@heatslept asked: ‘ i don’t need it every night. every morning would be just fine ! ’ ben & ryan.
there’s a joke ryan keeps making about every single person in kevin’s life being hot. whizzer’s got a blackbelt and despite being a photographer, he looks like a model. bryan’s literally done modeling and been on magazine covers. mystral might give him the creeps but everytime ryan’s ever seen him he’s had a hickey. jack and arnold get their own cateogory ( maybe it’s the mormon kink that ryan seems to have developed. something about boys explaining their ridiculous religion. . . ) and let’s not even mention the birthgivers themselves: kevin’s parents redefine milf and dilf. then there’s the pictures that ryan has seen of kevin’s district leader in uganda. . .
needless to say, he expected joe to be hot as shit. and i mean, he definitely was. he’s the biggest porn star of all time, for christ’s sake, even kid’s have his action figure ! but it’s not like ryan can mention it. or even allude to it. joe seems to be uncomfortable from the first word that leaves ryan’s mouth about it.
not that he isn’t hot, but it’s definitely not what he was hoping for.
they have been talking nonstop since ryan realized he was the one to ask his movie questions too. did you know ben is the dude who invented the lava lamp ?? that’s fucking awesome !! he’s asking now what got ben into the porn business, you know, and ben is answering the question and---
“ man, that’s what i’m saying ! like, what’s the point of waking up with a boner if i’m not gonna use it ? ” he laughs as the words leave his mouth. once his laughter dies down a bit, his smile remains. “ dude, you’re so cool. ” he says, the words almost as if an interruption of his own thoughts. “ so, like, what other shit have you been in ?? i’ve tried to find more with joe but kevin hates that he knows the star and emme’s not into the whole watching porn thing together. plus you’re hot, so. . . ”
and then, before ben can even answer the question: “ wait, have you ever been in one of those pizza videoes ? i fuckin’ love those. i saw one where the sausage was so big that the dude said he wanted to call an ambulance before hand just in case she choked on it, and so they had these fuckin’ paramedics just in the scene watching them when they got started. then, as soon as she was done with the pizza man, the paramedics said she was gonna have to pay for the fees of having them watch, and it just went right into the next scene. personally i think the pizza man should have been paying for the fees since it was his idea, but you know, straight porn and all that. . . what was my point ? oh, right. what other stuff have you been in ? . . . wait, actually, do you wanna just text me some links ? cause i can bookmark them--- ”