Workers AU

Chef and Critic AU

Monster Hunter AU

Pride and Prejucide AU

Makeup Artist and Model AU

Superhero AU

1980s AU

Childhood Friends AU

Sports Rivals AU

Dystopian AU

Guardian Angel AU

Past Lives AU

Small Town AU

Babysitters AU

Assassin / Hitman AU

Ghost Hunter AU

Enchanted Forest AU

[i-m-w-a-i-i-i-t-i-n-g]

1. “I didn’t sign up for this”

2. “Am I seeing this right?”

3. “When you said you’d drop off some sunshine, I didn’t think you meant the actual sun”

4. “It’s okay babe, you’re my tiny prince”

5. “I may not be able to give you the world but if I can give you a X, you bet I’ll give you a X”

6. “Aw man, now I want pancakes” 

7. “Gotta pee, gotta pee, gotta pee”

8. “I can do better than that”

9. “I ought to learn how to sew”

10. “Excuse you, nobody feeds X strawberries except me”

11. “You ain’t getting me in whiskers”

12. “No don’t! You’ll kill him!”

13. “Never was there ever a cat so clever”

14. “We’re ordering him a costume”

15. “Oh here I wanna try that! X shine the flashlight at me while I spin”

16. “Okay you took a slug for me, I’m your responsibility now”

17. “Welcome to the family”

18. “Don’t you know not to sit on someone else’s bike?”

19. “You keep good company lad”

20. “Let’s hope we don’t have to find out”

21. “Do not laugh at my son!”

22. “You want a scarf to match?”

23. “It’s not a bird bath, get out!”

24. “Don’t worry, I won’t let you hurt me”

25. “I’m nicking your shirt, X nicked mine”

26. “You can’t catch me and make me a man”

27. “Come on down to the olive garden and get your free breadsticks!” 

28. ”Take that how you want it”

29. “Gonna be on my knees either way” 

30.  “I’m away to play in the wendy house”

31. “That’s the benefit parts of renting” 

32. “You look as if you need to sit down dear”

33. ”X sweetheart, you’re looking rather flustered”

34. “I’m just tryna keep you warm!”

35. “I remember X! I remember!”

36. “We’re innocent”

37. “You’re the light of my life”

38. “Keep talking and I’ll shoot you outta the sky bird boy”

39. “I think you mispronounced lazy”

40. “I’m gonna teach you everything I know”

41. “Use protection. I want to hear none of it”

42. “How did he get that name?”

43. “He can see dead people”

44. “I can’t come into work. The love of my life’s in danger and I need to save him”

45. “I’m sick of being the responsible one. I’m just here to get pissed”

46. “I played with the noodles!”

47. “You don’t have a favourite, do you? You love us all equally, right?”

48. “This kid’s important to X so I have to make a good first impression”

49. “You didn’t tell me you played hockey!”

50. “Your X privileges are herewith dissolved”

[i-m-w-a-i-i-i-t-i-n-g]

1. “He didn’t know about the juicy shorts. He now knows about the juicy shorts”

2. “I wear spandex tights, you can’t embarrass me”

3. “Pirates are princess friends”

4. “Is there anyone in here you haven’t kissed?”

5. “I’m feeling kinda left out here”

6. “So are you collecting boyfriends?”

7. “Your efforts are valient but there is only one true agent of chaos and that’s me”

8. “Well it couldn’t be X, he’s a fat hamster”

9. “I watched X fall off her bike and I don’t wanna see another baby girl crying”

10. “Why are you blushing? X isn’t even here”

11. “No wonder X can’t get names right”

12. “Sorry, he means you’re a kloothommel”

13. “What’s this about X’s sausages?”

14. “Hey, you got me like a kid in a sweet shop”

15. “There’s something about you in the moonlight”

16. “It’s easier for us to hide”

17. “I’m not what you planned but I’m a safe place to land”

18. “I hope you know that my name is actually X”

19. “I guess this makes you the damsel in distress, huh handsome?”

20. “He’s not a bad kisser either”

21. “I don’t think I have much in common with your other friends”

22. “It’s terror time again”

23. “I’m kissing your dad! He’s mine now! I’m your mum!”

24. “How’s your sense of balance?”

25. “I hear you’re looking for me, here I am” 

26. “Is she gone?”

27. “Why oh why do these things happen to me?”

28. “I don’t get why you dragged me to this”

29. “You have my hoodie and my blanket, what more do you want from me?”

30. “Man I hate it when he does that”

31. “Keep your hands off of my girl”

32. “She just shines”

33. “Do you wanna run away?”

34. “Aren’t you supposed to be doing something? Preferably not bothering me”

35. “I’m best when I cheat”

36. “Seriously? That’s what you’re worried about?”

37. “I tend to keep talking until somebody stops me”

38. “If you’re gonna do it, do it because you wanna do it”

39. “Every dream I have becomes reality and it’s becoming a problem”

40. “What are you waiting for?”

41. “Those are the funkiest socks I have ever seen, please marry me”

42. “Funny, she’s never been late before”

43. “So are you gonna tell me why you really came back?”

44. “You’re gonna fall”

45. “If you’re gonna come along you’re gonna have to stop talking”

46. “You don’t have to whisper. No one’s about”

47. “This is the 3rd time this week”

48. “What do you mean you blew up my microwave?”

49. “What have you against my tie?”

50. “I wouldn’t have said it if I didn’t mean it”

[i-m-w-a-i-i-i-t-i-n-g]

1. “I do believe in fairies”

2. “I don’t think it’s childish”

3. “Running in the halls are we Mr X?”

4. “No X. That would be a yes”

5. “I found your One Direction fanfic”

6. “Pick your head up princess, your tiara is falling”

7. “I get a call from a very concerned X telling me my sister’s gotten herself stuck in a tree. Am I getting an explanation?”

8. “Are we really having this argument?”

9. “Oh my God. You like her”

10. “I need to go. X please”

11. “I’m the werewolf who’s in love with her dead gay best friend”

12. “Why haven’t they kissed yet?”

13. “Come on beautiful, questions are meant to be answered”

14. “Next time you feel like doing something crazy and idiotic, you drag X along and not me”

15. “You got a death wish greaser?”

16. “X listen to your brother, go home”

17. “I’ve a surprise for you”

18. “You are so lucky you didn’t ask X that”

19. “So this is who you replaced me with?”

20. “X you did not replace me while I was on vacation!”

21. “Someone’s mr anti social today”

22. “I am not climbing a tree to save you”

23. “I’m afraid this shall be my last letter”

24. “The only girl I know who can train a zebra to race like a horse”

25. “Might not wanna hit on me in front of my girls” 

26. “I like this plan”

27. “I don’t even know your name”

28. “That isn’t my fault”

29. “Now are you sure you wanna go through with this?”

30. “Is it wise to sit on the ledge?”

31. “If I’m Robin Hood, you’re my Maid Marion”

32. “Are you pissed of that you have Simple Plan stuck in your head or that she brings joy to the team?”

33. “He’s gonna murder you when he wakes up”

34. “You two would be cute together”

35. “I didn’t see that coming”

36. “Follow my lead”

37. “If I have to listen to her sing Don McLean once more-”

38. “Do I look like Captain America to you?”

39. “It’s been too long”

40. “I can live with that”

41. “You really are the life of the party, huh?”

42. “They’ve been asking for you”

43. “I would not piss me off”

44. “You’re very sweet but what’s got you overwhelmed is you thought you were the only one on the team who could do amazing things with their fingers”

45. “I really should be more aware of my surroundings”

46. “What can I say darling? You complete me”

47. “X I need your help”

48. “You and the old man?”

49. “Last time you said that we ended up kissing”

50. “Sonic told me you’ve been crazy without me”

[i-m-w-a-i-i-i-t-i-n-g]

1. “This isn’t how a family’s supposed to be” 

2. “They’re gonna love you, I promise”

3. “X honey, I know you’re trying to cheer me up but could you leave me alone for a while?”

4. “Embrace the glorious mess you are”

5. “I was hoping you’d fall for my natural charms by now”

6. “We’re not letting you suffer alone”

7. “Why didn’t you call me?”

8. “I can’t work with you staring at me all day”

9. “I’ll be here when you get back”

10. “That smug smile of yours means you’re planning something”

11. “Why so grumpy?”

12. “Did you just say what I think you just said?”

13. “It doesn’t bother you? The things they say about us?”

14. “It don’t matter what I do, I can’t keep my hands off of you”

15. “God I love it when you do that”

16. “You don’t look too happy to see us”

17. “Well your little joke officially ruined my life”

18. “Why are you being so nice to me?”

19. “Only if I can drive”

20. “You belong with him, not me”

21. “I need to touch it”

22. “This isn’t about leaving, this is about X”

23. “I think somebody’s had far too much sugar”

24. “God X, I should make you nervous more often”

25. “You do what you want, I’m staying in bed”

26. “This better be good”

27. “Is this asshole bothering you?”

28. “We should be safe here for a bit”

29. “Something tells me I don’t actually have the opticians”

30. “You obviously didn’t hide it well enough”

31. “For some reason your words hurt more than anyone else’s”

32. “Am I supposed to have been scared?”

33. “Have you slept at all?”

34. “Thank God that’s over”

35. “We should sleep together more often if it’s that easy to get out of it”

36. “If X calls, I’m at yours”

37. “If you’ve suspected it for years, why didn’t you tell me?”

38. “Look X, all I’m saying is-”

39. “If anything happened to you, I’d happily let X beat my ass”

40. “I’ve told you before X, my friends are off limits”

41. “Don’t forget to lift spoons!”

42. “X I honestly have no idea what you’re blabbering about”

43. “As I said, kill me later”

44. “The bloody hell are you watching?”

45. “You could’ve waited til my shift is over”

46. “I have no idea where I am, it’s raining and my phone’s about to die”

47. “I remember the day she brought me home”

48. “Honey this was no accident”

49. “You may be over me but I’m not over you”

50. “I have a question in which you may struggle answering”

[i-m-w-a-i-i-i-t-i-n-g]

1. “He’s really done it now”

2. “Just because she’s a cheerleader doesn’t mean you stand no chance with her”

3. “I’m never babysitting again”

4. “You better get going if you wanna pick X up from the airport”

5. “X you’re staring”

6. “I hate it when we fight”

7. “When all this is over I’m gonna marry you”

8. “Why are you trying so hard to push me away?”

9. “If I could meet any fictional character?”

10. “Buy me a drink before I change my mind”

11. “Is it necessary you do that here?”

12. “Are we still on for today?”

13. “Do you prefer roses or tulips?”

14. “She looks after him”

15. “You don’t meet a girl like that every day”

16. “No matter what anybody says you’ll always be a prince to me”

17. “He talks about you like you put the stars in the sky”

18. “Why do you have so many books open?”

19. “Grumble all you want but I can see that you don’t actually mind that I’m here

20. “Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy”

21. “He’s awfully friendly for a non boyfriend”

22. “You’re in my inappropriate thoughts”

23. “Don’t you dare say you love me”

24. “You can have me any way you want baby”

25. “What if I told you that you take up the most space in my brain?”

26. “Odd place for a swing set”

27. “Tell me someone rescued X from the freezer”

28. “Shit shit shit shit shit!”

29. “Yeah uh, alcohol doesn’t go in hot chocolate”

30. “We’ve been dating for 6 months, when will you stop with the shitty pick up lines?”

31. “Do you really think she wants to go fishing?”

32. “Mom she’s my girlfriend, not yours” 

33. “You proposed to her with the ring of power?”

34. “Don’t close that window!”

35. “I swear I get all my energy from you through photosynthesis”

36. “You may have a great voice but you ain’t got nothing on Thomas Rhett”

37. “I thought maybe we could go on a picnic”

38. “I just really need to be kissed right now”

39. “Is this necessary?”

40. “The hell do you mean you asked her to marry you with a pocket watch?”

41. “Why don’t you come and take a seat on my lap sweetheart?”

42. “She proposed to you?”

43. “Why are you staring at me like that?”

44. “So I maybe binged a youtuber playing a horror game and can’t sleep or turn my lamp off”

45. “Please don’t kill me”

46. “Now darling, why would I kill she who holds my heart?”

47. “She’s out on the dock”

48. “Here, you need this more than I do”

49. “I hope alternate universe you gets hit by a bus”

50. “You don’t smoke, why do you carry around a lighter?”