[newdemcns]

unfollow plsss

[newdemcns]

@whiskersandwings THATS GENIUS

[newdemcns]

imagine if we’re all just in a video game and our actions are being controlled by some higher being playing said game

[newdemcns]

what if birthdays are just us leveling up????

[newdemcns]

today is fuckin wild guys

[newdemcns]

imagine if we’re all just in a video game and our actions are being controlled by some higher being playing said game

[helpingg]

[newdemcns]

move on dot com

[depressed-furby]

[newdemcns]

@daddysnopneedstequilastuff my poor old bones

[newdemcns]

I went to bed at a reasonable time and I’m still exhausted wtf is this

[newdemcns]

@happylittlecam i really like cereals

[bob-belcher]

me ignoring my problems

[newdemcns]

I just bought a dozen boxes of cereal so if anyone needs any I got you

[just-shower-thoughts]

Shoutout to the caveman who found out which plants and foods were poisonous.

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

me at 5 years old watching courage the cowardly dog

[infomics]

[floorwildcat]

Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese!

[anomalousdata]

“I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”

[pizzaotter]

JESUS FUCK

[newdemcns]

Today I found a restaurant that serves any kind of cereal you want (you can mix them too) and I’m in heaven