No Funeral.

NEW BRUNSWICK CRYPT KEEPER.                                                                     I'm a linecook (Saute life) at SCADDABUSH on Yonge and Gerrard in Toronto. Parkdale livin.

[newbrunswickcryptkeeper]

Another update: If you move in with your partner get a place with two bathrooms. That way you both get to poop in one.

[la-laborista-republiko]

[belovedbane]

Concept: I finish school. The job I work isn’t my dream job but I enjoy doing it greatly still. It pays enough to cover everything I might need. My bills are never overdue. Money is not a thought in my head. I have a place to live. So do my dogs. It is nice and warm, I have some plants, my bookshelves are full, my sheets are always clean. There is time to read at the end of a day. I read a lot. Thinking is a good thing. I meet up with friends regularly, old and new. They love me. We make memories. I have nothing to be ashamed of. I travel a few times a year, always different places. The places I see steal my breath away. The people I meet teach me of life. They are good. There is no war. The sea calls to me and pay visit. I am independent. I am content.

[lxzyfangirl]

we are such a sad generation. the dream is a modest and decent life.

[reddpropaganda]

And still, it feels unattainable.

[autumnhobbit]

You know? I actually prefer to think of it as regaining sanity after all the delusions of grandeur older generations had. There is absolutely nothing wrong with a normal, decent life with just enough, and tbh it’s their fault we think there IS something wrong with it.

[newbrunswickcryptkeeper]

Update: Life does get better and you do find your path and it’s lit don’t worry about it

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[antilla-dean]

No such thing as male or female brain, neuroscientist claims

A LEADING academic has rebuffed claims that male and female brains are wired differently – and branded the idea that men are from Mars and women are from Venus as "trash".

Speaking at the British Science Festival, which is taking place in Swansea, she said: “There is no such thing as a male or female brain.

“There is no one aspect of the brain even which if a scientist looked at it they could tell whether it came from a man or a woman.

“We shouldn’t be talking about sex differences in the brain. The brain is a mosaic and every brain is different for every individual.

“Using our neuroscience resources to measure differences is actually a waste of time. It’s more interesting to see what makes individual brains different.”

Prof Rippon believes that studies claiming differences between males and females are due to cultural and environmental factors.

She said that women become “wired” for multi-tasking not because of anything innate, but because that is what society expects of them.

And Prof Rippon said that the segregation between girls and boys even occurs from a young age – with them being given different toys to play with and different books to read – and that could change the way in which their brains develop.

She told an audience at Swansea University that boys’ toys can often be more training-based while girls’ toys are more nurturing.

“I’d say to the scientific community, can we please stop talking about sex? Stop dividing your data into two categories, you are losing so much information,” Prof Rippon said.

“Not only are we feeding the ‘neuro-trash’ industry misunderstanding about what we do, but we are also feeding the inner wimp of people out there who believe that they can or can’t do something based on whether they are male or female.”

[spongy333]

“neuro trash” oh my god

[itchycoil]

Charlotte Perkins Gilman said the brain is not an organ of sex in like 1357 …. we’ve been knowing

[toastbutteregg]

[bellygangstaboo]

Mexicans have been saying this for years but u only think it tru when a white guy says it.  

[insomniac-arrest]

a bop, a banger, and a jam are all different

but you have to feel the difference in your heart

[ororosmunroe]

a bop is something light or something you casually enjoy. you don’t mind it/it’s cute in the moment. 

a banger is something goes hard (some times unnecessarily) can invoke deep emotions. can fizzle out after some time has passed. 

a jam is something that can be considered as nostalgic. it is a song that is a personal anthem, no matter what you are going through you just respond to it. it is immortal. 

[walkingdorito]

[leakedinlondon]

thank u for visiting little friend I love u

[leakedinlondon]

I have an update on this lil dude apparently he has now been permanently banned from leaving his house because he walked his ass down to the train station got on a train and spend the day hanging out in a caffe a few suburbs over

[justjames]

GIRLS LISTEN UP

[nightgaunts-deactivated08082015]

[reallyabitch]

will someone please explain this to me immediately

[bongfucker-deactivated20141006]

[thetrippytrip]

This is everything!  

[thetrippytrip]

I approve this message.

[dapperalbinobudgie]

know what I always disliked when i was growing up? when adults would tell me not to say i hated something because “hate is a strong word.” yeah???? so???? im 9 and i have strong feelings

[maxum-the-mage]

They had a point though, reckless use of words never works out.

[dapperalbinobudgie]

shut the fuck up. i hate you and i hate this dumbass comment

[pettycentral]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This might be my favorite post hahaha

[pdothamman-deactivated20170513]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

[newbrunswickcryptkeeper]

This post actually pisses me off so much like how the fuck are people so goddamn stupid.

[newbrunswickcryptkeeper]

me: *is trying to focus*

my brain: MiiiiiiiiSTER KRABS... iS ONE THiCC BiiiiiiiiiH.. LEMME.... sEE THAT KRUSSYYYYYYYYYY