This is no Bridget Jones

[newgurl]

i appear to be having an attack of the sads this weekend which is annoying because i was doing so well

[theinturnetexplorer]

Hide and Seek

[note-a-bear]

Catmouflage

[vastderp]

everyone’s reblogging this photoset of random furniture and floors, idgi

[newgurl]

i’m so not in the mood for anything but i’m fed up with being in my house i wanna cry

[rockleeswife]

me: *flips dogs ear inside out* me: can u..,. hear better like this

[thugilly]

Is Bo Burnham even real?

[thecommonchick]

I’M MICHELLE OBAMA

[basedpotatochip]

[snowwbrigade]

These are my favourite things ever because do baby boomers know we still have sex like okay grandma just because we aren’t turned on by the flash of an ankle

[icanstillfeelyou-deactivated201]

someone needs to explain to me what the cons of not having a baby agonizingly pushed out the snatch are

[matt-tetska-deactivated20240312]

You wouldn’t download a babby

[newgurl]

Stop me if you've heard this one before/that time I had to explain Jesus to a six-year-old I was babysitting

*walking past a church*

Child: *points at a large wooden crucifix replica out front* who is that?

Me: uh, that's...Jesus...

Child: who is he?

Me: well, in the Christian religion he is regarded as the son of God

Child: is he real?

Me: *internally screaming FUUUUUUCCCKKKK* um, that's a good question. Evidence suggests there was in fact a historical personage who once lived and that we now know as Jesus. How closely his life resembled the events written in the bible is somewhat unknown, and largely a matter of belief, I suppose, although what isn't, really?

Child: *long pause* okay.

Child: *points at the statue again* Is he real?

Me: oh. OHH. You mean like, is that a real body???

Child: yes

Me: Oh good god Tyler, no, I think it's wood

[dundermifflinscranton]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Thank god this dangerous criminal is off the streets. (via ablom2009)

[kevinskeller]

[allcapslyhrics]

[the-treasures-untold-deactivate]

Okay so I’m watching my friend’s cats while she’s away and she left me descriptions so I could tell who’s who

They’re pretty accurate 

[weloveshortvideos]

Using mamma’s ear as a blanket

[sexwitsockson]

:’(((((((((((((((((

[gochellzgo-deactivated20170221]

She looks so tired and done with this squirmy little poop

[saiasus]

[chelseaelayne-deactivated201710]

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

ohana means family. family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you