no i didn't take humanities why do you ask

scholar supreme. or smagiciantist

[newchallengestages]

btw in case people don’t register it i’m magolor aka the guy who built the New Challenge Stages resort for kirby’s birthday a while back. also i pilot the Lor Starcutter. also i’m the best thing to ever come out of Halcandra

(also i created Scope Shot)

this is a magolor-themed roleplay blog operated by @metamelonisle! i am so unwell about him. please have fun and play nice!

important notes for this blog's internal lore/logic to keep in mind:

magolor has no significant or meaningful connection to marx (nothing happened between them, i'm just currently not super comfortable with talking about marx atm)

magolor's best friend is parallel susie. they are QPPs (Queer-Platonic Partners)

this blog was created prior to the release of Return to Dream Land Deluxe so outside of the occasional comical reference to the premise of Magolor Epilogue, nothing revealed there applies here.

likewise, Merry Magoland does not exist here, and any references to a theme park is to New Challenge Stages.

the Lor Starcutter is alive and magolor is aware of this, although this has been hinted at since RtDL Wii

magolor is asexual-aromantic and also an adult. he is the halcandran equivalent of 20 years old.

he is largely unaware of earth culture, although he IS aware that the vast majority of people he interacts with are humans, and typically assumes any new person he is interacting with is a human unless stated otherwise

most importantly he has a good heart at the end of the day and will try to do what he thinks is right post-rtdl.

[lemonsweet]

Being into kirby always makes me feel like a crazy person you could show me a picture of a little ball with eyeballs on it and I'm like his political beliefs are comparable to walt disney

[das-a-kirby-blog]

we need to take dedede's suffering and project it onto magolor. this just isn't fair...

[newchallengestages]

Hey now,

[kirbytxt]

!cucumber

(psssst, don’t let magolor see that! he’ll get all jumpy!)

[newchallengestages]

Man, what is that? It looks unsettling and serpentine. I think I'll blast it with my Revolution Flame!

[seravph]

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

[rottenlittlefink]

Red Delicious Apples

[punk-rocking-nerd]

[newchallengestages]

who the hell is “nigel”

[white-wafers-3-cutter-puzzle]

i think magolor is capable of cutting your rope while under the platform, using his "ultra sword" move.

Ok well he isn’t here so I don’t care.

[newchallengestages]

No, sir. Not getting out of this chair.

[romanceyourdemons]

i love when a character has something terrible happen to them and as a result they see themself as, essentially if not literally, a ghost. and so that means they only can (and have to) do what ghosts do, ie get revenge and then cease to exist. easy as that. but then halfway through this ghost vengeance they realize hey actually i might still be a human person. with human needs. that’s incredibly inconvenient, considering how much i’ve invested in this whole ghost thing

[tbdagent]

to clarify for the record i dont want to think about marx (kirbysuperstar) hviing sex because i don;t like him.but i admittedly have no strong opinions on whether marx (karl) bottoms or not

[tbdagent]

magolor does not have sex. he is above that

[tbdagent]

[tbdagent]

you can bring plushies anywhere you want but magolor specifically is indeed banned from public spaces because we all hate him

i’m bringing magolor on the train but hes packed away for everyones safety

[newchallengestages]

you tricked me into getting in that crate with the promise of a tasty, tasty treat tube!!! how could you trick your dear friend magolor!!!!

[tbdagent]

what is magolors favorite breakfast cereal?

Kellogg’s Apple Jacks, of course.

[newchallengestages]

MUAHAHAHAHA!!! Now who's the one in control, you little red fruity freaks!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! [crunch] (mmm, cinnnamon~!)

[tbdagent]

could magolor in theory successfully hang himself or would he end up slipping through the rope?

so ive been getting really into burrata cheese lately

[tbdagent]

ive compiled together a list of recipes i found online featuring burrata and im not sure which ones i want to try first. if i post said list will yall help me crowdsource an answer

[newchallengestages]

I don't have a neck to break! Anyways, I'm partial to desserts! Ever since I got that sweet sweet sapling, I've been itchin' to make new dishes to serve in my theme park's restaurants! I've been thinking of apple-cheese pastries, but what say you?

[metamelonisle]

magolor leaks? uh yeah i sure hope he does

. what does this mean anon

[newchallengestages]

[aside glance]

[dededaio]

so today is a terrible comic day. or something

have a terrible comic

[newchallengestages]

Okay, but in my defense, it was very funny.

[newchallengestages]

do you love $15 amtrak rides

Why would I ride the train when I can drive the Lor anywhere I want?

[tbdagent]

just remembered the time i lost my copy of return to dream land at my nonna’s house for like ten years. magolor is her grandson now

[newchallengestages]

see you next christmas!

[tbdagent]

why is your inbox so scary. why is ableist magolor there

magolor wouldn’t be ableist he’d be like “woah, dude, you’re a system? like, you’ve got guys in there? that’s so radical, kirby!” and then he’d try to sell me an in-app purchase

[newchallengestages]

woah, dude, you’re a system? like, you’ve got guys in there? that’s so radical, kirby!

do you wanna buy some gem apples? only $2.99 CAD for a pack of 12! It’s a steal!! Hee hee hee!