Ilana In The Streets. Abbi In The Sheets.

Jennifer. 22. Student. Alabama. English major. Loud black girl. Celestially stunning. INTJ. Ravenclaw. Multifandom shipper trash. Fanfic writer. Feminist killjoy. Coffee snob. It girl. Prompts are open. Ask box always open. Anon always on.

[twoofcups]

dc literally has better villains than marvel because marvel antagonists are always like “i wear ALL BLACK and THREE PIECE SUITS and i kill people because i’m SAD inside” meanwhile everyone in gotham just be off the shits and have an actual aesthetic and presentation  

[wherewhywhat]

The villain’s in Gotham are better because no one can out do Bruce Wayne in  “i wear ALL BLACK and THREE PIECE SUITS and i beat up people because i’m SAD inside” so they had to come up with something else.

[twoofcups]

this is the only response anyone is allowed to put on this post actually 

[writhe]

i think we need to stop focusing on telling little girls they need to be “empowered” & instead teach them about chaotic mirth, hijinks, & becoming complete rascals

[amoreterno]

the honduran flag in mr ratburn’s class, him reading pablo neruda, his husband making mexican chocolate and naming it frida kahlo..they’re both latino and you can’t convince me otherwise

[destinytomoon-deactivated202006]

GAY LATINO RIGHTS

[that-one-fat-guy-over-there]

[hydro-homies]

The insanity!

[textsfromthe-pitchers-mound]

[textsfromthe-pitchers-mound]

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

you know what really grinds my gears ?

a nigga will have JUST THE RIGHT STROKE & you’re feeling that you’re about to reach your peak but AS SOON AS YOU SAY “ just like that “ or “ i’m about to cum “ they go into this whole fuckin’ beastly type of fucking like that’s going to make you cum any harder . like NIGGA I just TOLD YOU what the fuck I expect of you . now I gotta rub one out while you’re in the bathroom 🙄

[maxineshawsdaughter]

💀

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

& don’t even get me started on oral .

MOST women don’t like that aggressive ass head shaking shit . it’s painful .

it isn’t pleasurable when y’all switch things up frequently . AGAIN we will lose the orgasm .

I prefer sucking more more than licking .

it takes a while for us to finish because y’all be bullshittin’ & yall don’t fucking listen 😭

don’t try to rub my clit as you penetrate me . 90% of the time you have no idea what the hell youre actually doing . allow me .

[yafavblogger]

If men just listened to women about what they want I wouldn’t have to masturbate and block your number at the end of the night. Y’all are more willing to listen to men about what women want than an actual women?!?

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

^

[nami-leyn]

[lovelyfarrah]

It’s true 😭 I’ve just been to afraid to say it

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

i’m not protecting their feelings anymore .

[crashtheman]

You make it seem as though every woman is vocal about what they want, during sex.

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

.. they’re not saying anything ?

[g-ooby]

my ex literally would not take any pointers, if I said anything all he would say is something along the lines of “enjoy what I give u”

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

i’m SO GLAD he’s an ex . we’re no longer neglecting our needs for men .

[pale-manmi]

I read that and I got so heated. Thank god he an ex

[moneymoonchie]

I also wanna add that we gotta stop holding out tongues to not hurt these niggas feelings. If he ain’t doing it right, tell him & you NOT feeling it, don’t make a sound 🤷🏽‍♀️

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

agreed . because i’m guilty as shit of this . my ex is convinced he’s a walking porn star because I gave him entirely too much credit 😭 .

[super-shar]

Niggas be trying to finger you like they digging for loose change in between the slits between car seats . Fingers be feeling like a wire hanger hook or some shit

[quietstorm-thundathighs]

^^^

[ao3tagoftheday]

[Image Description: Tag reading “assault of a popsicle”]

The AO3 Tag of the Day is: A potential solution to global warming

[ao3tagoftheday]

[Image Description: Reply reading “how is that a solution to global warming I don’t get it”]

Stab the earth with a giant popsicle, duh. It’ll cool everything down for a while, then the popsicle will melt and you’ll need to do it again.

[butchcurious]

But won’t it start flooding the oceans with melted popsicle?

[ao3tagoftheday]

Bonus: the ocean will be sweet and dubiously fruit flavored!

[theworstbastardhere]

and all the salt in the ocean will bring out that precious savory profile all chefs crave

[ao3tagoftheday]

That’s the spirit!

[embraceyouranxiety-blog]

Queens

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

why DO teenage girls go through a witch/occult phase? I had tarot cards and a spellbook and I knew a group of girls who messed with ouija boards and another who had ghost hunting equipment. “oh yeah Cindy’s just going through that girly phase where she tries to raise the dead.”

[tygermama]

theory - we want power and know our culture doesn’t want to give us any?

[madmaudlingoes]

Addendum: witches are one of the few cultural figures of female empowerment that don’t derive their power from their relationship to a man.

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

[teenagerposts]

a rollercoaster from start to finish

[tim-lucy]

my top 20 tv ships of all time #10. jim and pam - t h e  o f f i c e “when you’re a kid you assume your parents are soulmates. my kids are gonna be right about that.”

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

[nucleic-friend-deactivated20171]

too cold? put on another layer!

too hot? change into thinner clothes!

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

[dashuramode]

THE TRUTH COMES OUT.

Avoidance techniques for the cold:

-more coats, fire, hot food and drink, stay inside, fuzzy sweaters, ear muffs, become a burrito

Avoidance techniques for heat:

-die, I guess.

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[omegaboost]

[thefingerfucker]

WE KILLED THE HEALTH INSPECTOR

[caska-deactivated20200416]

[justcariii]

This is my new favorite video!!!!

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

I FOUND IT

[haileyrose-]

I deadass love this video 😂

[littlewriterman]

Nihilism in its finest hour.

[candyhatestumbler]

Bop.

[magicinhermadness]

I aspire to be this calm in a crisis

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

going to bed without an alarm set feels good feels organic. all natural free range sleep baby