oh worm?

shelby | 28 | she/they | ⚢

[subaru-copilot]

looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame

[teaboot]

Surely these circumstances will improve with additional shame

[random-jot]

[geosie]

[thesituation]

[revelware]

[dragon-png]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[fagstaynight]

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

[ntrider]

noncon friendship

[sonyvegas9-deactivated20241118]

Coworkers

[henpillled-deactivated20241123]

i make a mean soup

[mousettte-deactivated20241119]

Now make one that is beautiful and true

[sludgewizard666]

if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

[catgirlforeskin]

casting these before getting out of bed like buff spells before a raid boss

[legitimately]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

[legitimately]

[wurmzone]

04.05.25

[albertnatural]

[creepymutelilbugger]

i still think reddit is the testing grounds for new types of people

[lakevida]

three different coworkers said "killing myself" as a greeting today so its dope that at least all of us are unified in our suffering

[undeadsucker]

[tofupixel]

had a shower to relax and just argued with myself in my head the whole time 😊💕

[rainbowgazes-archive]

love ppl online being like "ur literally 30" like do u think thats not gonna happen to you??

[rainbowgazes-archive]

anyone tagging this with "Yeah but i wont be on tumblr at that age" is only fooling themselves.

[i-am-a-fish]

you're cute and it's tuesday

[glassvase]

I'm cute and it's tuesday

[kofitiamat]

[vero-niche]

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

[vero-niche]

none of us are making those appointments huh

[cinematech]

half paying attention and the 7-11 cashier was pronouncing 12 dollars as "two elf dollars" and I kept saying "what?"

[cinematech]

6 us dollars = 1 elf dollar