watch beer, drink netflix

-READ AT YOUR OWN RISK- Aye. You have stumbled upon a wild band blogger wedged amidst a few fandoms whilst searching for treasure. Attractions include but are not limited to: [FOB/ATL/P!ATD/LIGHTS/Zelda/ /FMA/Homestuck/Pokemon/No.6/ST/Steven Universe/Adventure Time/assorted video games & TV shows] Enjoy your stay, there's no way off this blog without a boat.

[seriouslyamerica]

It took me like 20 years of my life to realize that the punchline to “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side” was a pun about death and not a cruel commentary on how most jokes are just unfunny.

[krisjennerpeacesign-deactivated]

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

[mymodernmet]

[hopeydopey526]

this is what I’m here for

[hipporacle]

me too, me too…

[hebbez]

Our beautiful solar system.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Outdated memes should be called Memeries

[feed-the-fauchereve-blog]

thanks for the memeries

[orenatus]

Even if they weren’t so dank

[awesomevines]

[gonegay]

one of these days i’m gonna roll my eyes too hard and go blind

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

i just found a documentary called “being ginger” on netflix and some ginger dude is literally devoting an hour to explore the prejudice gingers face and specifically why women don’t want to date ginger men i’m cryin he’s interrogating random women on the street now

and he’s an american guy studying abroad in europe because of course he is

[swagonah]

tag yourself bun friends

[ronswansonmemes]

Parks and Recreation Merchandise: http://bit.ly/1nsXYqC

[pornstarch]

why do cats run through the house like they forgot to pull their dinner rolls out of the oven

[secondbestbutone-deactivated201]

dy1anobrien:

i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone

[worm-banhmi]

$tone Cold Killa

[magicinhermadness]

New fave

[goldenxthunderchild]

SAVAGE

[thelonelybrilliance]

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

[imaginarycircus]

Gather round, kids. Let me tell you a story from ye olden days because I am tumblr elderly. I used to DJ for a radio station. I played records and CDs and we had station IDs from bands on 8 track cartes. People would call me asking what songs were–but they had to mumble, sing, or play the song on an instrument. I had someone call me to ask what Smells Like Teen Spirit was when it was a single. They played it on an accordion. I forgot about it until a moment ago when I saw this post.

[infnitiesonhigh]

tag yourself i’m banana

[faketumor]

tag urself,,,, again,,,, im peaches and pickles

[wintercoffin]

im gabriel @bluelambency is marshmallow