Baby Eating Apologist

It is strong and you are tough, but a heart is not enough

[nightjarring]

@spookygibberish - art and lore

@carnations-and-carnassials - inactive but there

@opossuarium - insp blog

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

[flashcs5]

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[only-cat-memes]

[charl0ttan]

[superchat]

[scarybrained]

[WITNESS LOG: THE EARLY SUMMER, 818.x.22 202X]

I heard that this artist still calls themselves a 'fictive', and that's why they animated this whole mini Soul Eater music video. Well fools on them, cromaka is actually very real, especially to me.

[woman-gaya]

[suodelic]

sex with a guy who wants to hunt you for sport for 6-12 hours immediately beforehand

[every-day-creechur]

Notch-mouthed Ground Beetle Dicaelus purpuratus

A ground beetle found in eastern North America.

image by Dan Vickers

[catchymemes]

[importantcatpics]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[hamptercatapult]

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[pizzaback]

“the author’s barely disguised fetish” is the 2020s version of “were they on drugs when they made this?! XD”

[junkverse]

(tags via @andi-drews)

[lostlostinthemusic]

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[dragongirlsweetie]

ok i am curious. how long is the longest song in your library (not counting tracks that are like several songs in one file like a full album mix or symphony recording or whatever) (also if it is longer than 20 minutes say the name in the tags i am curious)

how long

< 3:00

3:00–3:59

4:00–4:59

5:00–5:59

6:00–6:59

7:00–7:59

8:00–11:59

12:00–15:59

16:00–20:59

21:00–24:59

25:00–30:00

≥ 30:00

Voting ended onJun 1

[dragongirlsweetie]

ok i would like to clarify it has to be music and it can't just be a short song that's been looped a bunch. that still counts as several songs in one file, it's just several of the same song in one file. no audiobooks no podcasts no plants vs zombies theme 2 hour loop

[deathpotato]

I need to know, what’s the ruling on Nonagon infinity?

[antiqueanimals]

Basil Nightingale (British, 1864-1940). Pleased to Meet You!, 1922. Watercolour and bodycolour.

MutualArt

[theboost]

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it