you should be with someone who’s crazy about you

hi there! My name is Milda (a love goddess in baltic mythology). I love NewGirl, Twenty One Pilots, Sherlock, Dan and Phil, procrastinating and overthinking... That is basically it

[riko-0tome]

Hades: Do you wear anything else other than that dull lab coat?

Lucien:

[halalameme]

[umluvu]

MY FRIEND SENT ME THIS PICKUP LINE AND IM—

i had to steal it

[newtonpermetersquare]

I doubt this will go…viral

[anime--irl]

Anime_irl

[newtonpermetersquare]

Electronegative lil bitch

[cli-meme]

[animalwoonz]

nose job turkey

[cryptidsyrup-deactivated2021011]

an addition…

-maximus

[okonesecvhangingurlhello-deacti]

Weird how you guys (Spongebob fandom) are putting an abusive ship on my dash (SquidBob) and not thinking twice about it. But alright.

[mimihime]

>abusive

where?

[okonesecvhangingurlhello-deacti]

Are you really gonna act like Squidward isn’t constantly berating and verbally abusing Spongebob. Like did we watch the same show or what LOL

[daofeibutdead]

literally don’t even bother with this person lol I’m so sick of freaks who hate on squidbob yet still ship patbob as of Patrick isn’t incredibly abusive towards spongebob

[thegodsofold]

is….. is this discourse??? is this actually a thing thats happening???

[okonesecvhangingurlhello-deacti]

Can you learn to mind your business maybe? Could that be a thing that’s happening?

[itsmecartoonistgirl]

Just some tender advice here: Squidward is 9 years older than Spongebob!

If you ship squidbob, you are shipping a middle aged man in his 40s with a young adult!

[daofeibutdead]

are you for real

[okonesecvhangingurlhello-deacti]

Not a fan of SquidBob in any way shape or form but I’m also not about to let somebody spread blatant misinformation on my post.

[itsmecartoonistgirl]

As vague as his age may be I think times such as the first Spongebob film where everyone including squidward calls spongebob a “kid” or “boy” implies that he is still intended to be fairly young. And squidward is implied to be a pretty old guy, I mean look at both their moms for instance.

[okonesecvhangingurlhello-deacti]

SpongeBob’s mother aged gracefully as she is a sponge with a lifespan potentially spanning thousands of years whereas Squidward’s mother was not so lucky as squids have a lifespan of typically no more than 18 months. Squidward’s mother also had to deal with the stresses of raising Squidward which I believe speaks for itself.

[itsmecartoonistgirl]

Alls I’m saying is if people are gonna be shipping squidbob they’re also going to have to reconcile with the fact that Squidward is a old grown man who’s been through high school, college, who’s worked at the Krusty Krab much longer than SpongeBob has, who’s lived in that particular neighborhood longer than SpongeBob has, all while SpongeBob is still dealing with school bullies, being called a kid and a boy by everyone he knows, and getting kisses from his grandma.

They cannot possibly be in the same age group, age or maturity wise. Squidward is obviously an older figure spongebob looks up to that Squidward is known to take advantage of constantly. The age difference definitely plays a part in this.

[jenlog]

what the actual fuck is happening here

[micaxiii]

feelin alot of misdirected wokeness in this chili’s tonight

my soul withers away with each silly uber-serious shipping discourse of a silly cartoon I see on this hellsite. and I say this as someone who’s main source of entertainment is taking cartoons too seriously.

[table-carpet217-deactivated2020]

You guys know your arguing about a sponge and squid right

[concerto-roblox]

I made some things

[snoofthefool-deactivated2023122]

"His nuts may be a special gift"

- Sandi Toksvig about David (2019)

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[puertohurraco]

Lads joyous moments

[hell-aint-a-bad-place]

Kings

[th3-bear-jew]

All of these but unironically

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[puertohurraco]

Lads joyous moments

[hell-aint-a-bad-place]

Kings

[th3-bear-jew]

All of these but unironically

[cutepilled]

[beautiful-wildlife]

Fashion show? by Ian Brown

[mmmskulljuice]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING

[nightjarring]

It’s a baby Jacana. They use those ridiculous stick-figur toes to evenly distribute their weight as  they walk around on waterlillies and stuff. Like snowshoes, but for swamps.

Here’s an adult:

Another really interesting thing about Jacanas is that it’s the dad who does all the child rearing while mom goes off to lay more eggs. Amd their really good dads too! Plus look at how they Cary their babies around!:

All aboard the dadbus

[thecraftybear]

It awesome and wholesome, but the baby legs make dad look like some alien arthropod monstrosity wearing a feather suit.

[acreaturecalledgreed]

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: (

[acreaturecalledgreed]

oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please

please have these

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: )

[great-tweets]

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

[sushinfood]

this is NUTS

[ranger-truth]

Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.

[hollowboobtheory]

wait a second

[therivalll]

This entire thread start to finish is fucking insane omfg