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The breadth of my bullshit cannot be accurately distilled into a short and snappy tagline. header by lullambii

[paxamericana]

[the-real-skeletor]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

why have we all decided yoda sucks at driving

[chongoblog]

How could you forget the classic

[ivfhnyfubpx]

this scene is so fucking funny the english dub of this show is so good

[laughconfetti]

loud warning

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[nunnatheinsanegerbil]

[teaboot]

Rolling on the floor sobbing and crying and losing my mind at “GET INSIDE THE VAAAAAAAAAAN”

[its-your-mind]

finally. an appropriate name for my ‘time to leave’ alarm.

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

Armand got in on the ground floor of that 20 year old loser. kept checking in on him like he was proofing sourdough until he had a beautiful geriatric fag ready to go into the oven of vampirism and emerge the perfect companion. he saw Daniel sniffing around for coke at Polynesian Mary's and said give me fifty years I can make him the hottest guy you've ever seen. and Louis was just happy he was finally taking an interest in investment because it gave them something to bond over besides missing that blond man's pussy. like it's the only long con Armand has ever successfully pulled. hard work pays off in the form of a 70something boytoy who looks suspiciously like your evil father. i'm so proud of him. my weird bug.

[armandwithamachete]

may this happen to all of us

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[salamandorange]

The most PATHETIC lil baby sounds...

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

I love when little creatures who are entirely loved and well cared for have the BIGGEST baby reactions to normal things. Like yes sweet pea, you DO have the hardest life of anyone ever, for sure, and you’re SO BRAVE about this minor inconvenience of *checks notes* having some water touch you

[cephalon-sancti]

There is nothing sadder and more pathetic than a baby marine mammal having to get into the water. They are suffering the most out of any baby animal ever. How dare they be introduced to their natural environment.

[voidreplicant]

(i used the noggles as a reference for the frames)

[tiredadventurer]

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[anxietyproblem]

[poketcg-art]

Porygon -- Tomoaki Imakuni

[punkitt-is-here]

this duck LOVES pink drink

[punkryuki]

[sawdust-emperor]

Her just pouring the puree straight over the duck's head because she knows there's no getting that duck out of the cup is killing me

[niemalsgenugmr]

Don’t use AI to write. Use childhood trauma like a real poet.

[steelnail]

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

[kapfranos]

My hair feels utterly disgusting, but I have a job interview on Tuesday so I need to try and make sure I have Optimal Hair for that (day after wash day)

[kapfranos]

And the only reason I'm posting this here is I have my manager on social media and don't want him to know till I can hopefully drop a resignation letter on him ✌🏻

[kapfranos]

My hair feels utterly disgusting, but I have a job interview on Tuesday so I need to try and make sure I have Optimal Hair for that (day after wash day)

[jadeharleyinc]

oooooh i got plany of disk space

[sosaysdean]

📸 henryruggeri

[hbmmaster]

usa: united states of america

usb: universal serial bus

usc: university of southern california

usd: united states dollar

use: now this one's just a normal verb