Nevermore's--Therapist

Nevermore's Therapist! (Cuz y'all need one)

[nevermores-therapist]

>><<Intro Post>><<

Hello!

I am Nevermore Academy's official therapist. You can call me Penny. You can come to me with any of your problems, for example your past, trauma, current problems, relationship problems etc etc! To get therapy, tell me about your problem in an ask.

Ex. If you have an rp blog of Pluto and you want therapy, go to my asks and send an ask talking about your problem, and add your name at the bottom.

I also do couples counseling for ships! If you want to have couples counseling you and the other rp blog have to give me an ask.

Ex. If willtresor wanted couples counseling, I'll send either the Will rp blog or the Montresor rp blog an ask, (tagging the other) and then we'll talk by reblogging.

There are a few rules to this blog:

The person running this blog is a MINOR

No NSFW

This blog is for Nevermore Academy's students ONLY

When coming for therapy, do it in the form of an ask, and do it with your rp blog

The person running this blog is just getting used to Tumblr; please be patient

That's it!

>><<About Me (Penny!)>><<

Any pronouns (but mostly they/them)

I like embroidery and crocheting

Do No Harm, Take No Shit

I ship pluke, eulapluke, white raven, and willtresor

I really like cool words

My amazing (business) partner @nevermores-other-therapist

>><<>><<

Notes:

I am not a real therapist irl

Tumblr won't let me upload images except camera images for some reason so my profile pic will just be a black screen for now

France isn't real

This blog is run by @colorfulwording

[nevermores-therapist]

🎱// I really don't know what to do with this blog. Roleplaying was fun but I can't keep up with the drama and I never get any asks for therapy anymore what do I do guys

[nevermores-therapist]

🎱// I low-key miss doing rp stuff idk why I stopped

[nevermore-merry-official]

are you. gay

Is the sky blue?

[nevermores-therapist]

Not in Nevermore, most of the time.

[nevermores-therapist]

ok relax guys I'm not dead. Is the nevermore ro thing still going on?

Also the reason I haven't been posting lately is because this blog mostly relies on asks to post and I haven't been getting any.this blog is less of an actual oc and more like a tool to blogs can use if they think it would be fun to have their character go to therapy

Anyways yeah still open to asks

[nevermores-other-therapist]

@touched-in-the-head needs therapy.

Her fear of flowers is destructive

Fear of flowers, you say?

*Dr. V grabs a couple handfuls of flowers out of thin air- most likely from Dreamland- and spreads them out of the table*

Hey, @touched-in-the-head, pick a flower, any flower.

[touched-in-the-head]

NO…NO FLOWERS ZERO FLOWERS…I DESPISE FLOWERS…

[nevermores-other-therapist]

You know, Annabel Lee really likes flowers

Are you suuuuure you don’t want a flower?

[touched-in-the-head]

NO I DON’T WANT A-

…

What flowers do you have?

[nevermores-other-therapist]

Lemme see: Daisy, rose, poppy, hydrangea, iris, hibiscus…

A lot more but I can’t name any. Does Annabel Lee happen to have a favorite that you know of?

[touched-in-the-head]

Do you by chance have poison oak?

Not a flower but it’s an accurate representation on what I’m feeling right now.

[nevermores-other-therapist]

Avoiding the question, I see… but I do have a lot of poison oak!

*hands Lenore a jar of poison oak*

Here it is~~~

[touched-in-the-head]

I’m not avoiding a question….

*looks at the jar*

You just…randomly have a jar of poison oak..?

[nevermores-other-therapist]

MORE QUESTION AVOIDANCE

But yes, I have almost everything in my pocket out of space and time.

*reaches into the pocket and pulls out Nurse Dolly, then puts her back in*

Unfortunately, I have not collected Duke nor Dean Merry. Yet.

ANYWAYS, does your fear of flowers stem from a past trauma of some sort?

[touched-in-the-head]

You what-

NURSE DOLLY!?

You collect people?

*lenore squints*

Are you sure this is normal therapist behavior?

Yes my fear of flowers is very much trauma related…

[nevermores-other-therapist]

“Normal therapist behavior???”

I mean… I only know one other therapist. My dear @nevermores-therapist might be able to tell you if this is normal. Maybe they know more therapists.

What trauma might have caused this? Do you have any recollection?

[nevermores-therapist]

My dear... Having people in you coat pocket is not normal. Or is it?? I wouldn't know.

I don't know any other therapists, other than you, darling, but I daresay that most weird things are permissable in Nevermore.

[They idly start making a flower crown out of some of the flowers, before placing it on their partner's head]

[nevermores-other-therapist]

Ooh flowers!

*They bestow a flower to Penny, then eat the rest*

Tasty. I think there’s poison oak somewhere in there. Mayhaps poison oak was the source of poor Lenore’s trauma.

[nevermores-therapist]

Oooh wait! What if the tree that fell on her was a poison oak tree? Or maybe it had something to do with the wallpaper in her attic having flowers in it?

[nevermores-other-therapist]

Now that’s an idea. Personally, I’m siding with the wallpaper. To be honest, though, if Lenore and I had the same wallpaper, I’d rip it off as well.

If it were the poison oak tree, though… what are the chances that Theo is just severely allergic to poison oak?

[nevermores-therapist]

Interesting... Personally, I think it would be the wallpaper. If I were stuck in an attic with wallpaper like that, I'd surely react the way Lenore did. But the allergy theory seems plausible too.

@touched-in-the-head Lenore, your family didn't have a history of allergies, did it?

(Although, dear, I think most people are allergic to having a tree fall on them, regardless of whether or not it was poison oak)

[nevermores-other-therapist]

@touched-in-the-head needs therapy.

Her fear of flowers is destructive

Fear of flowers, you say?

*Dr. V grabs a couple handfuls of flowers out of thin air- most likely from Dreamland- and spreads them out of the table*

Hey, @touched-in-the-head, pick a flower, any flower.

[touched-in-the-head]

NO…NO FLOWERS ZERO FLOWERS…I DESPISE FLOWERS…

[nevermores-other-therapist]

You know, Annabel Lee really likes flowers

Are you suuuuure you don’t want a flower?

[touched-in-the-head]

NO I DON’T WANT A-

…

What flowers do you have?

[nevermores-other-therapist]

Lemme see: Daisy, rose, poppy, hydrangea, iris, hibiscus…

A lot more but I can’t name any. Does Annabel Lee happen to have a favorite that you know of?

[touched-in-the-head]

Do you by chance have poison oak?

Not a flower but it’s an accurate representation on what I’m feeling right now.

[nevermores-other-therapist]

Avoiding the question, I see… but I do have a lot of poison oak!

*hands Lenore a jar of poison oak*

Here it is~~~

[touched-in-the-head]

I’m not avoiding a question….

*looks at the jar*

You just…randomly have a jar of poison oak..?

[nevermores-other-therapist]

MORE QUESTION AVOIDANCE

But yes, I have almost everything in my pocket out of space and time.

*reaches into the pocket and pulls out Nurse Dolly, then puts her back in*

Unfortunately, I have not collected Duke nor Dean Merry. Yet.

ANYWAYS, does your fear of flowers stem from a past trauma of some sort?

[touched-in-the-head]

You what-

NURSE DOLLY!?

You collect people?

*lenore squints*

Are you sure this is normal therapist behavior?

Yes my fear of flowers is very much trauma related…

[nevermores-other-therapist]

“Normal therapist behavior???”

I mean… I only know one other therapist. My dear @nevermores-therapist might be able to tell you if this is normal. Maybe they know more therapists.

What trauma might have caused this? Do you have any recollection?

[nevermores-therapist]

My dear... Having people in you coat pocket is not normal. Or is it?? I wouldn't know.

I don't know any other therapists, other than you, darling, but I daresay that most weird things are permissable in Nevermore.

[They idly start making a flower crown out of some of the flowers, before placing it on their partner's head]

[nevermores-other-therapist]

Ooh flowers!

*They bestow a flower to Penny, then eat the rest*

Tasty. I think there’s poison oak somewhere in there. Mayhaps poison oak was the source of poor Lenore’s trauma.

[nevermores-therapist]

Oooh wait! What if the tree that fell on her was a poison oak tree? Or maybe it had something to do with the wallpaper in her attic having flowers in it?

[nevermores-other-therapist]

@touched-in-the-head needs therapy.

Her fear of flowers is destructive

Fear of flowers, you say?

*Dr. V grabs a couple handfuls of flowers out of thin air- most likely from Dreamland- and spreads them out of the table*

Hey, @touched-in-the-head, pick a flower, any flower.

[touched-in-the-head]

NO…NO FLOWERS ZERO FLOWERS…I DESPISE FLOWERS…

[nevermores-other-therapist]

You know, Annabel Lee really likes flowers

Are you suuuuure you don’t want a flower?

[touched-in-the-head]

NO I DON’T WANT A-

…

What flowers do you have?

[nevermores-other-therapist]

Lemme see: Daisy, rose, poppy, hydrangea, iris, hibiscus…

A lot more but I can’t name any. Does Annabel Lee happen to have a favorite that you know of?

[touched-in-the-head]

Do you by chance have poison oak?

Not a flower but it’s an accurate representation on what I’m feeling right now.

[nevermores-other-therapist]

Avoiding the question, I see… but I do have a lot of poison oak!

*hands Lenore a jar of poison oak*

Here it is~~~

[touched-in-the-head]

I’m not avoiding a question….

*looks at the jar*

You just…randomly have a jar of poison oak..?

[nevermores-other-therapist]

MORE QUESTION AVOIDANCE

But yes, I have almost everything in my pocket out of space and time.

*reaches into the pocket and pulls out Nurse Dolly, then puts her back in*

Unfortunately, I have not collected Duke nor Dean Merry. Yet.

ANYWAYS, does your fear of flowers stem from a past trauma of some sort?

[touched-in-the-head]

You what-

NURSE DOLLY!?

You collect people?

*lenore squints*

Are you sure this is normal therapist behavior?

Yes my fear of flowers is very much trauma related…

[nevermores-other-therapist]

“Normal therapist behavior???”

I mean… I only know one other therapist. My dear @nevermores-therapist might be able to tell you if this is normal. Maybe they know more therapists.

What trauma might have caused this? Do you have any recollection?

[nevermores-therapist]

My dear... Having people in you coat pocket is not normal. Or is it?? I wouldn't know.

I don't know any other therapists, other than you, darling, but I daresay that most weird things are permissable in Nevermore.

[They idly start making a flower crown out of some of the flowers, before placing it on their partner's head]

[nevermores-therapist]

Was walking through the school and tripped on a FUCKING CANDY CANE

[nevermore-merry-official]

How do you trip over a candy cane? How tall are you??

[nevermores-therapist]

A few candy canes tall.

[nevermore-merry-official]

Oh, you should really grow

There are a lot of benefits to being tall, you know

[nevermores-other-therapist]

Hey, they never specified how many candy canes. It could be twenty three thousand, for all we know.

[nevermore-merry-official]

No it could not

[nevermores-therapist]

Well, someone's idea of what "a small number of" means is relative. To me, it could mean two, or two hundred.

But I can confirm, I am not twenty three thousand candy canes tall. I am a different number of candy canes tall.

By the way, what are these aforementioned benefits to being tall?

[nevermores-therapist]

Was walking through the school and tripped on a FUCKING CANDY CANE

[nevermore-merry-official]

How do you trip over a candy cane? How tall are you??

[nevermores-therapist]

A few candy canes tall.

[nevermores-therapist]

Was walking through the school and tripped on a FUCKING CANDY CANE

[faithinchristxxnevermore]

🥀//little interaction with other rps

1- a headcanon you made of your character

2- something/someone that you think your character would die for

3- how they would act if the stag is looking directly at them

And that's it, if you don't want to interact there's no problem

[way2rich4this]

1 -> He was way too many clothes.. like an insane amount. He'll proudly admit that he's always keeping up with fashion.

2 -> Hardly anyone, but if he had to, I think we all know who

3 -> Freeze and scream, most likely

✨// tagging other peeps as well teehee @teaandcheckmates @isidor-fauntleroy @berenicenevermore @chucksonwithdukelaurent @drowning-cat-personified

[chucksonwithdukelaurent]

🗝// OOOOO YESSSS

1: Duke loves radio serials, and at night when he can't sleep, he'll get out of bed and go sit in his favorite chair to listen to the midnight shows that most people miss.

2: mf has no sense of self preservation, if anyone is around he's willing to die for them. he thinks it's "being a hero."

3: it seems he goes with "flight" over "fight;" either he's running to protect the people with him, or he doesn't see any value in "fighting"/putting on a show if there's no audience around, so might as well run.

damn who can I tag

@nevermore-mourn-official @nevermore-merry-official @asshole-cowboy-devil

[nevermore-mourn-official]

😒// Thanks for the tag!

1- I have so many headcanons for the deans lol, but one I've had literally forever is that they can both speak fluent French.

2- Merry and black tea.

3- Probably stare back at it, and if it decided to charge him he'd just poof away lol.

Tag list (no pressure to join!):

@nevermore-merry-official @nevermores-therapist @nevermores-other-therapist (ik you two haven't been on in a while but I miss u) @thewildhuntoffical @the-only-nurse-in-this-school @your-favorite-teacher-poppet @touched-in-the-head

[nevermores-therapist]

🎱// FINALLY something to post about thx for the tag!! I just haven't been able to think of anything to post abt for a while

1- They like to collect little shiny things, like buttons or beads or charms

2- @nevermores-other-therapist

3- whack it on the nose with their cane and just poof away or something like that

@drowning-cat-personified @asshole-cowboy-devil @adair-is-lost @thatbumpwasshapedlikeacat @atlantis-in-nevermore @imtheghostnow @wispsofthenevermoreacademy @diary-of-a-willy-kid

idk I'm just spitballing random rps that I can remember y'all don't have to interact if you don't want

[nevermores-therapist]

i write to you anonymously since the thought of sharing something so intimate with you directly made me feel sick earlier.

I'm enjoying a woman, more then I've enjoyed anyone before. i know i will ruin her more then she is already, but there is a selfish desire to keep her. what do i do? there is no one else i can ask.

(totally not Lisa, a nevermore OC)

Hmm... First off, loving someone and wanting them to stay with you isn't necessarily selfish, as long as you care about their wants and feelings. It's important not to feel bad about the way you feel as long as it's not hurting anyone or yourself.

Also, how can you be sure that you'll ruin her? You never know how things will end up unless you test the waters. My advice is to talk to her about these feelings. Yes, I know it's cliche, and it's hard, but it's really the best option. Besides, you'll feel better after speaking about your feelings with the person you have these feelings for. It's always important to be on the same page regarding your feelings in a relationship.

[nevermores-therapist]

Uhmm...i have a little question, what if, if I ACCIDENTALLY eat the homework of a random guy and then I eat the owner of the homework...?

Maybe stop eating people. And give Nurse Dolly another visit. Please.

[merisxxfuck]

Going

[nevermores-therapist]

THANK YOU. It's for your own good, dear.

[nevermores-therapist]

THERAPIST THERAPIST THERAPIST I HAVE A BIG PROBLEM

I just eated a human leg... The problem is that I don't know from who was that leg

Well, why did you eat the leg? How did eating the leg make you feel?

P.S. to find the person whose leg you ate, try looking for someone who doesn't have a leg

P.S.S. maybe pay nurse Dolly a visit

[merisxxfuck]

I mean, I was kinda hungry and I found someone sleeping... And he had a leg so- it was the easy option, and well, I didn't feel anything...i was less hungry, I guess

And yeah, I already told Dolly abt that, so uhm uhm... I'm gonna find the person, give me some hours

[nevermores-therapist]

Maybe check the infirmary for the person.

And, just wondering, were you part of the Donner party in your past life, by any chance?

[merisxxfuck]

Maybe I was, I don't really remember...

[nevermores-therapist]

You might want to think about it, I heard the Donner party was quite partial to cannibalism.

First and foremost, you should apologize to whoever's leg you ate. Eating someone's leg is not very nice.

Now, why do you think you didn't think twice about eating the person's leg? Why do you think you didn't feel anything? Have you ever done this before?

[merisxxfuck]

Uhhhhhhh... It's my first time eating a human, and I didn't think twice because I was hungry

And uhm... Like, when I eat I don't usually think so I guess I didn't feel anything because of that

[nevermores-therapist]

...

@nevermores-other-therapist a little help here please

[nevermores-other-therapist]

Uhm. Try baby hands dipped in cocktail sauce? Slowly lessen your cannibalism? Eat the deans instead?

....

This interaction is a train wreck and I don't think I'm helping at all.

[merisxxfuck]

Ouhhh, I think eat the deans is a great idea! Thanks therapist

[nevermores-therapist]

NO WAIT

[nevermores-other-therapist]

IT WAS A JOKE PLS COME BACK CALAMARI IS BAD

[merisxxfuck]

OHHHHHH... So I can't eat the deans? WHY NOT I'M HUNGRY

[nevermores-therapist]

Cuz if you eat the dean's we'll get fired

[nevermores-therapist]

Uhmm...i have a little question, what if, if I ACCIDENTALLY eat the homework of a random guy and then I eat the owner of the homework...?

Maybe stop eating people. And give Nurse Dolly another visit. Please.

[nevermores-therapist]

THERAPIST THERAPIST THERAPIST I HAVE A BIG PROBLEM

I just eated a human leg... The problem is that I don't know from who was that leg

Well, why did you eat the leg? How did eating the leg make you feel?

P.S. to find the person whose leg you ate, try looking for someone who doesn't have a leg

P.S.S. maybe pay nurse Dolly a visit

[merisxxfuck]

I mean, I was kinda hungry and I found someone sleeping... And he had a leg so- it was the easy option, and well, I didn't feel anything...i was less hungry, I guess

And yeah, I already told Dolly abt that, so uhm uhm... I'm gonna find the person, give me some hours

[nevermores-therapist]

Maybe check the infirmary for the person.

And, just wondering, were you part of the Donner party in your past life, by any chance?

[merisxxfuck]

Maybe I was, I don't really remember...

[nevermores-therapist]

You might want to think about it, I heard the Donner party was quite partial to cannibalism.

First and foremost, you should apologize to whoever's leg you ate. Eating someone's leg is not very nice.

Now, why do you think you didn't think twice about eating the person's leg? Why do you think you didn't feel anything? Have you ever done this before?

[merisxxfuck]

Uhhhhhhh... It's my first time eating a human, and I didn't think twice because I was hungry

And uhm... Like, when I eat I don't usually think so I guess I didn't feel anything because of that

[nevermores-therapist]

...

@nevermores-other-therapist a little help here please

[nevermores-other-therapist]

Uhm. Try baby hands dipped in cocktail sauce? Slowly lessen your cannibalism? Eat the deans instead?

....

This interaction is a train wreck and I don't think I'm helping at all.

[merisxxfuck]

Ouhhh, I think eat the deans is a great idea! Thanks therapist

[nevermores-therapist]

NO WAIT

[nevermores-other-therapist]

IT WAS A JOKE PLS COME BACK CALAMARI IS BAD

[nevermores-therapist]

PLEASE COME BACK WE DONT WANT TO LOSE OUR JOBS