New Briefcase

I have only ever manifested as a mistake

[notesofacrocodile1994-archive]

a beautiful baby girl called new folder

[yesterdaysprint]

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

[the-wave-finally-broke]

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

[hydrahowl]

does this on your dash

[image-plus-official]

John Brosio - Dinosaurs Eating CEO (2013) [2000 x 1833]

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

the world loves to fuck my butt . but i love getting my butt fucked

[giragirameganedan]

dreamt that itch.io released their own special adaptable accessible super thin flexible silicon game controller called the Butterfly you could also fuck (they packaged each one with lube and toy cleaner) but there was no specific obvious way you were supposed to fuck it they encouraged everyone to find their own special unique way to fuck it. and they ran these ads for it that were different people from all walks of life saying what they do with it . sunburned rural dad who folds it hotdog style and jacks off into it. biracial masc lesbian with undercut who tribs with the joystick. young amputee in wheelchair who lets it vibrate on his lap while he works on his novel. etc. beautiful supermodel woman whos like "and me? i just game. hard." it ended with them all triumphantly saying into the camera "and thats how *I* fuck #MyButterfly"

[sawed-on-shotgun]

really spectacular

[bunnygirlskull]

Do you want your handjob crazy hand style or master hand style

[bichromia]

[blemgoid]

life isnt a race. I didn't learn to crouch walk until I was well into my 20s. First silent takedown at 31. Its never too late to become a stealth trooper

[afc-agitprop]

[irondive]

[queer-as-city-folk]

It hurts so bad to see something so fun and whimsical be so far out of my price range

[seobot]

[seobot]

[oldwindowsicons]

Windows 98 - Briefcase

[iguessthatcuntgettingeaten]

Throwback to the funniest message I've received in my life

[skygenders]

turning point usa is kinda performance art like lets consider that the other founder died from covid in 2020.

[geminisee]

>two people start a conservative organization to push covid conspiracies and pro-gun ideals (among other things)

>one dies of covid

>the other dies of gun violence

it’s so on the nose that it’s actually cliché