The Heckie-Dizzle

Welcome. I just reblog whatever I see that interests me. 21.

[slavery]

GINGER ALE BE HITTING ALWAYS I COULD BE DYING OF EVERY POSSIBLE DISEASE AND BE BLEEDING OUT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD AND TAKE A SIP OF Canada Dry AND BE LIKE ….. DAMN THAT HITS 

[viralfrog]

Guy wanted me to make him a queen-size blanket.

[unfortunate-waitress]

Saying “I’ll do it for $800” is Big Dick Energy.

[littlestonedslut-deactivated202]

Treat artists with respect. Doesn’t even matter that it’s a hobby. It takes time and effort and energy and money.

[hey-erika]

He sleep 😴

[ghostpotion]

Souleatober 10: role swap

[llesbianfarmer]

straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”

[queerbookdragon]

Female customer: “I don’t have a rewards card but my partner might.”

Me, ears perking up: “Great! Can I have their name?”

Customer: “It’s Stephanie ____”

Me: stupidly wide smile and faint twinkle in eyes because holy crap I’m not alone

[kendrysaneela]

These two women came up to my register with their twins and they called each other honey and their kids called them both Mom and my soul ascended to the heavens i was so happy

[overlyactivepingpongball]

When I worked as a contractor I knocked on a heavily pregnant woman’s door and she said she’d “have to talk to the missus” in a heeeeavy outback accent and I actually forgot how to speak for a second and had to explain that I’m not homophobic I’m just super gay and hearing her say that launched my souls directly to nirvana

[oculianthracina]

My soul when I see Queer people visibly and openly living their best Queer lives:

[diced-rice]

perhaps i have an au im thinkin about,, just perhaps

[redxblueihateloveyou]

when you’re emotionally constipated, but you gotta come up with something, cause you can’t stand seeing your bae upset.

[soursoppi]

I just need boar boy Kiri in my life ok

[bow-leggedsalmon]

KIRIBAKUS STAY WINNING

(all credit for the translation goes to @aitaikimochi on twitter!)

[glameowr]

bnha but its drake and josh quotes i havent even watched drake and josh but oh well

[tainari]

Kirishima & Bakugou 

[soursoppi]

mushing up the AUs cause it’s fun haha

[soursoppi]

what’s the point of learning all these kanji if I don’t brain them once in a while

[soursoppi]

playin’ ball

[soursoppi]

it’s a piggyback race

[falseficus]

had to watch a sea urchin fertilization lab for school and the way they dispose of the fertilized urchins is putting them in a tub labeled “used” lmao

[falseficus]

cruelty

[vietnyamese]

slutty urchins banished to the whore chamber

[astrophanie]

[dryadalis]

juniorbizarre:

scared to death of election day so i made a vine compilation

[loveandlucky]

Oh my fucking god. I’ve been searching for the no its gucki vine for 5 fuckijg years and only going through old tags have i finally found it